Me and a friend walked into PC world looking for topline laptops
We looked around for a bit and a really sexy assistant walks up to us.
"Can I help you fellas'?"
I looked at my mate and just smiled at him she was a looker big boobs blond hair

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"Yes we are looking for a laptop called Underwear?"
She looked a bit confused.
"Sorry don't you mean Alienware?"
I turned around and said....
"No its called underwear becuase its pants"

At that stage, me being married my mate gets her number!.......... which I got off him latter

I'll get my coat