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General => General discussion => Topic started by: Cupra Turbo on 02 December 2003, 22:47
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Ok, heres the story.
I goto college... now 4 week ago I saw this bird... proper fit.. my mate said the same. I caught her glancing over a few times... so it got me interested. I asked my mate summet and he said shes often at the cafe (thats where we were sitting). So the next week, yet again she was there and yet again the was glancing.
Last week she musta been off (Im only in 1 day a week).
Today tho, we saw her and my mate said "here comes that bird" ... so as we walked past her she glanced at me, I glanced at her... eye contact etc... (now Im a sucker for eye contact... usually there reading the slogan on my top and i think its eye contact etc... anywayz) My mate turned to me after we'd past and said "Definately eye contact there" .. I said "between who?" and he said.. "errrr U and that bird"
So anywayz, later on were sitting at the cafe and shes sitting opposite, about 15feet away, and theres sum people inbetween us blocking the view (lol) ... but shes constantly leaning over to see past them.. and when I look, she looks back. ... And then she takes her jacket off and slides the neck of her top accross to reveal her pink bra. :-O .... she then walks away and brushes her jacket and strokes her ass... knowing im watching (lol who wouldnt)
... so... next week... although this chick is FAAAAR outta my league (in my opinion) ... u reckon I should at least say "hi" etc? or am I paranoid and im thinking shes looking at me etc etc...
??? ??? ???
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Nothing ventured nothing gained. :P
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this happens alot at my college. if u r making eye contact next time u walk past her just say hi.
be confident. even if they dont fancy u they will still say hi and mabey even be mates wiv ya.
i had this same scenario. i said hi.
the best thing to do is get their msn or phone number off one of there mates lol. then u can jsut ask them straight if they fancy u or not wivout having to be face to face.
works a charm. then they start going into details about what they were thinking about when lookign at u mmmmmmm.
only thing is it tends to be embarresing seein them at college after that heated convo on msn.
ill shut up now
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So not only is does this site help u fix ur car now its gonna start helpin people get laid, jv deserves a medal for the best site ever ;)
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I dont wanna ask for MSN addys... some lasses regard PC's as GEEK TOYS.
... but yes, ya right... im gonna go say "hi" BUT i just wanted to run it past a few people... normally i meet my girlfriends when im "out on the pull" ... "and very drunk" lol
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lol shes beggin mate go for it! 8)
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Park up outside in ur golf might get a few bonus points 8)
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could be the golf is doing all the pulling here?
joke :P
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tell us what happens!
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when u say hi your voice will go all squeky and youll have toilet paper stuck to ya shoe or sumthin. and then u will walk into a post while lookin at her. will be great. 8)
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and food stuck to your face ...lol ;D
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when u say hi your voice will go all squeky and youll have toilet paper stuck to ya shoe or sumthin. and then u will walk into a post while lookin at her
Ill put my Mr T voice on and let her walk away first... haha
yes jv, if u get me laid cos of everyone saying go for it... ill give u a 1600*1200 GTI image hahahaha
oh and bluemk2... damn right shes beggin.... she'll be panting next tuesday night! (doggy styling it)
8) 8) :-*
... I dont wanna park the Golf outside the entrance cos the Nova boys will come pestering me.
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damn right shes beggin.... she'll be panting next tuesday night!
is this as she runs through the woods with no clothes on trying to find help after she escapes from your boot.
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Nahhh, back seat... not the boot... id let her on the bonnet... but its a black car ... and ... ....
use ya imagination LOL!!! :D
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Lucky you didnt install a corrado rear bench :o
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My golf helped me meet a girl ;) started talkin to me as i was cleanin it outside me house :o i thought it was a wind up but she loves golfs ;D smart girl 8)
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Im not sure why im lucky... cos i aint seen a Corrado bench. i can imagine... does it slide? hahaa
.. i gotta wait till next freaking tuesday b4 i can even "see" her.. ARGH!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY didnt i say "hi" today? ... cos i wasnt sure ofcourse *SLAP* get it together!!!
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why dont we jsut call this site
golfsex.co.uk
you lot and your fetid fantasies about having sex with gurls and cars at the same time lol.
thats why all these people are getting phatt exhausts and bell end shaped gear knobs.
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I got standard exhaust. and normal gear knob.
... i like the wheelbarrow-esque Pug 106's with 4 exhausts (2 either side) to wheel them when they break down.
anwayz...
so I should say hi... we all decided on that? ... if it goes well ill post a nice pic of her for u guys to jer... chat about :o :-*
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Always found plenty of space in back of my mk2 so should be loads of space in ur mk3 ;) mind u if uve got standard suspension be like shaggin on a boat :P
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so should be loads of space in ur mk4
... *checks* .... *double checks* ... mk3 mate! :-*
... standard GTi suspension setup (cant afford insurance with mods)
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if u dont get lucky come down to my local all girls college and pick one of these fine ladies:
(http://www.burluraux1.freeserve.co.uk/key28h.jpg)
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Original golf gear knobs are better for the girls I hear as they feel the knobbles when they... Ohh TMI !!!
