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General => General discussion => Topic started by: Leejaydoob on 19 November 2003, 23:35
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Got to be blond to catch my eye :o
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both. at the same time ;)
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Got to be blonde, as thats what my imaginary wife is.
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Who gives a f**k as long as they bang like a sh!t house door in a storm.
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Got to be blonde, as thats what my imaginary wife is.
My partener is an imaginary Blonde ;D
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My wife's name is Milko.
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Blondes.........always blondes for me. :-*
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Hmmm, that's a toughie!
Blondes, brunettes, blondes, brunettes?
What about red-heads?
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still warm will do me
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still warm will do me
Well probably the only way you can get a woman. ;D :-* :P
Sam xxxx
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Any Hole is a Goal
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Any Hole is a Goal
With expressions like that you have got be single. :P ;) ;D
Sam xxxx
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Yeah, I've heard some really dodgy cht up lines.
You must be a spanner....... coz everytime I see you my nuts tighten ::)
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Any Hole is a Goal
You smooth talking b4stard!
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Any Hole is a Goal
You smooth talking b4stard!
Thats what I thought. I'd fall for that one everytime NOT.
The best I have heard and is quite good.
'Do you fancy a shag?'
'NO'
'Do you mind lying down whilst I have one. '
PMSL. ;D
Sam xxxx
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Thats quite funny actually.
Some guy asked me how I liked my eggs in the moring so I told him - unfertilised!
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Excuse me I'm just trying to get my star......
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la la la
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he he he
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Just go and buy some from Newsagents and stick them on the screen. ;D Sam xxxx
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noooooooooooooo
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Who gives a f**k as long as they bang like a sh!t house door in a storm.
yup, i'm going with house door here....
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Any Hole is a Goal
You smooth talking b4stard!
class ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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either... really doesnt matter to me... but i'm more fussy.. dark hair girls gotta have their sh!t long.. mostly (altho i kinda like "vicky" in eastenders..)
and yeah red heads... unpredictable.. but fun.. ;)
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one of each will do me but ive already got the brunette so ill have a blonde to make the set ;D i dont think the missus will mind ;)
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I got Pro's
LOL
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Either..
Kelly Brook = Brunette
Cameron Diaz = Blonde
.... id take both
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must say undecided really when i started going out with my girlfriend she had brown hair then after a few months she went auburn for like a 1year & half now she is blond. does that mean ive had the best of both worlds.
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nah
just means she spends a fortune on hair colours :)
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nah
just means she spends a fortune on hair colours :)
theres a bar maid at the local pub. she looked like a proper blonde, had all the traits - eg bit thick etc, until she spoiled it - it looks like she tried to go lighter and its gone slightly orange..... doh..
Tin
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I'm natuarally blonde but it looks silly so I dye my hair dark dark brown.
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is it true blondes have more fun? ;)
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is it true blondes have more fun? ;)
Yep. :P Sam xxxx
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Lol! Hehe! ;) :D ;D
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not really, I got treated like a right dumb ass and peeps couldn't belive that I'm studying for a degree let alone in genetics. Now I'm dark people take me more seriously......
well most people ;)
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you doin a degree in genetics?!?! fair play! ;)
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intelligent and a dubber! ;)
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yup. and I'm working at same time. You'd have never of guessed eh lol.
I want to be a forensic sceintist working for the police.
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Serious? thats quite good you know, catching perps and all that. im well impressed!
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yup I'm telling truth. From wat I know I'd be a civil servant so I'm working part time as civil servant whilst I finish my degree and hopefully I'll get in! I'm gonna do a phd once I've done my degree so you'll all have to call me dr golfgal lol!
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Lol! high flyer an all! what vw you got?
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yup I'm telling truth. From wat I know I'd be a civil servant so I'm working part time as civil servant whilst I finish my degree and hopefully I'll get in! I'm gonna do a phd once I've done my degree so you'll all have to call me dr golfgal lol!
Dont let VR6 see you are joining the police. He gave me enough hasstle when I was going too. ;D lol.
Sam xxxx
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mk2 8v 5drbut...............
Going back upto scotland at xmas where I'm picking up black 3dr 16v, full koni sus, g60 brakes 78k for ?250 yes ?250 - the handbrake don't work so its not got mot!!!
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he could have used your inside info tho! he blatantly missed a chance there! Lol! ;)
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hmmm....mk2 8v 5dr sounds familiar! 3dr 16v for 250 if its good thats a bargain, what year?
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well I'll be working for government not pigs. I'll get to cut people up aswell. Its really interesting to do that. Was gonna go into RAF as officer but couldn't handle the idea of exercise lol
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sounds like a bargain golfgal
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exerwhat?
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yup its an f reg but has big bumpers.
My mk2 is in monza blue wi rallye front. Got loads of good stuff on it. I wanna slightly tint the windows.
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Dont go to dark tho! but that would be cool! with the blue.
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you keeping the 8v as well?
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I'm going for lightly smoked - it reinforces the window thats the main reason I want it done.
My 8v was/is up for sale (on this site too!) but I'm gonna give it to my bf. We can have his n hers at gti. Except mine will b better he he!
