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Model specific boards => Golf mk2 => Topic started by: Dec on 17 November 2007, 11:33

Title: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: Dec on 17 November 2007, 11:33
Im crying inside :cry:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VW-Golf-MK2-VR6-with-Lambo-Doors-and-Big-Sounds_W0QQitemZ140178202038QQihZ004QQcategoryZ9889QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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Post by: dubslug on 17 November 2007, 11:42
thats been doing the rounds for a while now
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Post by: Leon R on 17 November 2007, 11:52

Mk3 dash, VR power, in a Mk2. So much potential to be a great machine.
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: BobbyT on 17 November 2007, 12:33
 :sick: wtf is with the bmw front end! i want to get in my car with a base ball bat and find this smuck!  :angry:
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: DarnPB on 17 November 2007, 13:00
Alot of work has gone into that car...all for the wrong reasons.
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Post by: giorgio1712 on 17 November 2007, 13:09
Its easy to tell the sort of person selling it.....

custon steel arches
mirror vinal grafics
nitrus system
putting back on a Golf Front end (which is easy)  :huh:

I hate ebay adverts with spelling mistakes and bad grammar, it just gives a really bad impression in my opinion
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: kittie on 17 November 2007, 15:10
piggy nose!

VR6 mk2 though... if only there was someone out there with enough money to rag all the cr@p off it  :undecided:
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Post by: vw-bob on 17 November 2007, 15:14
its a shame....and with so much potential
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Post by: vw-bob on 17 November 2007, 15:17
ive just noticed....its 10 minutes down the road from me.......so tempted to go and have a look
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Post by: boneybradley on 17 November 2007, 15:30
ive just noticed....its 10 minutes down the road from me.......so tempted to go and have a look

just make sure you take some petrol and a lighter!!
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: vw-bob on 17 November 2007, 15:31
check...check
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: Hurdy on 17 November 2007, 15:54
I think it's worth the money!

Take ALL the bits off it and sell them back through ebay...the install parts will be worth a mint to other like minded MAXXers.

Then you're left with a VR MKII project car as a base.

So..who's gonna make the first bid :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: vw-bob on 17 November 2007, 16:00
you? :tongue:
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Post by: Simpson on 17 November 2007, 16:19
that has been on ebay several times, hideous, must be a chav with that grammar
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Post by: dubsport on 17 November 2007, 17:26
i like it.
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Post by: Robdub on 17 November 2007, 17:44
 :sick: nuff said
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: bobbymk11 on 17 November 2007, 18:00
who ever done this should be collected put in the boot taped up...drivin far far away taken out of boot beat about the head with a baseball bat with 4'' nails sticking out the end....and a cricket bat shoved where the sun dont shine
then back into the boot....all the way back to there car...put in there car and set on fire....job done :cool:
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: Dec on 17 November 2007, 18:05
who ever done this should be collected put in the boot taped up...drivin far far away taken out of boot beat about the head with a baseball bat with 4'' nails sticking out the end....and a cricket bat shoved where the sun dont shine
then back into the boot....all the way back to there car...put in there car and set on fire....job done :cool:

I think that putting them in their boot with the speakers on full all the way there and back playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU on full volume aswell :cool:
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: topher on 17 November 2007, 18:14
I think it's worth the money!

Take ALL the bits off it and sell them back through ebay...the install parts will be worth a mint to other like minded MAXXers.

Then you're left with a VR MKII project car as a base.

So..who's gonna make the first bid :rolleyes:

Take the vinyls off, rallye front end, lose the gash spoiler and slam it on some BBS RMs.. so spend a grand on a 1500 quid car to make it a 4.5k show car.
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: dubsport on 17 November 2007, 18:16
I think it's worth the money!

Take ALL the bits off it and sell them back through ebay...the install parts will be worth a mint to other like minded MAXXers.

Then you're left with a VR MKII project car as a base.