But yes mate... Nothing ventured nothing gained!!
What you got to lose apart from your pride ?
If she is that inquisitive I am sure she will be grinning like someone who has slept with a coat hanger in her mouth if you talk to her next week!!
Go for it mate.. You have everything in your favour and with a little luck alot more in your hand next week ;)
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if u dont get lucky come down to my local all girls college and pick one of these fine ladies:)
Where the heck did you get them from !! ?
Looks like they have been set alight and put out with a shovel !! :D
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... *checks* .... *double checks* ... mk3 mate! :-*
Ooops :o changed it for ur benifit, you could get outside when uve finished an rock her to sleep :-*
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R1D3R - no thanx :D u can have em all :-*
and... i didnt know about the gear knob... could be interesting... she seems kinda kinky (she dresses very... naughty)
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Original golf gear knobs are better for the girls I hear as they feel the knobbles when they... Ohh TMI !!!
But yes mate... Nothing ventured nothing gained!!
What you got to lose apart from your pride ?
If she is that inquisitive I am sure she will be grinning like someone who has slept with a coat hanger in her mouth if you talk to her next week!!
Go for it mate.. You have everything in your favour and with a little luck alot more in your hand next week ;)
friends fan by any chance?
damn right shes beggin.... she'll be panting next tuesday night! (doggy styling it)
dont mention that bit when you say ur first words, def say something, if she aint intrested then at least you no, next please, you'll hate urself if she does like you but you dont find out till uve left college! that would be just sh1t! ;)
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jsut go up to her at college and say "fancy f**king my gear knob darlin"
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"fancy f**king my gear knob darlin"
I park away from any other car so i dont get dented by doors... so she'd have privacy too!
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Quote:
"fancy f**king my gear knob darlin"
I park away from any other car so i dont get dented by doors... so she'd have privacy too!
i know we all love our cars but helpin em get laid is takin a bit too far ::)
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she seems kinda kinky (she dresses very... naughty)
Dressed to thrill and on the pill.... As ole Clint would say.. "Any which way but loose!"
Remember though that looks deceive the eye... Whats underneath might not be what is portrayed on the exterior..
Just as long as you don't check it over like a beaten up Pug (with a magnet checking for rust holes ;) )
She'll be fine mate.... Treat her with respect and passion just like your golf and she will send yer g0n4ds into rev limit mode at the blink of an eye ;)
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respect and passion just like your golf
So I have to kick her too with my right leg to go faster???
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at least u wont need springs to make her go lower, if u know what i mean ::)
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ok this is gettin sick and twisted now.
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yes R1 is right. dont talk about my *future* girlfriend like that! 8)
back to topic.
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If someone mentioned a french car itd be sick and twisted ;D
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your future gf is a stunner mate! jsut looked her up on your college site:
(http://www.kwic.com/~pagodavista/artisans/cal/pics/mauren.jpg)
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been looking 4 a pic of her for ages... u found one.. great!! :o
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get the tissues out boyz.
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Bounty the strongest soaker upper
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i've seen her b4 somewhere, sh1t that's the bird i pulled sat night!!! ???
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Gaz... feel sorry for u... Milf hunter ;D
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Ok, heres the story.
I goto college... now 4 week ago I saw this bird... proper fit.. my mate said the same. I caught her glancing over a few times... so it got me interested. I asked my mate summet and he said shes often at the cafe (thats where we were sitting). So the next week, yet again she was there and yet again the was glancing.
Last week she musta been off (Im only in 1 day a week).
Today tho, we saw her and my mate said "here comes that bird" ... so as we walked past her she glanced at me, I glanced at her... eye contact etc... (now Im a sucker for eye contact... usually there reading the slogan on my top and i think its eye contact etc... anywayz) My mate turned to me after we'd past and said "Definately eye contact there" .. I said "between who?" and he said.. "errrr U and that bird"
So anywayz, later on were sitting at the cafe and shes sitting opposite, about 15feet away, and theres sum people inbetween us blocking the view (lol) ... but shes constantly leaning over to see past them.. and when I look, she looks back. ... And then she takes her jacket off and slides the neck of her top accross to reveal her pink bra. :-O .... she then walks away and brushes her jacket and strokes her ass... knowing im watching (lol who wouldnt)
... so... next week... although this chick is FAAAAR outta my league (in my opinion) ... u reckon I should at least say "hi" etc? or am I paranoid and im thinking shes looking at me etc etc...
