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Title: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Top Cat on 05 October 2008, 20:28
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm104/tomashandmilly/IMG_0735.jpg)
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: 182_blue on 05 October 2008, 20:28
Big isssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeee   :grin:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Pirelli_P on 05 October 2008, 20:31
What fake tan do you use?  :grin:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Top Cat on 05 October 2008, 20:31
Quote from: Top Cat on 05 October 2008, 20:28
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm104/tomashandmilly/IMG_0735.jpg)

Ill go first.

Look son do you think its easy collecting trolley's all day.
Put it over there with the red one.  :laugh:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Saint Steve on 05 October 2008, 20:32
"Ill swop you My 82bhp Classic for your red Rocket Mister"
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: stokeballoon on 05 October 2008, 20:33
Are you calling my car a puff!
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: bacillus on 05 October 2008, 20:34
RR telling that guy he needs a CF engine cover...    :smiley:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Saint Steve on 05 October 2008, 20:34
"when the lightning bolt strikes the clock tower, it'll send you back to 1985!"
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: stokeballoon on 05 October 2008, 20:35
Penny for the guy!

Has anyone seen Aunt Julie!
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Top Cat on 05 October 2008, 20:35
I will do a few better ones when cookie comes up with the other pics  :grin:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Vtec Abuser on 05 October 2008, 20:37
Quote from: Phil Mcavity on 05 October 2008, 20:34
"when the lightning bolt strikes the clock tower, it'll send you back to 1985!"
:grin: Quality Steve..  :grin:
1.21 JIGGAWATTS!!!! Great Scott!
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: stokeballoon on 05 October 2008, 20:38
father Jack goes walk about again!

DRINK, FECK!!!
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: topher on 05 October 2008, 20:38
Quote from: Phil Mcavity on 05 October 2008, 20:34
"when the lightning bolt strikes the clock tower, it'll send you back to 1985!"

aahhaaaahahaaha quality! :grin:


Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Saint Steve on 05 October 2008, 20:39
what about doing a caption comp on this one......

(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s264/philmcavity/100_1411.jpg)

in the picture from left to right..jackc, Telboy, cookiemonster behind Telboy, Redrobin
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Vtec Abuser on 05 October 2008, 20:41
"Apparently, those rollers are well dodgy.."
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Vtec Abuser on 05 October 2008, 20:44
Quote from: Top Cat on 05 October 2008, 20:28
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm104/tomashandmilly/IMG_0735.jpg)
What about...
"Excuse me mate, have you seen where the fook my 30+BHP has gone?"
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: MAT ed30 on 05 October 2008, 20:45
should have gone revo  :tongue:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Top Cat on 05 October 2008, 20:47
Quote from: Phil Mcavity on 05 October 2008, 20:39
what about doing a caption comp on this one......

(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s264/philmcavity/100_1411.jpg)

in the picture from left to right..jackc, Telboy, cookiemonster behind Telboy, Redrobin
Telboy "Are you really sure your MRS can fire ping pong balls out of there"  :undecided:

RedRobin " Yep that's why im stood at the back "   :laugh:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Hurdy on 05 October 2008, 20:47
Quote from: Phil Mcavity on 05 October 2008, 20:39

(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s264/philmcavity/100_1411.jpg)


Cookiemonster.."Hey, I didn't know Phil Mcavity would go that far for a Milltek"

Telboy...."yes, and I didn't know that position was possible"

RR....*thinks to self*  "been there , bought the ED30 T-shirt!"
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Saint Steve on 05 October 2008, 20:49
 :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: TeddyKGB on 05 October 2008, 20:52
Quote from: Top Cat on 05 October 2008, 20:28
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm104/tomashandmilly/IMG_0735.jpg)

Is there enough power in this old piece of sh*t to be able to jump start my mk5?? :laugh:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Khare on 05 October 2008, 21:54
PMSL!!!!! who would of though i was part of the caption comp!! :grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote from: Phil Mcavity on 05 October 2008, 20:34
"when the lightning bolt strikes the clock tower, it'll send you back to 1985!"

that one had me sitting in my puddle of pee for a while!!!!!!
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: SteveP on 05 October 2008, 22:01
^^^ As soon as I saw RedRobin stood by your car with the bonnet open I had to take the pic as I know TopCat could find a use for it  :wink: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Khare on 05 October 2008, 22:09
Quote from: SteveP on 05 October 2008, 22:01
^^^ As soon as I saw RedRobin stood by your car with the bonnet open I had to take the pic as I know TopCat could find a use for it  :wink: :grin: :grin:

no worries mate! im glad it was taken. + 1 for the funny collection!!
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: jackc on 05 October 2008, 22:16
There is this one I took which seems to show Phil/Steve directing traffic or doing a mummy impression!

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/jacknelle/CopyofP1000685.jpg)
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Khare on 05 October 2008, 22:27
he was directing the mk5 traffic at the back of JKM remember?
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Hurdy on 05 October 2008, 22:29
Quote from: jackc on 05 October 2008, 22:16

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/jacknelle/CopyofP1000685.jpg)

"Watch out for the phantom flying willy officer Dibble!"


