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Model specific boards => Golf mk4 => Topic started by: Doug W on 05 December 2003, 13:38
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can anyone else pee with more pressure ??? Fronts great, rear doesn't even get a 1/3 of the way up the screen. pretty sure I'm not loosing pressure to the famous leak. Thoughts?
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Not wishing to brag (or sound too much like Finbarr Saunders), but if I'm stationary, my rear squirts so hard I get fluid on the front screen too (oo-err, fnarr fnarr etc etc)
In all seriouslness, get it checked out as soon as possible, as this fault can wreck in interior.
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yeah get it checked, 1st of all take the inside of the boot lid off and have a look to see if pipes gonna fall off!!, since mine fell off and i repaired i dont even bother with the rear wash now just in case!!
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thanks guys - sound advice. Had the inside of the boot off the other day, should have had a look then (wrecked my fingers getting if off too ::)). Guess S11EPS used to win the 'pee the heighest contests' in school then ;D - take it when you say 'rear' you are talking about the washer still , right (how's about that for Finbarr!). On that lines just got these (Swiss Tony - Fast Show) on email, thought I'd share to lift your Friday afternoon....enjoy.... ;D
MAKING COFFEE: Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
LAYING A CARPET: Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.
HANGING WALLPAPER: Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.
PUTTING UP A TENT: Putting up a tent, is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'... slip in to the old bag.
WASHING A CAR: Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
ANSWERING THE PHONE: Answering the phone, is... a little like making love to a beautiful woman. In that you've gotta... lift the receiver, put it to your ear, speak ...loudly and clearly ... oh, yes - and don't forget to state your name.
BEING IN THERAPY
And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You ... get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.
BEING IN A CRASH: Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is ... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.
GOING FISHING: Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod over, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
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heh heh heh, very, very funny!
Swiss Toni rocks
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he he he he lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Here's a guide I put together to sort out the infamous boot leak if this is your problem Doug :
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/golfstuff/rear_screen_washer_repair.htm
Cheers
Chris
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spot on!!! how to guides are great!! thats how is did mine!! ;D ;D
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Cheers Chris! Great forum.....
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Hey should I do this mod anyway on my 2 day old Golf or wait until it goes wrong ?
Jerry
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I'm going to get stuck in and do it anyway as per Chris' guide. Would rather prevent it with 50 pence worth of tube than fix it with ?xxxxxxx and hassle factor :-\