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Model specific boards => Golf mk5 => Topic started by: csh1229 on 05 October 2007, 02:45
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I want to introduce a weird product. I don't know if you guys have seen this in the UK, but this new product has been the talk of our forum in Korea. It's called "Superzero M", made in Japan. If you look at the photo below, you will see a bunch of stickers with red markings on the engine and what not. Now, one set includes sufficient number of stickers to be put on air-intake, exhaust, suspension, transmission & brakes.
According to the shop and people who have tried them testify that you will instantly feel the improvements on engine torque. There are a lot of testimonies from the users that claim tremendous upgrade on their brakes, torque, noise reduction and even smoother suspension.
According to the shop, roghly 10 bhp will be increased by simply sticking the stickers on to the engine.
One set costs KRW 450,000(roughly US$ 450). They are easily removable and can be used again on a different car.
What do you think, guys.... I want to try it out, but at US$ 450...a bit hesitant.
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee154/csh1229/superzeroM.jpg)
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YEAH TRY IT!
It sounds 100% kocher to me.
And $450US is a steal!!!!!
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YEAH TRY IT!
It sounds 100% kocher to me.
And $450US is a steal!!!!!
Yeah definetely... I'd love to get hold of some... how about a group buy to lower costs if possible?
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Wher can we get them from - is there a mail order service online?
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I can do a group deal for you guys.
Send me $350US each and I send you the stickers from my sons Power Rangers lunch box.
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I can do a group deal for you guys.
Send me $350US each and I send you the stickers from my sons Power Rangers lunch box.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^That's funny :grin:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Wait..... I hope you guys being sarcastic.
How can a sticker improve the HP of a car? :sad: :undecided:
Where is TT? lol.
Someone explain how it works please
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buy 10 sets of stickers and stick them on everywhere, then ou get 100bhp and 100nm more and you will stop from 60 in 10 metres and our VW will be so silent on the move that you can color it green and call it the Klingon cruiser.
Stick a couple on your little friend, while you're at it, it will increase your performance in bed tremendously! All the ladies will be yours!
CLINICALLY TESTED! NO ANIMALS WERE HURT DURING TESTING!
SUPERZERO M - BECAUSE YOU'RE WORTH IT!
P.S. Also applicable for overclocking PCs, and as a substitute for nicotine patch.
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I farted while trying to race an F40 in my R the other day. Tanked him. Charge one up for a week and you can take on anything. ANYTHING!
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you guys don't believe it. That's cool.
give me one of your addresses and i will personally send couple stickers for you 2 try. How's that?
I myself don't believe it yet, but I am going to try it, especially when you all think that my post is a joke.
Whoever wants to test it let me know. first come, first serve though.
if it works though, i will take orders..keke
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gawd :rolleyes:
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Sorry mate, perhaps a technical explanation as to how it actually works may help us out? So how does it actually work then :undecided:
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Wait..... I hope you guys being sarcastic.
How can a sticker improve the HP of a car? :sad: :undecided:
Where is TT? lol.
Someone explain how it works please
Send me a wad of cash and I'll send you some stickers micsta :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Is this guy for real or what? :huh:
If anything it will make the car slightly heavier and fractionally slower :rolleyes:
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infact where the hell has TT been for like a week or sumfin :huh: anyways as for the stickers :laugh: :lipsrsealed:
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Are they specific to the MKV or do they work on any car. :undecided:
My Nephew's go cart could do with some as he is entered in the soapbox derby and could do with 10bhp :wink:
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Are they specific to the MKV or do they work on any car. :undecided:
My Nephew's go cart could do with some as he is entered in the soapbox derby and could do with 10bhp :wink:
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you guys don't believe it. That's cool.
give me one of your addresses and i will personally send couple stickers for you 2 try. How's that?
I myself don't believe it yet, but I am going to try it, especially when you all think that my post is a joke.
Whoever wants to test it let me know. first come, first serve though.
if it works though, i will take orders..keke
the post is not a joke, the product is.
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you guys don't believe it. That's cool.
give me one of your addresses and i will personally send couple stickers for you 2 try. How's that?
