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Title: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Ed30 Widow! on 13 April 2007, 21:48
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease help!!!

Firstly can I say 'Hi'?  :laugh:.

I have recently become a Widow.............. an Edition 30 Widow that is  :sad:.  My boyfriend (who frequents here regularly  :rolleyes:) has fallen in love with another woman  :huh: - I have to say, she looks stunning <now I'm getting all green-eyed  :evil:>.  Anyway, have any of you lovely peeps for a site when I can find Ed30 stuff for his new girl (you know the kind of stuff....... tat for the office etc)

Ta much
 :kiss:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Phil mcavity on 13 April 2007, 21:54
some fluffy dice!! my missus really wants to rap them around my neck really, but shes loving the free time as she doesnt see me as often before i bought my 2nd love too!  :wink:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Ed30 Widow! on 13 April 2007, 21:56
The fuzzy dice were the first addition to it  :grin: :grin: :grin: - colour co-ordinated of course!  AND they are not allowed to leave the car............ do I scare him?? probably  :evil:

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Phil mcavity on 13 April 2007, 21:59
yes im sh!t scared to remove mine "or else" she says, so anything for an easy life, :wink: and are u gonna unvail his identity so we can rib him???  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Ed30 Widow! on 13 April 2007, 22:21
are u gonna unvail his identity so we can rib him???  :rolleyes:
not yet............... although knowing me, I'll let the cat out of the bag without realising it  :embarassed: :rolleyes:

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Phil mcavity on 13 April 2007, 22:43
well im gonna have a stab in the dark.................i think your Hurdys wifeee  :wink:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Ed30 Widow! on 13 April 2007, 22:47
well im gonna have a stab in the dark.................i think your Hurdys wifeee  :wink:
Nope.......
........however, it occurs to me that if you keep stabbing in the dark, I'M the one who'll get punctured next!  :drool: (when HE eventually catches on  :grin:)

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: phope on 13 April 2007, 23:14
you are sooooooo dead....  :angry: :rolleyes: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Ed30 Widow! on 13 April 2007, 23:20
you are sooooooo dead....  :angry: :rolleyes: :grin: :grin: :grin:
:smug: - dam!!! see, I told you I'd get found out  :laugh:

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: TagnuT on 14 April 2007, 07:20
Nice one. ........... :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Phil mcavity on 14 April 2007, 08:04
oh dear phope!!!, now widow, what u should get your hubby is a T shirt with some kind of motiv on it about his Gti, there are companys on the net that will print what u want on it, like mine did, i have a black t-shirt that has something funny printed on it about my Gti, so perhaps thats a good present for him!!!  :grin: :grin:, and phope i'll have pictures of it if she does!  :wink:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Ed30 Widow! on 14 April 2007, 08:09
Hrmmm, that can be arranged  :evil: ............. when he is not looking, you could give me some ideas for captions  :smug:

I have to say at this point, maybe I should be a tad careful - so far I'm allowed to have a wee play in his new toy but if I push my luck too much, the keys may swiftly be withdrawn  :shocked: ......... and it is a fab car to play in  :cool: :cool: :cool:

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Phil mcavity on 14 April 2007, 08:13
mines says........... "sell my Gti, id rather shove wasps up my arse"
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: phope on 14 April 2007, 10:44
...so far I'm allowed to have a wee play in his new toy but if I push my luck too much, the keys may swiftly be withdrawn  :shocked: ......... and it is a fab car to play in  :cool: :cool: :cool:

 :kiss:

just you remember that  :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Hurdy on 14 April 2007, 13:54
well im gonna have a stab in the dark.................i think your Hurdys wifeee  :wink:

What made U think that? :smiley:

Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Neaty on 14 April 2007, 14:51
mines says........... "sell my Gti, id rather shove wasps up my arse"

my mate has one of those but about his beetle  :grin:

well this is like jerry springer or something.
you can see the caption in the corner of the screen cant you...."husband having an afair with automobile"
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Phil mcavity on 14 April 2007, 21:07
sorry hurdy if i offened you thinking Mrs phope was your "ball n chain", opps sorry, better half, lets face it i think most of our girlfriends/wifes are jelous in all honesty, you can treat the Car hard and give it some stick now and again, and does it ever give any stick back????? of course it loves it!!!  :wink:  they wounder why us blokes love cars! :grin:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: phope on 15 April 2007, 13:28
sorry hurdy if i offened you thinking Mrs phope was your "ball n chain", opps sorry, better half, lets face it i think most of our girlfriends/wifes are jelous in all honesty, you can treat the Car hard and give it some stick now and again, and does it ever give any stick back????? of course it loves it!!!  :wink:  they wounder why us blokes love cars! :grin:
<Ed30 Widow! here>
and what about us girlies??  I lurv to give my car stick (especially on meets  :evil:)..............in fact, I get better fuel economy when I play  :cool:...............even Mr Phope had to admit my car is fun to drive

Anyway, back on topic........... wesites for Birthday ideas please  :rolleyes:
<btw: MrPhope is REALLY worried what I'm typing here - hehehehehe>

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Help a damsel in distress!
Post by: Hurdy on 15 April 2007, 20:42
sorry hurdy if i offened you thinking Mrs phope was your "ball n chain", opps sorry, better half, lets face it i think most of our girlfriends/wifes are jelous in all honesty, you can treat the Car hard and give it some stick now and again, and does it ever give any stick back????? of course it loves it!!!  :wink:  they wounder why us blokes love cars! :grin:

Never offended :wink:

My wifee thinks I've re-married....my car :grin: