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Offline tigerj360

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Re: first thing you do when you buy a new car?
« Reply #30 on: 03 February 2012, 11:52 »
Quote from: thom89 on 03 February 2012, 11:48
My mate pisses over the bonnet of all his new cars, and they are new! From his Caterham, TT, to his DB7 and Noble, all christened!

Thom

I've heard urine is the new best thing when detailing  :grin:
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Re: first thing you do when you buy a new car?
« Reply #31 on: 03 February 2012, 12:57 »
Quote from: tigerj360 on 03 February 2012, 11:52
Quote from: thom89 on 03 February 2012, 11:48
My mate pisses over the bonnet of all his new cars, and they are new! From his Caterham, TT, to his DB7 and Noble, all christened!

Thom

I've heard urine is the new best thing when detailing  :grin:

Doesn't do any harm, and is very funny to watch, especially when he has a glass of Bollinger in one hand, and cock in the other.

Thom
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Re: first thing you do when you buy a new car?
« Reply #32 on: 03 February 2012, 13:41 »
Quote from: thom89 on 03 February 2012, 12:57
Quote from: tigerj360 on 03 February 2012, 11:52
Quote from: thom89 on 03 February 2012, 11:48
My mate pisses over the bonnet of all his new cars, and they are new! From his Caterham, TT, to his DB7 and Noble, all christened!

Thom

I've heard urine is the new best thing when detailing  :grin:

Doesn't do any harm, and is very funny to watch, especially when he has a glass of Bollinger in one hand, and cock in the other.

Thom

Do you think mk3 owners smash a bottle of champagne over their car when they buy one?
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Offline Mr_F

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Re: first thing you do when you buy a new car?
« Reply #33 on: 03 February 2012, 14:38 »
when new...send it back on the back of a recovery truck due to some very red lights on the dash...gotta love VW!
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Re: first thing you do when you buy a new car?
« Reply #34 on: 03 February 2012, 20:07 »
Find out how to open/unlock the fuel filler cap.

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Re: first thing you do when you buy a new car?
« Reply #35 on: 03 February 2012, 20:29 »
See how many warranty claims i can make in one day!
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Offline mk3.owner

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Re: first thing you do when you buy a new car?
« Reply #36 on: 04 February 2012, 05:47 »
New car's are like female's


Handling test -
Speed Test -
Clean it -
Admire it -
Write it a 'For Sale' Letter. 
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Re: first thing you do when you buy a new car?
« Reply #37 on: 04 February 2012, 14:14 »
usually tyres battery and new wiper blades  :wink:

and then off to my lads place of work 'spraycraft deeside' for some paint and a machine polish  :cool:
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