??? ??? ???
Don't fall for the old "league" thing. No one is out of anyones league. Next time you see her, make a move. just walk up and say Hi. What can it hurt.
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Be confident and cheeky - just go up to her, smile and say " were you just checking me out?" if she laughs, you're in. if she doesn't she probably has no sense of humour!! lucky escape
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So not only is does this site help u fix ur car now its gonna start helpin people get laid, jv deserves a medal for the best site ever ;)
;D
jv
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Be confident and cheeky - just go up to her, smile and say " were you just checking me out?" if she laughs, you're in. if she doesn't she probably has no sense of humour!! lucky escape
no don't honest!!!
just say u alright? best thing gives more scope than hi and she'll think u care about her......
unless ur in essex then jus say how much love?
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problem pages???? yeah would go down a storm with us lot!, but to members of the other sites the words 'cheese' etc would be filling the worldwideweb, about our site!!! thought we were quite above the rest!! lol ;D
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no i'm way down in the gutter...
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great to hear!! ;)
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Dude - I met my girlfriend by sayin "u alright" it works a treat!
Like a soap opera on golfgti.co.uk - i can't wait til next week! Best of luck mate.
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remember...be sweet. it always works 4 me ;D
then once you got her where you want.....KUBLAAM B1TCH!!!
JOKES.LOL
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u boys are only after one thing.....
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u boys are only after one thing.....
u golfgal..... u
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unless ur in essex then jus say how much love?
ohh b!tchy!!! :P
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Fit biaches always go for the most unexpected bloke... Go for it.... :D
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Im gonna "hopefully" get a Samsung E700 camera fone.. so if all goes well ... check the gallery and ill upload her pic :-) .. and then take it down the next day!! :-*
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be carefull she dont catch you pervin over her, e700 got very good zoom on it so should be able to get good shot good luck ;)
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I aint taking the pic if it goes bad... i mean like when we hook up and we're seeing each other... ill say.. hey i got this new fone... can i test the camera???
... strip. 8)
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oh smooth! do you no when ya gonna see her yet?
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tuesday... college day.
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not see her yesterday then, ? ;)
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ROFLMAO !!
Quote from: AdamB on Today at 09:22:28
Be confident and cheeky - just go up to her, smile and say " were you just checking me out?" if she laughs, you're in. if she doesn't she probably has no sense of humour!! lucky escape
no don't honest!!!
just say u alright? best thing gives more scope than hi and she'll think u care about her......
unless ur in essex then jus say how much love?
Those quotes just made me laugh so hard !!
Adam's was a cracker and just so true, but Golfgals made be burst wine all over my bl00dy monitor and I had to clean it all up !!!
Go for it mate... Confident and sincere and you will win every time :)
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Im in the process of thinking of an ingenius way to lure her away from her mates... the most intimidating thing is to try and chat a girl up with all her mates around listening!!!
Should I just say: "Hey... 'ere a minute I want a word"??? LOL
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go on my son
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just say
oi 'bi atch shut ur mouth and drop ur trousers'
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... and bend over!
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yeah... that'll work...
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just say
oi 'bi atch shut ur mouth and drop ur trousers'
does that work for you? :o
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I scared of having sex... :o :o
did I say that out loud????? :D :D :D ::)
anywayz... its friday now.... not long left... WOOOO .. excitement
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''baby giv me yow number b4 i dont want it no mo'' Drop that lyric to her. :P
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Should I say it the way you spelt it? ::)
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lol try it.
She will probably fall for those lines like ''u r soo beutiful'' and fall right into your trap! 8)
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we need to no this ended up! :-\
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i mean HOW this ended up ???
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Gaz wait till next tuesday... im currently flirting with a lass from work... see if I can get into her knickers... *cough* thong *cough*
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ok mate good luck, its great being single aint it! me the same one girl at work, one pulled on mon night, lovely jubbly ;D
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i've seen her b4 somewhere, sh1t that's the bird i pulled sat night!!! ???
:P
Hey! thats my mum your talking about there.
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ok mate good luck, its great being single aint it! me the same one girl at work, one pulled on mon night,
Being single is like CapitalOne ... No hassle... LOL!
.. I dont use CapitalOne tho ???
.... anywayz... yes single life is easy!
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''baby giv me yow number b4 i dont want it no mo'' Drop that lyric to her
I think i'd probs smack u in the face n ask u to walk backwards,at least that way i know i'd b gettin sh!t,straight from th a-hole! ;D Drop that lyric?Who r u?Wanna b craig david,more like BO!?
How u gettin on with this lass?
Dinky :-*
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Wanna b craig david,more like BO!?
... Kes?
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ehhh dont go bringin 'bo ' into it lol!!! ;D
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Can I get a rewind? ???