"Watch out for the phantom flying willy officer Dibble!"
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: john_o on 05 October 2008, 23:00
lol @ hurdy but may I suggest a visit to the docs if it in any way resembles the pic  :grin:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Saint Steve on 06 October 2008, 08:17
I was trying to explain the direction in which he had to position his car!!. He was only slightly shaking when i told him youve only gota avoid

80k's worth of metal!!. LOL, let the Pi$$ taking continue!  :wink:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: topher on 06 October 2008, 08:44
Quote from: jackc on 05 October 2008, 22:16
There is this one I took which seems to show Phil/Steve directing traffic or doing a mummy impression!

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/jacknelle/CopyofP1000685.jpg)


"You put yer left leg in.. yer left leg out.. in out.."
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Vtec Abuser on 06 October 2008, 10:02
Quote from: jackc on 05 October 2008, 22:16


(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/jacknelle/CopyofP1000685.jpg)


EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: joesgti on 06 October 2008, 10:33
Quote from: Vtec Abuser on 06 October 2008, 10:02






EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!

 :grin: :grin: :grin: pmsl
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: neg on 06 October 2008, 11:55
Some Classic comments! LOL
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: joesgti on 06 October 2008, 12:00
so is what chuff said correct!!?? that you lot moved all the other mks out of the way for those pics??!!  :grin: :grin: so phil actually is guiding cars in  :grin: :grin: :grin: :laugh: PMFSL. thats quality  :laugh:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: dan_apps on 06 October 2008, 12:17
not quite Joe, was the way they happened to be parked, looks sus though eh!
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Top Cat on 06 October 2008, 12:39
Quote from: jackc on 05 October 2008, 22:16
There is this one I took which seems to show Phil/Steve directing traffic or doing a mummy impression!

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/jacknelle/CopyofP1000685.jpg)


  "Manuel oops I mean Stealthwolf i want you to park your car here OK.
 
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm104/tomashandmilly/fawlty.jpg)   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Mew on 06 October 2008, 12:44
Quote from: cookiemonster on 06 October 2008, 12:17
not quite Joe, was the way they happened to be parked, looks sus though eh!

I seem to remember one or two mk4's having to be moved....
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 12:53
Quote from: Mew on 06 October 2008, 12:44
Quote from: cookiemonster on 06 October 2008, 12:17
not quite Joe, was the way they happened to be parked, looks sus though eh!

I seem to remember one or two mk4's having to be moved....

yeah - mine and Rich's..........
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Saint Steve on 06 October 2008, 13:10
yes told them politely to get the feck out!
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: dan_apps on 06 October 2008, 13:14
Quote from: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 12:53
Quote from: Mew on 06 October 2008, 12:44
Quote from: cookiemonster on 06 October 2008, 12:17
not quite Joe, was the way they happened to be parked, looks sus though eh!

I seem to remember one or two mk4's having to be moved....

yeah - mine and Rich's..........


oh.....yes true nuff as richs' was parked nearest the tea tent......nuthin ta do wit me though i hasten to add!

what have you start Mr Sky man!!!!  :grin:


Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Teutonic_Tamer on 06 October 2008, 13:31
Quote from: Phil Mcavity on 05 October 2008, 20:39
what about doing a caption comp on this one......

(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s264/philmcavity/100_1411.jpg)

in the picture from left to right..jackc, Telboy, cookiemonster behind Telboy, Redrobin

JackC:  my word, that is small!  :embarassed:

Telboy:  Viagra should help.  :smug:

CookieMonster:  Yes Telboy, didn't I tell you about all those Canadian Pharmacy e-mails I replied to.  :tongue:

RedRobin:  <fx/on - thinks smugly to himself> A problem only experienced by the "white man" <fx/off>
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 13:39
Quote from: Phil Mcavity on 06 October 2008, 13:10
yes told them politely to get the feck out!

yeah - silly me - i forgot it was a GolfMKV Forum day out  :rolleyes:

surprised us other MK's were allowed to attend  :tongue:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Saint Steve on 06 October 2008, 13:49
Now now Rhyso, im not like that, i hope you dont think the other mrk's wernt welcome. :sad:

Its just this little lot in here are all picture whores and love to see Mk 5's.

I have to obey Given Orders. :wink:
 
I was abit disapointed with the lack of other marks being as interested to attend.I wouldnt of had a problem if you had more Mk4's there to

do a group shot.
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 13:50
Quote from: Phil Mcavity on 06 October 2008, 13:49
Now now Rhyso, im not like that, i hope you dont think the other mrk's wernt welcome. :sad:

Its just this little lot in here are all picture whores and love to see Mk 5's.

