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Offline Jay

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Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
« Reply #1 on: 27 October 2011, 14:10 »
 :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
« Reply #2 on: 27 October 2011, 14:13 »
what an ass  :lipsrsealed:
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Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
« Reply #3 on: 27 October 2011, 16:47 »
Gives a whole new meaning to 'donkey punch' eh?

Offline tg1

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Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
« Reply #4 on: 28 October 2011, 12:22 »
one of the indian dudes who i'm training has taken time off due to a boiled sweet damaging his tonsils.

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Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
« Reply #5 on: 28 October 2011, 12:53 »
one of the indian dudes who i'm training has taken time off due to a boiled sweet damaging his tonsils.

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You sure that's all he was trying to swallow?
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Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
« Reply #6 on: 28 October 2011, 13:23 »
might well of been aiming to swallow a brick, well if i was over there he would of been.

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eg.

indian: how can i help you
caller: boots the chemist please
Indian: is that a business or residential
caller: ummm business
indian: what type of business
caller: really? its a chemist
indian: can you spell the name of the business
caller: are you taking the farking pee-pee? B-O-O-T-S
indian: is that the first initial or the street address?
caller: are you farking stupid or what you dumb fudger
indian: shall i connect you?
indian: what area?
indian: what type of business is it?
caller: caaaaaant. Hangs up
indian: hello? hello?

ring my trainee to see what went wrong

me: so what was wrong with that call?
indian: He had no english, and a funny accent

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