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Title: for the boys!
Post by: Dinky on 21 November 2003, 21:24

IMPORTANT!  REMIND YOURSELF OF THE TUNE BEFORE YOU READ!!!


I WILL SURVIVE - GLORIA GAYNOR'S FAMOUS SONG


MALE VERSION

First I was afraid I was petrified
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head.
If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed...
I tried to go, walk out the door
But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore
And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace,
I only hope that your big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace
I want to go, I've got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a sl*t.
God the things that you get up to when you're half cut.
Please let me go, I'm getting scared
There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad,
God what made me want to court her?
With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water
It's time to go, run out the door
She's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor
I don't think there's anything worse than the al-co-hol-ics curse.
I WILL SURVIVE !

Dinky :-*

Title: Re:for the boys!
Post by: kniterider on 21 November 2003, 21:29

the dogs, ;D gonna memorise them for next time i goto a pub pissed up and kareoke is on reckon thered go down a storm!!!

Title: Re:for the boys!
Post by: VR6Chick on 21 November 2003, 22:30

LOL thats a good one too.  :P Sam xxxx

Title: Re:for the boys!
Post by: Hammy on 21 November 2003, 23:08

ROFLMAO !!!!

WTG Girl :)

Love it to bits.. Never heard or seen that one but I must say its excellent :)

Thanks  :-*

Title: Re:for the boys!
Post by: Helios_Blue_Valver on 21 November 2003, 23:20

love it:)

Title: Re:for the boys!
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 21 November 2003, 23:23

second that!  ;)

Title: Re:for the boys!
Post by: vaughn on 22 November 2003, 08:06

ha ha, very funny got any more

Title: Re:for the boys!
Post by: modulater on 22 November 2003, 11:25

LOL what you like dinky?