I myself don't believe it yet, but I am going to try it, especially when you all think that my post is a joke.
Whoever wants to test it let me know. first come, first serve though.
if it works though, i will take orders..keke
the post is not a joke, the product is.
You can't be serious... thats not really a product is it? csh1229 tell me you are joking right? :huh:
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Next thing he'll be telling us he has $10,000,000 in a bank account that he needs to shift, and if someone can supply him with their bank account details, sort code, and a small sum to cover expenses........ :evil:
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Next thing he'll be telling us he has $10,000,000 in a bank account that he needs to shift, and if someone can supply him with their bank account details, sort code, and a small sum to cover expenses........ :evil:
I feel kind of arkward as your comment is funny but then again someone new has come onto the forum and we shouldn't be rude - he may be lacking in certain departments if he is serious. Then again, he may be a fraudster... come on then csh1229 whats your story? Don't tell me you actually thought anyone would believe your crock of shyte? Is it a joke or are you for real?
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Maybe they are like pyramid stickers i.e they only work if you sell another 20 sets to your friends :nerd:
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All I can say is "let the buyer beware". If anyone seriously believes that a set of stickers can improve performance, handling, guarantee long life, wealth and happiness, blah, blah, blah....then they deserve to be scammed out of their life savings.
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CSH,
You're getting a bit of a hard time here.
To improve international relations I think we all need to understand that differing cultural beliefs will exist around the world and they do not always travel well.
This appears to be a case in point.
CSH is new here, he owns a stunning looking car (those brakes :drool:) and is querying the validity of a product that we all find humorously dubious.
CSH, send me the stickers and I promise that I'll try them and post my subjective analysis.
Address PM'd to you.
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the post is not a joke, the product is.
Nothing more to say.
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Cass
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you may all laugh but i think he's on to something here.i remember putting some superbike stickers on my raleigh chopper back in the seventys and it was much faster than all my mates bikes,or was it the playing cards in the back wheel?
bornfree
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you may all laugh but i think he's on to something here.i remember putting some superbike stickers on my raleigh chopper back in the seventys and it was much faster than all my mates bikes,or was it the playing cards in the back wheel?
bornfree
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stop it... no more jokes. I'm going to have a seizure laughing so much... :laugh:
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Next thing he'll be telling us he has $10,000,000 in a bank account that he needs to shift, and if someone can supply him with their bank account details, sort code, and a small sum to cover expenses........ :evil:
You think this is funny? Here i am, trying to share some information, and all u can is to make fun of it.
guys.. i aint here to sell anthing. i asked for your opinion, not for your obnoxious comments. if you don't
believe it, say so, but it totally is not necessary to make a comment like this, especially putting me as a third person as if i am
not reading this post.. i started this post.
This product is being sold at a reknowned tuning shop here in Korea n that's why i've asked for your opinion. also, i wanted to know if
any of you might have came across this product in the uk. apparently not. just read the post, take in the information, if u dont like it
sip it to yrself, no need to shout out that u dont like it.
here's the ad for your reference. btw, the technology behind it is the sticker supossed to have both negative ion and plasma. these two
elements make up some chemical reaction to change and improve performance of your car.
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee154/csh1229/zerom.jpg)
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You think this is funny? Here i am, trying to share some information, and all u can is to make fun of it.
guys.. i aint here to sell anthing. i asked for your opinion, not for your obnoxious comments. if you don't
believe it, say so, but it totally is not necessary to make a comment like this, especially putting me as a third person as if i am
not reading this post.. i started this post.
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Mate, we dont mean to slag, more friendly banter. But if this works how so? What does it do to the car? I mean its not magic if you get me. I remap works for a technical reason so how do these stickers work?
(if they do work, will sticker 1, football premier league badge from Merlin collection 01/02 season make it go even faster? That sticker was always hard to get)
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Is this the page you are talking about?
http://www.audiostorm.co.kr/ZERO-M/mpower.htm
Although it sounds genuine, I simply cannot fathom the scientific reasoning of how some stickers placed on an engine and its related parts can in any way shape or form constitute a performance upgrade of anything resembling even 1bhp.