I have to obey Given Orders. :wink:
 
I was abit disapointed with the lack of other marks being as interested to attend.I wouldnt of had a problem if you had more Mk4's there to

do a group shot.

only having a wind up Phil  :wink:

and there were 4 MKIV's there (3 Indigo Blue - best colour eva) - how many constitutes a group?  :undecided:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Saint Steve on 06 October 2008, 13:51
3's normally good for some fun  :wink:  :laugh:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 13:52
i guess if you lot hadn't ponced about for so long we might have had time for a group shot  :tongue:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: SteveP on 06 October 2008, 14:28
Quote from: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 13:52
i guess if you lot hadn't ponced about for so long we might have had time for a group shot  :tongue:

But with all the smoke from yours Rhyso everyone else would have either got bored waiting for it to clear or died from the fumes  :wink: :grin: :tongue:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 14:34
Quote from: SteveP on 06 October 2008, 14:28
Quote from: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 13:52
i guess if you lot hadn't ponced about for so long we might have had time for a group shot  :tongue:

But with all the smoke from yours Rhyso everyone else would have either got bored waiting for it to clear or died from the fumes  :wink: :grin: :tongue:

was very little smoke mate - just lots of torque  :tongue: :wink: :laugh: :laugh:

tbh i was surprised at some of the smoke coming out of the back of some of the MKV's!!  :shocked: :shocked:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Teutonic_Tamer on 06 October 2008, 15:08
Quote from: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 14:34
Quote from: SteveP on 06 October 2008, 14:28
Quote from: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 13:52
i guess if you lot hadn't ponced about for so long we might have had time for a group shot  :tongue:

But with all the smoke from yours Rhyso everyone else would have either got bored waiting for it to clear or died from the fumes  :wink: :grin: :tongue:

was very little smoke mate - just lots of torque  :tongue: :wink: :laugh: :laugh:

tbh i was surprised at some of the smoke coming out of the back of some of the MKV's!!  :shocked: :shocked:

Gotta give you soot slingers a taste of your own medicine sometimes!  :tongue:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Mew on 06 October 2008, 15:09
There was f**k all smoke out the back of Rhyso's car actually, surprised me quite a bit!
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 15:10
Quote from: Mew on 06 October 2008, 15:09
There was f**k all smoke out the back of Rhyso's car actually, surprised me quite a bit!

Cheers  :smug:

probably explains why i'm missing some power though lol  :sad:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: JC on 06 October 2008, 15:14
Quote from: joesgti on 06 October 2008, 12:00
so is what chuff said correct!!?? that you lot moved all the other mks out of the way for those pics??!!  :grin: :grin: so phil actually is guiding cars in  :grin: :grin: :grin: :laugh: PMFSL. thats quality  :laugh:

yes it is, 2 mk4s had to be moved, I can prove with TIMEd photographic evidence if Required  :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: JC on 06 October 2008, 15:17
Quote from: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 15:10
Quote from: Mew on 06 October 2008, 15:09
There was f**k all smoke out the back of Rhyso's car actually, surprised me quite a bit!

Cheers  :smug:

probably explains why i'm missing some power though lol  :sad:

There was only ONE smokey car there on the Day

It was Red

And was under 4 years old.  :shocked:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Mew on 06 October 2008, 15:19
Quote from: chuff on 06 October 2008, 15:17

There was only ONE smokey car there on the Day

It was Red

And was under 4 years old.  :shocked:

Well there was also a smokey rado, but we'll keep that quiet :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: JC on 06 October 2008, 15:21
Ah yes, but that was expected  :laugh:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: joesgti on 06 October 2008, 15:28
Quote from: chuff on 06 October 2008, 15:17
Quote from: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 15:10
Quote from: Mew on 06 October 2008, 15:09
There was f**k all smoke out the back of Rhyso's car actually, surprised me quite a bit!

Cheers  :smug:

probably explains why i'm missing some power though lol  :sad:

There was only ONE smokey car there on the Day

It was Red

And was under 4 years old.  :shocked:

whos??  :smiley:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: JC on 06 October 2008, 16:51
 :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Saint Steve on 06 October 2008, 17:06
Wasnt a Mk5 if thats what your thinking!
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 18:10
Quote from: Phil Mcavity on 06 October 2008, 17:06
Wasnt a Mk5 if thats what your thinking!

well it is cos only the MKV's are less than 4 years old  :tongue:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: stealthwolf on 06 October 2008, 18:46
Quote from: Top Cat on 06 October 2008, 12:39

  "Manuel oops I mean Stealthwolf i want you to park your car here OK.

Que?

I speak eengleesh. I learn it from a boook.
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: SteveP on 06 October 2008, 19:02
Quote from: Rhyso on 06 October 2008, 18:10
Quote from: Phil Mcavity on 06 October 2008, 17:06
Wasnt a Mk5 if thats what your thinking!

well it is cos only the MKV's are less than 4 years old  :tongue:

Well shall I put him out of his misery or stay  :lipsrsealed: ??
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Saint Steve on 06 October 2008, 19:04
come on out with it, which mk 5 was a smoker?
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: Saint Steve on 06 October 2008, 19:11
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=94041.0

oh nooooo. chuff's been busy  :laugh:
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: SteveP on 06 October 2008, 19:25
^^^ PMSL  :laugh: :laugh:

Come on MK5 boys we need to some help, any got a good pic of Chuff??
Title: Re: JKM Rolling Road caption comp
Post by: JC on 06 October 2008, 19:31
Quote from: SteveP on 06 October 2008, 19:25
^^^ PMSL  :laugh: :laugh:

Come on MK5 boys we need to some help, any got a good pic of Chuff??

yep, I have  :grin: