Quick! Get the orange sauce!

[Wayne]

Quality 

[Rolfe]

PS: You should post those pictures on the www! Classics in the making.

I guarantee somebody will say "fake".

As I said above, that would be right, too.  I should really have taken the photographs before I pulled the corpse out of the grille, but I didn't think of it at that point.  Then when I did, I didn't bother recreating the exact original positioning, which if I recall correctly was arse-out.  Also, some loose bits of grille had been tossed aside as well.

It's more artistic, but it has lost a degree of realism.

Rolfe.

[denyason]

hey rolfe, did u eat it? it would of been a waste of some roast duck.

[DDRFan]

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It's more artistic, but it has lost a degree of realism.

Rolfe.

I was just kidding

i showed the photo to a guy at work and he told me about his episode in his old Ford Focus and a pigeon... somehow driving along he decapitated a pigeon, at the time he hit it the body just seemed to bounce off the bonnet, but after a while the bonnet seemed to be a bit loose, so at home he opened the bonnet to find the pigeon's head roll off onto the floor. Somehow the head must have got jammed inbetween just under the bonnet and the top part of the grille.

These are things that you would never believe unless you actually experienced it yourself.

[andykram]

Ducks eh?
I saw three of the daft duckers waddle into the hole in the wall foyer of HSBC on Park Row in Leeds yesterday. Somehow they activated the automatic door opening when all three landed in front of it and they promptly walked in. P*ss funny.
And if you're quick Rolfe they might still be there - you could eat one or maybe shove it through the other side of your grille. Two ducks will always be better than one!!!!