GTD - What are the crucial options and Colours?

[am1w]

No exceptions - all diesels.
I await 'Ode to Turbo Petrol'

Oh go on. Do compose!
You know you want to.

[GolfTi]

Steve and all other diesel drivers/lovers


I'll start it for you...

Ode to the GTI

When In was young I saw this magic car in the sky,
Since then, I got to know about the GTI.....


You finish it off.....

[dTEA]

Oh oh I bought a 1.8T too slow
Thought it'd beat Type-Rs but oh no.
It's dog slow, and in corners it tends to wallow
Like paying a hooker to find out she don't swallow.
Should bought a mk2 or mk5 GTi
Kinda feel like I've been jizzed in the eye
Time to go for a remap, but even then the handling will be kinda pap

[Jimble]

 

[am1w]

Steve and all other diesel drivers/lovers
I'll start it for you...
Ode to the GTI
When In was young I saw this magic car in the sky,
Since then, I got to know about the GTI.....
You finish it off.....

Ode to the GTi by Sir Cliff Richard
Words adapted by am1w

When I was young my father said
"Son I have something to say",
And what he told me I'll never forget
Until my dyin' day.
He said, "Son you are a GTi boy,
And that's the way to stay,
Son, you be a GTi boy until your dyin' day".

When I was sixteen I fell in love
With a girl as sweet as could be.
But I remember'd just in time
What my daddy said to me.
He said, "Son you are a GTi boy,
And that's the way to stay.
Son, you be a GTi boy until your dyin' day."

Girls/ladies included!