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Model specific boards => Golf mk5 => Topic started by: Ollieb7 on 08 August 2007, 14:09

Title: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Ollieb7 on 08 August 2007, 14:09
Following on from a previous thread on tossers cars thought this would be a good start. So if you'd like to post your opinions we could work out the top tosser!
Lovely, lovely lovely
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/OllieB7/gemballa1-L.jpg)
But from the back you'd just look a right.....
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/OllieB7/gemballa2-L.jpg)
Another Lovely, lovely, lovely - but everybody would hate you....
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/OllieB7/0502_ferrari_f430_spider_01.jpg)
A down right horrid drug dealers car....
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/OllieB7/R6102022Inch20Fiat20BMW20X5.jpg)
A car where the driver looks as if they should have been put down at birth - especially if its a bloke! (Mind you if it's a girl she might be worth a wee go first!
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/OllieB7/2532119123-nissan-micra-c-c-1.jpg)
Horrid - Top Tosser car IMO....
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/OllieB7/060815002.jpg)
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: gjroe78 on 08 August 2007, 14:31
The Orange Porsche is sweet is it Gemballa ??? NOT TOSSER
Not really into Ferraris that much (drove a few when me and my bro's owned a car showroom) so TOSSER
X5 are very good cars but not with da chrome rims or spinners(Big wheels are cool but not cheesey chrome) TOSSER
Micra's are for girlies but not a pink one !
I like Cayenne's but defo not white ones !!!  Had a black Gemballa tuned turbo a year ago, it was stupid fast, not that good to look at but wow it was fast for a 4x4
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Ollieb7 on 08 August 2007, 14:38
So do you wish to vote for any further candidates??.....
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: gjroe78 on 08 August 2007, 14:52
These are the Ferrari's i've driven
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/gjroe78/TheFerraris.jpg)
456, 360, 355 and a 550 (special edition)
How about these ??? Toss or Not Toss ???

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/gjroe78/1969-Baldwin-Motion-540CamaroSuperC.jpg)
1969 Chevy Camaro
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/gjroe78/IMSAGallardo-GTV-02.jpg)
IMSA Gallardo
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/gjroe78/ZondaFRoadster-01.jpg)
Zonda F (In full carbon mmmmm)
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: gjroe78 on 08 August 2007, 14:57
Or these ???

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/gjroe78/audi_r8_wallpaper01_1280.jpg)
Audi R8

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/gjroe78/LamboMurcielagoLP640-01.jpg)
Lambo LP640

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/gjroe78/PorscheCarreraGT-02.jpg)
Carrera GT
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Ollieb7 on 08 August 2007, 15:06
Apart from the not nice ferraris all lovely (although not sure about the truck lambo) and all would make you look like a toss i'm afraid.
I would have said otherwise for the camaro....but that body kit those wheels - poor car :sick:
Audi A8 kinda borderline - i saw one the otherday and i think it was more to do with the driver than the car which made it look toss
Funny this one .. some how it's kinda cool....??

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/OllieB7/99-rolls-royce-phantom.jpg)
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: gjroe78 on 08 August 2007, 15:24
Havin one of those as my wedding car !
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Ollieb7 on 08 August 2007, 15:58
Havin one of those as my wedding car !

Congratulations! But do you not think it would be far cooler to have one of these John Lennon Jobbies.....

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/OllieB7/Mercedes_600_Pullman.jpg)
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: gjroe78 on 08 August 2007, 16:04
Cheers
Apart from the fact that i hate merc's with a passion and the fact that there are only 3 in the world or something ???
Errr nope
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Post by: phil1101 on 08 August 2007, 17:45
Maybe it is just my poor taste, but I like the Lambo and the Audi R8! Perhaps envy :embarassed:
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Hurdy on 08 August 2007, 19:43
Well, Most of those I would have (Lambo's, Ferrari's, R8,Zonda)and scr3w the fact I'd look like a tosser :evil:

Here are a few more to think about

(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u43/seger1fan/110106_0958a.jpg)

(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa16/numberonepistolero/nice.png)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f246/punk4bc/lamborghini20countach2.jpg)

(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/duffjoshua/Cars/1972DeTomasoPanteraGT5.jpg)

(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z276/RikMcCloud/E-Type.jpg)

(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n40/AshoksPictures/CIMG0038.jpg)

(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/RyNoe/aston/AstonMartin-V8Vantage.jpg)

