Merry Christmas. As a result of managing to get through the build up to the Festive season without killing anyone, being killed or being in jail, today you get a day off, when you can do approximately f*ck all.
However, tomorrow I expect you to be the hell back out there shopping your little arses off, trying to prop up our c*nted economy.
Now, go stuff yourself full of festive food. Remember, it's mostly the same food you eat during the rest of the year, just packaged slightly more expensively, so get busy enjoying it now kids!
