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General => New forum members => Topic started by: girl gti on 06 December 2008, 21:33
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Hi peeps, im new, I drive a mk3 gti .
Not sure wat else to say, just, Hi all.
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ǝɯoɔlǝʍ puɐ ıɥ
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yeah a lil confused too lol
welcome to the site :smiley:
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Cheers, im a member of sussex street cars, and i dnt feel that anyone talks.
So i decided to join a new group, :smiley:
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Welcome. The Mk 3 Section on here is very informative!
Good to have ya aboard!
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Cheers, i'll get some pics up soon,
not had it long, was driving an Almera gti b4
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Well we are champions at talking on here so you should soon feel at home! :wink:
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And Len is a big pest with all the females :lipsrsealed: :laugh:
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Yes keep your eye on him.. And Raven.. Tut tut!!
Hiya, btw! :grin:
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Welcome to the greatest Golf forum in the world. Fact.
(Please note this is a fact from my head and might not be reflected in other people's views).
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Welcome aboard we are a friendly bunch here. Just keep your eye on Len and Ravern. :grin:
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Ok, i'll keep that in mind.
Never guess what happened to my car last night,
my ex went on the war path an smashed all my windows, :sad: :sad: :sad:
anywhere in sussex?
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Welcome !
What a bellend ! :( Sorry to hear that.
AlanD's page count estimate is -
No pic = 13
With a pic = 22
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Oh yeah! Watch out for that Ben! He's worse than me and Raven put together! :laugh: :evil: :laugh:
I hope you got police onto ex!
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Oh yeah! Watch out for that Ben! He's worse than me and Raven put together! :laugh: :evil: :laugh:
I hope you got police onto ex!
Bloody cheek you 2 are sex pests :laugh:
I wouldnt bother with the police get the boys to sort him :evil:
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Police have been informed,
They cant be that bad????
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They cant be that bad????
Dont test them !
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lol sleep with one eye open!
As for your ex, he's just jealous that you have a dub and he don't
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Welcome :smiley:
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They cant be that bad????
Of course we aint bad! Well cant really speak for Raven, but she's quite nice really! :grin:
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They cant be that bad????
Dont test them !
As Alan said. Before you know it this will be an 86 page thread. :rolleyes:
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Speaking Raven, where she gone?
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Speaking Raven, where she gone?
Isle of lesbos :laugh:
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In her dreams!
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AlanD's page count estimate is -
No pic = 13
With a pic = 22
Welcome!
Horney's page count estimate is -
No Raven= 13
With Raven = 22
nick
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how do :cool:
piccies - page count 26 then its locked :grin:
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Raven has moved jobs.. No sitting on the net all day :sad:
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how do :cool:
piccies - page count 26 then its locked :grin:
Im guessing 27 pages then :rolleyes:
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I think you lot have scared her off already !
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Said she wanted to chat!
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ALL LIES ! :(
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hurt doesnt even come close
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Hey peeps, im still here you aint scared me off,
just had s*** to sort out.
Good news, got my car sorted 2day, £50, not bad i guess.
whats everyone been up to 2day?
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Hey peeps, im still here you aint scared me off,
just had s*** to sort out.
Good news, got my car sorted 2day, £50, not bad i guess.
whats everyone been up to 2day?
i failed my mot :cry:
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Hey peeps, im still here you aint scared me off,
just had s*** to sort out.
Good news, got my car sorted 2day, £50, not bad i guess.
whats everyone been up to 2day?
i failed my mot :cry:
jesus, when did they bring in MOTs for humans - Iaint ever going to Pass :laugh: :grin:
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MOT, wat?
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Hey peeps, im still here you aint scared me off,
just had s*** to sort out.
Good news, got my car sorted 2day, £50, not bad i guess.
whats everyone been up to 2day?
i failed my mot :cry:
jesus, when did they bring in MOTs for humans - Iaint ever going to Pass :laugh: :grin:
theres always one......next you will be saying you need a servicing
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Is this a sex line or sumink?
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No it just gets quite smutty on here from time to time. It mostly occupied by blokes so imagine it as something like a working mens club from the 70's but without the crushed velvet and and thick cigarette smog.
Nick
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and ladys welcome!
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Of course, we're not stuck in the dark ages! The kitchen's that way > :wink:
Nick
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kitchen......now...lol jokin! well im new hear,well kind of new,i dissapeared for 3 years untill today! and i dont have a golf,i have a 200sx lol 300bhp of jappp crappp! but its written off and im going back to the golfs :-) and im in sussex too :-)
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hey less of that cheeky!
