Haha, brilliant, reminds me of someones sig on the TT forums:
*Edited to keep the children of the forum happy.

go on there to get advice on how to style your hair?
Yep how did you guess? They even told me how to install a travel adapter in the glovebox so I can have my hair driver on tap when I need it. Another good tip was, ditch the spare wheel and tire weld, just carry hairspray.