Jizz stain removal from mk6 bonnet?

[am1w]

still dont know what it is ?  got it now and its only on Asker's car

That's it Stevie baby. It was you through SMS.
Just checked. Nothing.
You got me all unnecessary.

[The Doc]

This seems like a very serious issue blighting many MK6 golfs, given the severity and number of forum users effected I may have to make this topic sticky 

It's a sticky topic if ever I've seen one 

[am1w]

This seems like a very serious issue blighting many MK6 golfs, given the severity and number of forum users effected I may have to make this topic sticky 
It's a sticky topic if ever I've seen one 

Classic.

[The Danno]

Could anyone recommend me a product to remove jizz stains from the bonnet of my mk6 which are often left by envious passers by.

I would have posted this in the detailing section but it is a mk6 specifc phenomenononon and the mods in the detailing section have a bit of a sense of humour issue.

I did try using a potato soaked in vinegar but the jizz just made it taste nasty afterwards. 

Quality!!!

[R32UK]

not sure about the bonnet.. but the back seat is a nightmare :embarassed:

[The Doc]

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

I've taken their advice 

Tidied and now locked