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where in sussex are you - golg gti 16valve
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and yes i can spell
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im in chichester,west sussex,so you know it? cant help the cheekyness,its built in..
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Its good to have a laugh,
I Know where it, im in East sussex.
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so over brighton way then i suppose! :-)
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Im getting close to 13 !!! COME ON !
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Of course, we're not stuck in the dark ages! The kitchen's that way > :wink:
Nick
FPMSL and the beer frige is next to it :laugh:
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so over brighton way then i suppose! :-)
No Eastbourne
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If you post pics this will soon turn into another 84 page thread they like a new girl :grin: :lipsrsealed:
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Well........ :wink:
Still getting round to taking a pic of my car, and also one of myself so you all know what i look like,
But its bloody cold outside.
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The colder the better if you know what I mean ;)
(Its begun :D)
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Yeah i know wat you mean! But will i ?
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Yeah you will :D !
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You'll just have to wait and see!!
Soz but i dnt have a beer fridge, I just keep it in the fridge, No room for food!
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The colder the better if you know what I mean ;)
48 hours of Len punishment for that line!
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Bwahahahahahahahaha ALenD awesome. Good work Toph.
Nick
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LOL !!!
Oh No !! :(
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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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you guys are mad :smiley:
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F*ck a duck! ALenD I pissed myself! :laugh:
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LOL !!!
Oh No !! :(
ha ha unlucky :grin:
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Hi Girl Gti!!!! Welcome to the nut house :wink:
(didnt want to feel left out :grin:)
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F*ck a duck! ALenD I pissed myself! :laugh:
FPMSL Could have changed it to Aravealend :wink:
Alan what has come other you your being as subtle as a sledgehannmer :grin:
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welcome to the
forum Perv fest!.....
17 pages without....33 with!! :wink:
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well, you have all made me feel welcome,
Where are the girls?
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well, you have all made me feel welcome,
Where are the girls?
There aint loads of girlies on here really its more blokes hence why when theres a new girl it turns into a milliion page thread :cry: :grin: :laugh:
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Well i have to say iam a girl racer and love my cars,
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well, you have all made me feel welcome,
Where are the girls?
Ben scared them off :rolleyes:
:D :D :D :D
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well, you have all made me feel welcome,
Where are the girls?
Ben scared them off :rolleyes:
:D :D :D :D
Me i dont think so its you Len and Ravern that would have done that prob more ravern if they aint down with girl on girl :grin:
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you lot dnt scare me
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you lot dnt scare me
Ravern and Len might :rolleyes: :laugh:
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PMSL BEN !! :D :D :D
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you lot dnt scare me
Ravern and Len might :rolleyes: :laugh:
We'll see
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:laugh: You will be hiding under your desk in no time :grin:
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you lot dnt scare me
Ravern and Len might :rolleyes: :laugh:
We'll see
You any good at fending off rampant, persistant, over sexed and arguementative lesbians? If so you'llbe fine.
Nick
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you lot dnt scare me
Ravern and Len might :rolleyes: :laugh:
We'll see
You any good at fending off rampant, persistant, over sexed and arguementative lesbians? If so you'llbe fine.
Nick
FPMSL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You is on form today mate :grin:
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you lot dnt scare me
Ravern and Len might :rolleyes: :laugh:
We'll see
You any good at fending off rampant, persistant, over sexed and arguementative lesbians? If so you'llbe fine.
Nick
Cant say ive ever been in that situation b4
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Well post a pic up of yourself, wait for Raven to log in and then sit back.
Mind you I read somewhere she's got a new job and doesn't get online much so you're probably safe.
Nick
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Hello!!
Stick with your Dub, you know it makes sense :)
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pics b4 the weekend,
I'll enjoy the attention!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah im gonna stick with my dub, best car ive ever had :smiley:
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well, i re assess my bid,
piccies 34 pages :grin: broken down into
ben - 15 pages,
len - 2
OP- 3
the rest of us 14 between us :grin:
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well, i re assess my bid,
piccies 34 pages :grin: broken down into
ben - 15 pages,
len - 2
OP- 3
the rest of us 14 between us :grin:
Me 15 pages you cheeky mo fo you got me confused with Len his the main culprit :angry: :grin:
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Where's len?
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Where's len?
Proberly out pimping :grin:
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I still have to go out and take pics of my car,
Not sure where ?