So..who's gonna make the first bid :rolleyes:

Take the vinyls off, rallye front end, lose the gash spoiler and slam it on some BBS RMs.. so spend a grand on a 1500 quid car to make it a 4.5k show car.

exactly ... then sell the front end, alloys and spoiler to a chav ... made some of your money back  :laugh:
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: Idle Duffer on 17 November 2007, 19:50
I'm surprised it ain't got a burberry interior to match the chav exterior.  LOL
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Post by: Britman on 17 November 2007, 20:21
I wouldnt be seen dead it that id have to wear a mask if i was alive, id be so paranoid driving that, i mean why, a bmw front end, purple too with awful graphics and spoiler. Under neath im sure it a nice car vr6 lump etc  its just an abomination i mean surly no sane person would own that
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Post by: Goops on 17 November 2007, 22:22
 :sick:
Can not believe someone would actually drive around in that!
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Post by: fomus on 18 November 2007, 17:22
TBH, I quite like the dash but the less said the better about everything else!
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Post by: peaky83 on 18 November 2007, 19:36
Ruined........!
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Post by: russ-vdub on 18 November 2007, 20:19
who ever done this should be collected put in the boot taped up...drivin far far away taken out of boot beat about the head with a baseball bat with 4'' nails sticking out the end....and a cricket bat shoved where the sun dont shine
then back into the boot....all the way back to there car...put in there car and set on fire....job done :cool:

I think that putting them in their boot with the speakers on full all the way there and back playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU on full volume aswell :cool:


hahaha my sides hurt after reading (and listening) this lol lol!! that would be pure torture, and well justified aswel..

must have been a complete dordy with lots of cash to ruin a mk2 so tremendously! shame on him/her!
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: Conker on 18 November 2007, 21:34
Normally I would try and think of an amusing p$ss take for a "maxxed" car, but that my friends, is the single most worst looking car I've ever seen. I feel genuine sympathy for the simple minded f$ckwit that decided to spunk his money (earnt god knows how) on that.

We are all justified in taking tomorrow off work to sit in a dark room and quietly weep into an original 1989 VW GTI brochure, and if your boss asks, simply send them an email link to that ebay add... They will understand.

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Post by: Leon R on 18 November 2007, 22:08
Normally I would try and think of an amusing p$ss take for a "maxxed" car, but that my friends, is the single most worst looking car I've ever seen. I feel genuine sympathy for the simple minded f$ckwit that decided to spunk his money (earnt god knows how) on that.

We are all justified in taking tomorrow off work to sit in a dark room and quietly weep into an original 1989 VW GTI brochure, and if your boss asks, simply send them an email link to that ebay add... They will understand.



Lol!
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: russ-vdub on 18 November 2007, 23:07
Normally I would try and think of an amusing p$ss take for a "maxxed" car, but that my friends, is the single most worst looking car I've ever seen. I feel genuine sympathy for the simple minded f$ckwit that decided to spunk his money (earnt god knows how) on that.

We are all justified in taking tomorrow off work to sit in a dark room and quietly weep into an original 1989 VW GTI brochure, and if your boss asks, simply send them an email link to that ebay add... They will understand.




ohhh i love this site! :D
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: Peel on 19 November 2007, 12:48
Yeah you could sell bits off it and all that, but you'd still be stuck with those ridiculous doors.  :rolleyes:
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Post by: 16VTWOODY on 21 November 2007, 21:01
see in one of the pics theirs actualy more cars like it.

its a COOL GANG to be in is the IM A KNOB JOCKY GANG

id buy it just to save the car from the IM A KNOB JOCKY GANG

he he
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: Dan_GTI on 23 November 2007, 15:36
Alot of work has gone into that car...all for the wrong reasons.

exactly  :cry:

barryboys.co.uk would wank over this car  :shocked:
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: CHRIS_MC on 23 November 2007, 22:29
can i buy the front grille? iz it availabel as a kit or can i get it from halfordz, kthnksbie :laugh:





i blame need for speed underground on the PS2
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: Jay on 25 November 2007, 22:46
zomfg! WTF did they do to that poor Golf?!
Who ever done that deserves to burn in hell!
If you want a M3, buy an M3, if you want a Golf buy a Golf, but for the love of g()d
don't buy a Golf to make it a M3 !

Some people, rather chavs are so damn anal!
Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: nealey on 26 November 2007, 16:36
That is so wrong but if it was a minter it would be worth the money

It wouldnt be so hard to source some standard panels, some decent wheels and an interior, spray it matt black for the meantime, rip the stereo out and have youself a little steetsleeper!

Title: Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
Post by: Jay-Tee on 27 November 2007, 01:52
He posted his phone number on the ebay auction, is anyone else thinking what im thinking?

Im so tempted now to phone him and ask him what the f**k he was thinking putting a BMW front end on a golf, i'd be shouting it down the phone too. Only trouble is i dread to think what kind of person would answer and if i'd be able to understand them. As we all know chavs have their own language afterall. :P
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Post by: CHRIS_MC on 27 November 2007, 11:23
he didnt do that to the car.......its been kicking around for a while, think the owner has only had it for about 2weeks. i saw it on ebay before he bought it, he is relisting it......... and no wonder