Sites can spout ions this and plasma that, but it simply all boils down to pure and utter drivel.
Until someone can actually prove irrefutably that stickers in your engine=10bhp upgrade then I will stick to good old traditional engineering fixes.
There you are I've said what I mean and mean what I say
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People in that area of the world...japan, hong kong, tokyo, korea etc seem to be alot more advanced than us europeans or like british or asian or whatever but...give this guy a chance...alot of people around Gibraltar do tend to put flame stickers down their car and they beleive it goes faster! He might be on to something and at the same time he may be able to help us :smiley:
P.S...even thou im like half pissed some funny comments around this post xD
Manu! xx
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People in that area of the world...japan, hong kong, tokyo, korea etc seem to be alot more advanced than us europeans or like british or asian or whatever but...give this guy a chance...alot of people around Gibraltar do tend to put flame stickers down their car and they beleive it goes faster! He might be on to something and at the same time he may be able to help us :smiley:
P.S...even thou im like half pissed some funny comments around this post xD
Manu! xx
Yes, but don't you think that if it were the case that stickers=+10bhp then every single manufacturer in the world and every single tuning company in the world and every single motorsport development team in the world would have stickers like this in their engines?????????
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Next thing he'll be telling us he has $10,000,000 in a bank account that he needs to shift, and if someone can supply him with their bank account details, sort code, and a small sum to cover expenses........ :evil:
You think this is funny? Here i am, trying to share some information, and all u can is to make fun of it.
guys.. i aint here to sell anthing. i asked for your opinion, not for your obnoxious comments. if you don't
believe it, say so, but it totally is not necessary to make a comment like this, especially putting me as a third person as if i am
not reading this post.. i started this post.
This product is being sold at a reknowned tuning shop here in Korea n that's why i've asked for your opinion. also, i wanted to know if
any of you might have came across this product in the uk. apparently not. just read the post, take in the information, if u dont like it
sip it to yrself, no need to shout out that u dont like it.
here's the ad for your reference. btw, the technology behind it is the sticker supossed to have both negative ion and plasma. these two
elements make up some chemical reaction to change and improve performance of your car.
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee154/csh1229/zerom.jpg)
dude, we are not laughing at you, we are just laughing. Don't take it soooo seriously! I must say, someone's joke about you asking for bank accont number was rude! Personally, I joke about the product, and that is exactly what I said - you are not a joke, but this sticker is just hilarious!
I mean, people exchange PARTS of their cars (intakes, exhausts, etc) without getting many new horsepowers, and here a little sticker that gives you 10hp just like that? Plasma? Ions? "Fire the ion torpedos, leutenant Uhura!" :smiley: Allow me to be highly uttery sceptical.
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dude, better put away those 450 USD towards a new chip!
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dude, better put away those 450 USD towards a new chip!
Agree! actually Hoefele rear bumper is on the top priority list for me.
don't worry. i am cool with your jokes.
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I always wondered why when I was working at the local supermarket they gave me a sticker that said "HI, my name is....." all the while I thought they wanted customers to know my name, little did I know it was actually to make me work faster - BAS**RDS!!!
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dude, better put away those 450 USD towards a new chip!
Agree! actually Hoefele rear bumper is on the top priority list for me.
don't worry. i am cool with your jokes.
Which Hofele part is it?
Is it this one?
http://www.awesome-gti.co.uk/images/hfgolf5r.jpg
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dude, better put away those 450 USD towards a new chip!
Agree! actually Hoefele rear bumper is on the top priority list for me.
don't worry. i am cool with your jokes.