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I still have to go out and take pics of my car,
Not sure where ?
There must be some nice backgrounds in eastbourne just make sure theres no OAP's in the background. :laugh:
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I don't think pic's of your car are what people are waiting for??
Is that right ben? :undecided:
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I don't think pic's of your car are what people are waiting for??
She said about pics of her car and where to take em? :huh:
Is that right ben? :undecided:
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they will be clean wat ever the pic! :wink:
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they will be clean wat ever the pic! :wink:
yeah ok!..just remember to email me the "better" one's :wink:
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they will be clean wat ever the pic! :wink:
You will have upset them all now :shocked:
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:wink:
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Keep them in suspense! You'll get a bigger thread! :grin:
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Keep them in suspense! You'll get a bigger thread! :grin:
You creep :grin:
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:lipsrsealed:
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I see you guys have been keeping the end up in my short absence! :evil:
topher nobody could stand me for 48 hours straight! So that is a nasty punishment! :grin:
So where's these pics then?
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Thanks Len, but its too late ! He wont change my name back :(
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Thats real rotten that is Alan mate!
:grin:
Good fun though! :grin:
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pics in good time, :smiley:
Will be out 2moz taking some
My stupid ex has just smashed my kitchen window. :angry:
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do you think he bought shares in a glass company >>?????
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He seems to have a fetish for breaking glass! Maybe someone should break some over his head!
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all in good time,
what av you bin up 2 2day.
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Get in injunction against the weirdo :angry:
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Done that :sad:
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Get in injunction against the weirdo :angry:
I was thinking like that will stop him!!
just visit a local thug and for £20.....knee caps meet there maker :wink:
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Nothing will stop him, He love me!!!
Gonna let dust settle, That way he wont know wats hit him.
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Hopefully the thick end of a baseball bat :grin:
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Still no photos then! :rolleyes:
:laugh:
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just up-loadin pics now guys :smiley:
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Here I am! Just in time I see!
Don't listen to anything they say btw!
And welcome!
Did you miss me then guys?!
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erm,
checked back over 12 pages
NOPE , doesnt look like anyone did
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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[IMG]http://i431
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Dont think that really worked!
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[IMG]http://i431
8/10 for effort! :afro:
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you think :sad:
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[IMG]http://i431
at this rate, 40 pages :grin:
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you think :sad:
You realise you haven't posted anything, right? :huh:
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(http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/girl-gti/P121208_122501.jpg)
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67 pages :grin:
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:shocked:
Id say triple figures!
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(http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/girl-gti/P121208_122501.jpg)
10/10 for effort! :afro:
:grin:
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I'd say most of the boys (and a girl or two :rolleyes:) will be stuck :wink: to/on this page to reply!!!
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I'd just like to step in here & draw your attention to the DubBabes thread...
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=65074.0
Feel free to post as many pics as you like! ;)
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9/10
10/10 is only if it was a mk2 im afraid...
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9/10
10/10 is only if it was a mk2 im afraid...
PMSL! :grin:
... you're sooo wrong, but still funny! ;)
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Its a matter of opinion! But otherwise...
:drool:
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Its a matter of opinion! But otherwise...
:drool:
Hush! She might not post anymore pics if you keep banging on! :undecided:
:wink:
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:lipsrsealed:
Its all about the legs!
:laugh:
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name changing finger is twitching again..
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Toph dont you dare! It took me ages to get it back!
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name changing finger is twitching again..
Nothing worse than an itchy trigger modding finger
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finger is twitching again..
Is that raven posting under topher's name?? :laugh:
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name changing finger is twitching again..
Nothing worse than an itchy trigger modding finger
oh i dont now nick, but its pre watershed
oh and nice piccie, and content :afro:
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(http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/girl-gti/P121208_122501.jpg)
BTW those are long legs, nice one!
Nick
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name changing finger is twitching again..
Nothing worse than an itchy trigger modding finger
oh i dont now nick, but its pre watershed
I think we're thinking the same thing and you're right that would be worse.
Nick
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This is gona end up diiirty and it aint me!
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Thanks,
They never wanted me as a promo girl at street cars. (why)
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Because they're blind obviously!
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I'm sure we can get you some branded hot pants and vest top for next years shows!
Nick
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like to see you explaining to your lass that you just bought a girl on the forum hotpants nick :shocked: :laugh: :grin:
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I'll cross that bridge when I get to it!
