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Title: Britains worst driver.
Post by: old_boy on 24 December 2003, 20:47

Anyone watch this earlier tonight?
Highlight for me was watching the typical nova driver, (complete with burberry cap-i kid you not!)
Quentin Wilson offered him ten grand for his car, in a bid to stop his dodgy driving-the twit had to think about it!!!!!!
He even cried!!! :o :o
TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN YOU MUPPET!
Think of all the tasteful tailpipe options you could add to a new saxo, ::)

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: Blue MK2 on 24 December 2003, 22:54

that the shiyty pink nova?

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: Dizzie on 24 December 2003, 23:35

the current trend is to have 6 5in pipes coming out the back of their 1.2's ::)

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: Blue MK2 on 24 December 2003, 23:37

lol i once saw a wussie boy saxo with some diamond shaped tailpipes. it looked like a cartoon car man! i duno how they can pull birds with them things stuck to their cars ???

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: R1D3R on 24 December 2003, 23:42

dont even start. I Hate the things!

Most of my mates have Corsas or Novas

This gurl i no has just bought a sh!tty Nova that wont pass its MOT cos its dying. Cost her ?1700 and she wants it resprayed barbie pink.

Its the type with full body kit in bright yellow with a snow shovle on the front.

I no the guy who sold it to her. He is laughing. Its going to die any moment.

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: Blue MK2 on 24 December 2003, 23:46

lol thas just plain stupid of her.

ohhh stop it ur killin me!  ;D

get her to race you and have a camera ready for when it goes ''booom'! hehehe

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: R1D3R on 24 December 2003, 23:48

yeh but ive been told it was well worth the money cos it makes a hissing noise when she changes gear lol

the ultimate in coolness

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: Blue MK2 on 24 December 2003, 23:53

u mean a turbo :o

or an ecotech fuel econemy valve..lol

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: R1D3R on 24 December 2003, 23:57

i think she just plays it out on a CD lol.

Track 1 - Dump valve noises
Track 2 - V8 Engine noises
Track 3 - Realistic dance thump (estate Version)
Track 4 - Handbrake Turn noises

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: Blue MK2 on 24 December 2003, 23:59

lol still a crap nova!

I herd u can get fake dumpvalves? apparently its a speaker attached to the battery with some other electrics to make it sound like a dump valve ''putushhh'' ???

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: Dizzie on 25 December 2003, 00:01

ooo. must get one of those ;D

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: Helios_Blue_Valver on 25 December 2003, 15:13

Quote from: Dizzie on 25 December 2003, 00:01

ooo. must get one of those ;D

Nah Dizzie just wait for your 20v convert. lol. more fun that way. Your motor back from the body man yet?

Title: Re:Britains worst driver.
Post by: Dinky on 26 December 2003, 20:21

Yeah Diz,Hows ur car coming along?
Last time i was on u were sortin out the dash-u done yet?
Dinky  :-*