(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u90/20-pablo-07/20407bdd.jpg)

MMM...so many choices
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Ollieb7 on 08 August 2007, 20:53
Hurdy - why all the ones with the bad body kits??? Would you not rather have the, countach LP400 (anniversary may become cool as it is pure 80's - but on a 70's car?), Mustang (bullit job) in their purist form. Its like painting graffiti over a pick asshole is it not?
The lagonda is a strange choice but i know where your coming from there the quirkyness is cool. As for the last two the problem with the last one (is it the DB9 - even i am not sure ) is the utterly gorgeous v8. Even i would look top tosser for that (at the side of a motorway broken down!)

on second look the deatamaso is well cool - especially if your knees touch your chin while driving!
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Hurdy on 08 August 2007, 22:36
Hmm, I dunno Ollieb, it must be something about the older cars

The De Tomaso is there purely because it looks so, so bad boy from the rear. The tyres are mahoosive and the styling is just what a supercar should be - extreme :rolleyes:Just look below and you'll see what I mean.

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s29/TurboDube/European%20cars%20other/De%20Tomaso/1984PanteraGTSRear.jpg)

The Lagonda is there as it was the first Aston I sat in way back in the seventies at Earls Court (yes my dad was grooming me as a car buff even then!) and the touch screen layout made it look like something out of a spaceship (even if it didn't work most of the time!)

Again the Version of the countach I pictured was the first Lambo I ever sat in, although the Anniversary model with all its addenda is the one that is usually recognised as the epitomy of the Countach pin-up model.

The E-Type is there (V12 only pleeeaaase) as it is just gorgeous, even by todays standards not many cars would look better at the side of it.

American Mustangs are there as they are one of the true icons of american cars. They handle like trucks, but IMO are the Americans style of GTI. Britain = hot hatch. American = muscle car.

The last two (Aston V8 and Vanquish) are simply sex on wheels and probably the two which ANYONE would look cool in. Vanquish may be a little OTT, but still H.O.T :drool:
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Ollieb7 on 09 August 2007, 08:20

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s29/TurboDube/European%20cars%20other/De%20Tomaso/1984PanteraGTSRear.jpg)

Top picture - so much so it's worth posting again!
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: gjroe78 on 14 August 2007, 11:56
mmmm i love the look of the Pantera and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm to the Shelby GT500
I've gotta go with Hurdy on this one though, i would drive most of those cars and would'nt really care what people think.
Would you be classed as a tool in this ???

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/gjroe78/MD500-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Cass on 14 August 2007, 12:51
A lot of thingy envy going on here :shocked:

Nothing wrong with any of them if you've got the dosh to buy them and run them :wink:

Cass
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Ollieb7 on 14 August 2007, 15:05
Would you be classed as a tool in this

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/gjroe78/MD500-01.jpg)

 :grin: :grin: :laugh: :grin:- According to Cass i'm too small to even get a chance and get a look in! :wink:
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Cass on 14 August 2007, 15:34
Would you be classed as a tool in this

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/gjroe78/MD500-01.jpg)

 :grin: :grin: :laugh: :grin:- According to Cass i'm too small to even get a chance and get a look in! :wink:

 :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: TeddyKGB on 14 August 2007, 15:55
Total tossers car:
(http://www.gizmodiva.com/entry_images/0806/14/21-2007-mini-cooper-s-mk-2-ii.jpg)
*dons flame proof jacket*
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Phil mcavity on 14 August 2007, 17:05
i think chav's or tossers most commonly seen in one of these:
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s264/philmcavity/SaxoVTS16v1.jpg)
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: gjroe78 on 15 August 2007, 08:37
One of what ???
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Ollieb7 on 15 August 2007, 09:07
i think chav's or tossers most commonly seen in one of these:
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Phil - you better put a pick there or everyone will think it's your golf your talking about! :wink:
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: Phil mcavity on 15 August 2007, 10:04
opps, was a pic of a citroen saxo ! its not the golf b4 anyone says!  :smiley:
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Post by: RedRobin on 17 August 2007, 17:05
Methinks everyone is forgetting one very important factor in their judgement of any of those cars so far - And that's the sound they make.

In my opinion a Porsche looks good from any and every angle - Including the higher performance Cayenne's.
Title: Re: Got a golf - you don't look a berk! Got one of these.......
Post by: 08micsta on 21 August 2007, 11:20
Honda Civic :rolleyes:


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