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Title: oooh, help, I'm being threatened.....
Post by: S11EPS on 02 December 2003, 16:14
got a message from anovadose!!!!

And I quote:

Anytime u wanna go, bring it on, don't think i'm some sort of f*cking p*ssy, the only p*ssy i'm f**king is your mums!  ::)
Title: Re:oooh, help, I'm being threatened.....
Post by: danhock on 02 December 2003, 16:17
bet you're scared.
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Post by: S11EPS on 02 December 2003, 16:18
Well, he is 14, so he might do some power rangers sh!t on me, or use one of his many shao-lin golf club techniques, but I reckon I'll be ok ;)
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Post by: danhock on 02 December 2003, 16:20
be careful.

He might beat you up through your computer.
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Post by: kniterider on 02 December 2003, 16:20
get him to come to newark!!!, if he'd dare!!! ;D
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Post by: Helios_Blue_Valver on 02 December 2003, 16:21
got a message from anovadose!!!!

And I quote:

Anytime u wanna go, bring it on, don't think i'm some sort of f*cking p*ssy, the only p*ssy i'm f**king is your mums!  ::)


Call if you need a hand mate. lol. just put him back in his pram with all his toys, pop the dummy back in his mouth and rock him to sleep. his tantrum should quite right down. Gotta be careful though. get nicked for child abuse if you touch the little worm probably. :)
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Post by: Blue MK2 on 02 December 2003, 16:22
he makes me laugh :D
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Post by: AdamB on 02 December 2003, 16:23
get him to come to newark!!!, if he'd dare!!! ;D
Not sure how he would get there though, maybe burn up the A1 on his BMX doing some "fly table tops" over the speed bumps
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Post by: kniterider on 02 December 2003, 16:27
bet he aint even got a BMX!!! lol bet hes one of those poor kids who's got his dads old handme down GRIFTER ;D
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Post by: AdamB on 02 December 2003, 16:29
lol, Grifter were great, fold the front mudguard back - weyhey - instant motorbike ;D
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Post by: S11EPS on 02 December 2003, 16:29
No, I think he has his sisters pink 'Cindy' bike with the streamers on the handlebars and a basket on the front.

I'm guessing he's a little upset with all the banter.

Boo-frickety-hoo.

Perhaps he should be this months GolfGTi.co.uk b!tch??
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Post by: Golfgal on 02 December 2003, 16:30
lol I feel sorry for him he obv has no friends......

Don't turn that in2 something perverse for once I'm not being rude  :P
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Post by: kniterider on 02 December 2003, 16:32
oh dear you cant be feeling sorry for his 'jackornory stories' are yas golfgal???? :o
Title: Re:oooh, help, I'm being threatened.....
Post by: S11EPS on 02 December 2003, 16:32
I agree he probably has no friends, but I have no sympathy....

Is this how he expects to rectify the problem, by acting like a total bellend?
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Post by: golfvr6 on 02 December 2003, 17:21
got a message from anovadose!!!!

And I quote:

Anytime u wanna go, bring it on, don't think i'm some sort of f*cking p*ssy, the only p*ssy i'm f**king is your mums!  ::)


I got the same message! c-o-c-kboy
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Post by: anovadose on 02 December 2003, 17:59
take it u get kicks taking the piss out of kids?
also its not a threat its a promise
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Post by: golfvr6 on 02 December 2003, 18:01
Bring it on little boy
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Post by: anovadose on 02 December 2003, 18:04
anytime ur ready!
you'll have to come to me cos by bikes got a puncture
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Post by: modulater on 02 December 2003, 21:08
You'll wake up soon in your cot, with dreams of being f**king hard and having races with VR6's a distant memory, then your mum will come in and spank your arse for pissing the bed yet again.

Besides the only time your car is fast is when your driving to the gay bar.
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Post by: MK1_BOY on 02 December 2003, 21:37
anytime ur ready!
you'll have to come to me cos by bikes got a puncture


Well be a man and fix it you little tw*t
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Post by: modulater on 02 December 2003, 21:41
"my nova takes the GTI on the bend and then overtakes the Ur-quattro"

Nova boy playing with his matchbox cars on the carpet.
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Post by: golfvr6 on 02 December 2003, 22:07
 :D :D :D :D ;D
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Post by: gazzagtiT on 03 December 2003, 00:02
got a message from anovadose!!!!

And I quote:

Anytime u wanna go, bring it on, don't think i'm some sort of f*cking p*ssy, the only p*ssy i'm f**king is your mums!  ::)

if his parents knew he were using that kind of language, his feet wouldn't touch the ground, would they mum's an dad's??
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Post by: Helios_Blue_Valver on 03 December 2003, 02:28
Not in my house they wouldn't and not when I was raised they wouldn't I can still feel the sting from my dad's hand applied to me bum.
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Post by: Danr on 03 December 2003, 02:30
i still wouldnt dream of swearin infront of my mum and dad and im 22  :o
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Post by: Dinky on 03 December 2003, 07:33
I've just wrote a nice msg to him as well on the other thread! :-[

Dinky :(
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Post by: AdamB on 03 December 2003, 09:38
Dinky - I think the apology came after the abuse he gave out, hopefully things will be a little more respectful at his end now
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Post by: modulater on 04 December 2003, 20:48
a little manners goes a long way
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Post by: kniterider on 04 December 2003, 20:55
cant beat manners!!! ;D