Yeah, nothing personal mate... welcome to the forum and we hope you stay here for a long time :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
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....All I want to know is will it improve my performance if I stick one of these stickers on my nob? :grin:
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....All I want to know is will it improve my performance if I stick one of these stickers on my nob? :grin:
I think that has been discussed already :rolleyes: :grin: :grin:
TT is prob gonna be gone for about a month again and then come back and revive every single post he missed. Then complain that his post count is to high :rolleyes: :evil: :evil:
Either that or he rolled the Audi.... :sick:
I must admit. I will def be asking my science teachers about this tomorrow. On behalp of the forum and for the laugh at the look on his face. :evil:
Mike
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....All I want to know is will it improve my performance if I stick one of these stickers on my nob? :grin:
note to Robin: read one of my posts (page 1). I am a representative of the producer, and I assure you that this incredible sticker has many MANY applications. It is all about plasma, you know!
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:grin:
As a fully paid up science geek, I would be more than happy to discuss the merits or otherwise of ions and plasma. That said, this "mod" is most definitely reeking of pish.
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illyun,
Borrowed your photo - but if you could do this you could get 20 bhp hope you don't mind
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee220/acwats/fastgolf.jpg)
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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illyun,
Borrowed your photo - but if you could do this you could get 20 bhp hope you don't mind
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee220/acwats/fastgolf.jpg)
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Looks more like 30bhp, although wind resistance may now be a factor against it at high speed :evil:
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illyun,
Borrowed your photo - but if you could do this you could get 20 bhp hope you don't mind
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee220/acwats/fastgolf.jpg)
you missed a few spots... :wink:
after B-pillar side windows you can tape over completely, a few more on the roof, and how often do you use far-reaching headlights? Not so often, so put a couple stickers on'em, too. It's 2 more horsiepowers! Can't skimp on'em, ya know! :nerd:
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I knew there was something you Ed30 guys werent telling me!! :drool: Wont be catching me anymore!! :wink:
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As a comment to this 'power sticker' i was trying to find a picture of Bart Simpson's bum hole. However in my search i came across this one and frankly their aint any bigger (brown) hole than this one!
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/OllieB7/GordonBrownED.jpg)
Sticker = as believable as this one! :grin:
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illyun,
Borrowed your photo - but if you could do this you could get 20 bhp hope you don't mind
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee220/acwats/fastgolf.jpg)
Genius! I would have never thought of that xD
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....All I want to know is will it improve my performance if I stick one of these stickers on my nob? :grin:
note to Robin: read one of my posts (page 1). I am a representative of the producer, and I assure you that this incredible sticker has many MANY applications. It is all about plasma, you know!
hmm this maybe dangerous, it may lead to a change in the molecular/dna structure of your sperm and result in super sperm, generating a new breed of super babies.
i went to far there eh?
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Quote from: Peskarik on October 07, 2007, 16:18
Quote from: RedRobin on October 07, 2007, 14:31
....All I want to know is will it improve my performance if I stick one of these stickers on my nob?
note to Robin: read one of my posts (page 1). I am a representative of the producer, and I assure you that this incredible sticker has many MANY applications. It is all about plasma, you know!
hmm this maybe dangerous, it may lead to a change in the molecular/dna structure of your sperm and result in super sperm, generating a new breed of super babies.
i went to far there eh?
:grin: :grin: :grin: Thus the next generation of mini Hitlers are born......
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illyun,
Borrowed your photo - but if you could do this you could get 20 bhp hope you don't mind
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee220/acwats/fastgolf.jpg)
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What a coincidence - I was just about to post photos of my car with the stickers as I have tried them and they work!!! I don't have that many on the top though... but 5000 stickers on the underside of the body give an increase in bhp of 5hp each which translates into an extra 25000 bhp... my Ed30 now has 25230bhp and literally goes like a rocket. Unfortunately, there isn't a rolling road that can measure that much bhp but I assure you its true. If any of you guys want a sticker, they are £5 each which is a bargain as you will get a 75hp increase for £375 - a LOT LESS than comparable increase from legacy tuners like Oettinger, Superchips or Revo... they are history and this is the future of tuning :cool:
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Who needs a buggati veyron? Sounds like another money saving tip from mcdonalds!
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Super Zero M - Collect them all to gain 1000hp! 2 in every pack of Frosties! Theyyyrr'e Grrrreat!
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Best thread ever !
Now if I could just get your account number and sort code, the power stickers will be in the post :D