Nick
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(http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/girl-gti/Image107.jpg)
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:shocked: :sick:
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my car, b4 the golf
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mk barge gti is muchos better than the nissan :kiss:
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YES ! YES! YES! YES!
/goes and gets tissues . . . . .
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Seriously? Do you lot have nothing better to do?
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:D
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Whats this, 'we want boobs'
Ask nicely :wink:
you never know,
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is there a nice way to say 'get yer mams out' ? :huh:
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Whats this, 'we want boobs'
Ask nicely :wink:
you never know,
I didnt say it !!
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And you just served a name change too Alan! :grin:
All I can say is nice photo and a good standard looking car!
What plans do you have for it?
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is there a nice way to say 'get yer mams out' ? :huh:
a song maybe
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ROaUE25S6hc
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haha brilliant ! :D
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is there a nice way to say 'get yer mams out' ? :huh:
No.
It's either gets yer baps/tits/mams/knockers out.
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hey these lot normally diss the mk3!! being a fellow owner you'll be safe
hidden locked away in the mk3 area.....and if you want to post piccies with ya baps out in there feel free :wink:
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Well said Mr Bone! :wink:
We also have a photo section in there! :wink:
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And you just served a name change too Alan! :grin:
All I can say is nice photo and a good standard looking car!
What plans do you have for it?
Thanks, i dnt have any plans for my car yet, as you may have read my ex seems to hate me,
So may need a respray, not sure wat he'll do next?
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And you just served a name change too Alan! :grin:
All I can say is nice photo and a good standard looking car!
What plans do you have for it?
Thanks, i dnt have any plans for my car yet, as you may have read my ex seems to hate me,
So may need a respray, not sure wat he'll do next?
:cry:
Perhaps the police might prove useful in this situation? :huh:
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^ What he said . . . . . .
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Well, he is 'wanted' they just need to catch up wiv him.
I went out last nite, so just got up,
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Hmmmmm bad thoughts! lol
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Is this thread still going? lol
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Is this thread still going? lol
Needs more pics! ;)
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of wat?????
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of wat?????
The car.....
....the legs!
Take your pick! :D
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Hello, welcome to the forum. :cool:
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Wheres my hot pants????
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Hot pants !?
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dnt worry, i'll sort it.
Guess wats on my lap!?
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? A cat ?
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nope, try again :tongue:
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conspicuos amounts of porn?? :huh:
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There is always hope.
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rocket!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why a rocket on your lap? Destined for someones arse?
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Why a rocket on your lap? Destined for someones arse?
Len how could you lower the tone of this thread?? your making it sound all dirty and smutty! :shocked:
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And you looking for models????? :rolleyes:
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:shocked:
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Welcome to the site
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Rocket is my rabbit!!!
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Rocket.... Rabbit... sounds filthy.
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Dirty girl ! :rolleyes:
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Dirty as you all my it,
Rocket is my pet rabbit. :smiley:
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I thought a Rabbit was a vibrator? :grin:
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Not this time, sorry boys. :tongue:
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Sheesh, what an anticlimax :rolleyes:
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Is there anyone on here that isn't a virgin other than me? lol
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Im a virgin to women :wink:
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I'm sure Raven could help you there! :wink:
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I'm sure Raven could help you there! :wink:
I was thinking that but not being a dirty old man stopped me posting it!! :laugh:
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You know you are as bad or even worse that me Mr Bradley! :wink: :laugh:
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Im a virgin to women :wink:
Pull the other one lol
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Im a lesbian. :laugh:
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I'm a converter!!
well if any women ain't leasbian before they will be after a bit of bradley loving!! :laugh: :laugh:
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(http://www.chevroncars.com/learn/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/tired-yawn.jpg)
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I'm a converter!!
well if any women ain't leasbian before they will be after a bit of bradley loving!! :laugh: :laugh:
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welcome to the forum hun :smiley:
Dinx :kiss:
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(http://www.chevroncars.com/learn/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/tired-yawn.jpg)
that actually made me yawn lol :angry:
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I was thinking that but not being a dirty old man stopped me posting it!! :laugh:
[/quote]Im a virgin to women :wink:
I'm sure Raven could help you there! :wink:
Why bloody bring me into this again lol!!!
Typical!
By the way, you should with a woman and I am sure all the guys on here will agree lol! :wink:
Sorry couldn't resist! :grin:
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I think a return of The RavLen is in order after that one.
