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Model specific boards => Golf mk5 => Topic started by: stan on 12 October 2007, 09:25
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the farah thread remined me of summer 1999 when sue and i went to villamoura in the algarve, 2 weeks before i was reading the wapping liar sorry, the news of the word, when i saw an advert enhance your shape "wonder briefs". to cut a long story short i ordered a pair, they arrived the day before we flew, this was fate i thought, they basically was double lined with the shape of the biggest cock and balls you have ever seen made of polystirene, i tried them on before hiding them in my case, my god john holmes had nothing on me :kiss:. after 2 days of sunbahing near the pool, i told sue im going to get a paper, i went stright to our room and left sue sunbathing near a jam packed pool area, i put on y wonder briefs wowwww, flip flops back on no T-shirt, in the lift out on to the foye, jesus it was hard keeping my face stright why didnt i put my sun glasses on, i walked stright to the bar and ordred 2 drinks, i could feel people staring, sue clocked me walking back holding the drinks, she snatched hers and said what the hell have you done, i ignored her and lied down, i was casting a shaddow from my trunks, women were foaming at the mouth, do you want an ice cream i said, sue through a bottle of suntan lotion at me, "your not moving she said". i sware to this day they was dozens of men in trunks, half an our later they all seemed to be waring shorts, and never call a man on holiday a perv again waring sun glases, the looks i was getting fom women made me blush.
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uplifting story! very good, although i must admit i havent felt the need to give myself a lift, i just use the imagination to get a lift! :wink:
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hahaha, funny story, i just got back from portugal, got a house about 15 mins from villamora!! :laugh:
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hahaha, funny story, i just got back from portugal, got a house about 15 mins from villamora!! :laugh:
lucky you we go every year since 1995, we stop at the TIVOLI, im not allowed to take my trunks now though lol
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hahaha bet ur not!!! house is in quinta do lago. algarve is good, i like goin to alberfura (dont know how to spell) alot more going on down there :grin:
u still got the briefs then?? hahah :laugh:
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ive hidden them in the loft, lol :wink:
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That look is so yesterday :laugh: You need High-cut speedo's, 1 tinned baby carrot and 2 marrow fat peas :smug: :sick: :sick: :sick:
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Guess our boys will need 15 pairs of these when we play the French tomorrow :grin:
Hope we didn't use all our manhood up against the Aussies :kiss:
Cass