Good morning

[Luke1981]

What started as an honest good morning thread has quickly turned into a how to wipe your arse thread! 

[Ant1981]

To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too 

[barrym381]

To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too 

you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko 

[bob23]

Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..

Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day.

[Ant1981]

Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..

Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day.

To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too 

you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko 

Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.

[bob23]

Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..

Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day.

To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too 

you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko 

Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.

I agree, I nearly always remember to wipe my arse, but did you really need to be so graphic?

[Ant1981]

Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..

Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day.

To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too 

you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko 

Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.

I agree, I nearly always remember to wipe my arse, but did you really need to be so graphic?

Ought I to give you my guidance of genital maintenance?

[bob23]

Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..

Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day.

To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too 

you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko 

Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.

I agree, I nearly always remember to wipe my arse, but did you really need to be so graphic?

Ought I to give you my guidance of genital maintenance?

I already have a male grooming kit consisting of a wash cloth, a little fluffing brush, sculpting scissors, a mirror and evening wear, so I'm sorted in that area cheers.

[Gavv8]

Genital topiary FTW..