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I think a return of The RavLen is in order after that one.
No no, thats not thank you!
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Cant get image of girl gti and Raven and her partner out of my head! :laugh:
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Cant get image of girl gti and Raven and her partner out of my head! :laugh:
You got issues :grin:
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Cant get image of girl gti and Raven and her partner out of my head! :laugh:
You got issues :grin:
I think that's simply more of the usual len.....you should see it when he really does have issues!! :grin:
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Cant get image of girl gti and Raven and her partner out of my head! :laugh:
You got issues :grin:
I think that's simply more of the usual len.....you should see it when he really does have issues!! :grin:
Well all im gonna say is "If you got issues use tissues" :grin:
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Now dont try and tell me nobody else has thought about 3 girlies getting in on? :rolleyes:
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Soz to burst your bubble guys but
Me and my Girl-friend dnt do anything but tease you men!
Wat are all your deep dark fantasy's?
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www.dirtygolfgtiforum.co.uk
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Now dont try and tell me nobody else has thought about 3 girlies getting in on? :rolleyes:
I have a DVD of this if you want to borrow it, but please can i have it back this time.....i really miss my 'Nuns have all the Funs' tape
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Soz to burst your bubble guys but
Me and my Girl-friend dnt do anything but tease you men!
Wat are all your deep dark fantasy's?
Shes right, we enjoy winding you guys up!
Its just so easy!
We should start a fantasys thread lol!
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Yeah i'll second that :grin:
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Now dont try and tell me nobody else has thought about 3 girlies getting in on? :rolleyes:
I have a DVD of this if you want to borrow it, but please can i have it back this time.....i really miss my 'Nuns have all the Funs' tape
I thought I gave that you back Jord! Darn I'll have to search for it!
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Now dont try and tell me nobody else has thought about 3 girlies getting in on? :rolleyes:
I have a DVD of this if you want to borrow it, but please can i have it back this time.....i really miss my 'Nuns have all the Funs' tape
I thought I gave that you back Jord! Darn I'll have to search for it!
Prob worn it out :grin:
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Porn is pretty boring tbh.
Amateur all the way! :grin:
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You done Amateur then Jenna?
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Getting there, didnt I say 30 odd pages?
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Getting there, didnt I say 30 odd pages?
Thats mainly because Len and Ravlen keep adding to it :wink: :laugh:
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You done Amateur then Jenna?
Tried it yea! With a video camera.
Lol!
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You done Amateur then Jenna?
Tried it yea! With a video camera.
Lol!
Wait a second, "Jenna?", Are you a girlie?! :huh:
Have I missed something here!? :huh:
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Wait a second, "Jenna?", Are you a girlie?! :huh:
Have I missed something here!? :huh:
I have to say :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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You done Amateur then Jenna?
Tried it yea! With a video camera.
Lol!
Wait a second, "Jenna?", Are you a girlie?! :huh:
Have I missed something here!? :huh:
lol what planet are you on !?
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You done Amateur then Jenna?
Tried it yea! With a video camera.
Lol!
Wait a second, "Jenna?", Are you a girlie?! :huh:
Have I missed something here!? :huh:
Damn rite im a woman!
Female through and through!
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88 you are one slow cookie! :rolleyes:
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Yay come on the girls, :smiley:
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Yay come on the girls, :smiley:
We need more pictures to do that...... :wink: (although I'm sure some have with your first one!! :grin: :grin:)
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Yay come on the girls, :smiley:
We need more pictures to do that...... :wink: (although I'm sure some have with your first one!! :grin: :grin:)
:sick:
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Wait a second, "Jenna?", Are you a girlie?! :huh:
Have I missed something here!? :huh:
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This so made me laugh :grin:
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If only we could get a pic of me and raven together!? :shocked:
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If only we could get a pic of me and raven together!? :shocked:
:shocked: :evil:
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88 you are one slow cookie! :rolleyes:
I don't read the n00bie threads much, just caught wind of the 'RavLen' threads figured 'he' was your prodigy or something, clearly I was a little mistaken! :grin:
Apologies Raven! :wink:
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88 you are one slow cookie! :rolleyes:
I don't read the n00bie threads much, just caught wind of the 'RavLen' threads figured 'he' was your prodigy or something, clearly I was a little mistaken! :grin:
Apologies Raven! :wink:
No apology needed hun, your not the first person on here to make that mistake!
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Yay come on the girls, :smiley:
What makes you think we have not? :grin: :laugh: