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General => New forum members => Topic started by: ChrisED30 on 02 April 2008, 18:49
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Hello Everyone.
I'm Chris, live in the Deeside Valley, Scotland having moved up from Newcastle so really a Geordie..I'm new to the forum having sold my Range Rover Supercharger & bought a GTi Edition 30.
It's a red 3 door manual with SatNav, cruise, Bi Xenons, Arm rest with Ipod and lux pack. I travelled to the Verve garage in Glasgow for the car as they seemed to be cheaper and a pleasure to do business with.
I'm into mild moding and have already bought the Miltek, DV, air filter and big brakes which all need fitting yet. The cars only covered 450 miles so far and the plan is to Revo it.
A great forum
Chris :wink:
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welcome to the forum hun :smiley: (from a sand dancer :wink: )
Dinx :kiss:
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Hi!
Sounds a good car you got there. Can't wait to see some pics. :cool:
Always nice to have another member in scotland :grin: even if you are an origional Geordie :tongue:
Speak to you again soon! Enjoy!
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hello and welcome :smiley:
well you are certainly not f**king around having already bought new bits for it :grin:
sounds good mate, be sure to post up some pictures of your car though :cool:
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Welcome to the site
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Welcome :cool:
Good choice of car :wink:
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Thanks gals n guys.
As soon as I return home I'll post some pics :wink:
JOKE :evil:
Woman comes home and tells her husband "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
'I do not have a headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache
It worked! The headaches are all gone."
"Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and
see if he can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says "Don't move, I'll be right back"
With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom she sees him standing at the mirror and saying...
"She's not my wife
She's not my wife.
She's not my wife!"
His funeral service will be held on Saturday! :wink:
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hahaha thats amazing, fairplay!
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hello and welcome to the forum.. :smiley:
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How do you add pictures anyone please?? :cry:
Chris