Ray Mears. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy Bears 'extreme' take on things but if you were stuck with him I would always have that nagging feeling in the back of my mind that he was having me on. 'Are you sure crawling into this rotting dear carcass is the best way of keeping warm, I mean, we have only been lost for 6 hours and it's not even dark yet?' 'Get in Sam, before you die, you want to burden me with your death?'