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I'm going for lightly smoked - it reinforces the window thats the main reason I want it done.
My 8v was/is up for sale (on this site too!) but I'm gonna give it to my bf. We can have his n hers at gti. Except mine will b better he he!
Awwwww how sweet. You could have your names across the top of the windscreen too lol. Sam xxxx
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Yea except his name ain't dave and i ain't called tracey................
or kev and shazza.
Anyone who shortens my real name gets told off! Its short nuff as it is!
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Whats your real name then? let me guess. Zoe?
Sam xxxx
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nope its sarah but down here people shorten it to saz - which p's me off or sar >:(
I hate saz its so common!
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I dont mind being called shortened name Sam. Used to it now.
God I feel like sh!te. Got a stinking cold.
Sam xxxx
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I think I'm getting a cold. Cant b bothered working any1 wanna take my place??
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I think I'm getting a cold. Cant b bothered working any1 wanna take my place??
If you want to deal with a 3 yr old having a tantrum, dust and hoover the house, change all the beds, ironing, washing, cook dinner and bath and get him in bed tonight I'm on my way to sit at your desk LOL. ;)
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your on but I think '6 would have a heart attack if he came home and found me doing his dinner lol!
I have sweets in my desk.
I'm not swapping wi the pregnancy thing tho!
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yey! :-*
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your on but I think '6 would have a heart attack if he came home and found me doing his dinner lol!
I have sweets in my desk.
I'm not swapping wi the pregnancy thing tho!
Dont worry he's not back till midnight. Only got to cook for little 'un.
Sam xxxx
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I think I'm getting a cold. Cant b bothered working any1 wanna take my place??
If you want to deal with a 3 yr old having a tantrum, dust and hoover the house, change all the beds, ironing, washing, cook dinner and bath and get him in bed tonight I'm on my way to sit at your desk LOL. ;)
Sounds good to me. I have a 4 year old and a 1 year old I have to do that with then take them to the minders and go work on airplanes all night. lol. I'll be right over :)
Your childminder does nights? Oh I finish at 6pm lol. I am a childminder too but on maternity leave at the mo. Sam xxxx
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cool, cheese & tom pizza it is then. But its not fair coz if you came here you could leave now......
(13)
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where u live - I'll help you out.
Wife no good then.......
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I bet it does especially for them both. I havent considered overnight care although am registered for it. No room in my house for more beds LOL.
Sam xxxx
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where u live - I'll help you out.
Wife no good then.......
lol. I use to like my wife but I just can't stand her boyfriend if you know what I mean. Seriously though. she has lied to me a bit to much for me to trust her having the kids. I'll do what I have to do to keep them while they are young and then when they get older they can make their own choices. :)
Thats cool. As long as they are happy which I am sure they are. Difficult isn't it with kids involved. Take over everything bless 'em.
4 and 1? Same ages as these will be next year. Our son is 3 and I am pregnant with a girl.
Sam xxxx
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Thats cool. My daughter is 4 and my son is 1. Fight like cats and dogs but they sure make things fun. :)
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Thats cool. My daughter is 4 and my son is 1. Fight like cats and dogs but they sure make things fun. :)
Yeah referee was in parents job description I seem to remember LOL. Sam xxxx
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you sound like a really cool dad............
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Referee, monster exterminator, Spider killer, etc. Thanks for the compliment I try to be. :)
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Either..
Kelly Brook = Brunette
Cameron Diaz = Blonde
.... id take both
At the Same time
"Fantastic"
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nope its sarah but down here people shorten it to saz - which p's me off or sar >:(
I hate saz its so common!
Saz how is that short for Sarah ???
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Lovely brunette man with lush blue eyes!
Dinky :-*
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i like both colours! as long as there on a fit looking bird! ;D
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r us bothered if the collars don't match the cuffs?
Dinky :-*
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i dont mind if they match or not most of you ladys trim them back that much you can hardly tell the colour any way!!! :o ;D
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Hey did u know that there r five different ways of "trimming" for a lass,n u guys do nowt!
Dinky :-*
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nowt! :o
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hey must be... shaving, plucking, waxing, trimming , going to salon, or boyfriend/girlfriend by teeth removal method ;D
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hey must be... shaving, plucking, waxing, trimming , going to salon, or boyfriend/girlfriend by teeth removal method ;D
yeh, you got that right ;D
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No theres different shaves not different types of shaving-men! ;)
Dinky :-*
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Just so u know gaz!
Traditional
Half brazilian
full brazilian
hollywood
playboy
Dinky :-*
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what ever! if there tidy and on a nice lookin lass they get my vote what ever colour! lol :P
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Yes ;)
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ROFL !!!!
Okay I know I am gonna stir up bags of sh!t for this but how many of you guys shave the nether regions as well ? ;)
Trust me it pays dividends in the long run and the ladies enjoy it too... Certain areas not mentioning too much, but it does I promise you ;) ;)
;D
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have done once, but err...i was p!ssed and it was a dare. it itched bad, wouldnt do it again :-[
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LOL... Need to keep it up.... Just think of the ladies that have to do it regularly.. Doesn't take too long in the shower in the mornings.. Just remember to change the blade before doing the face as it blunts way too quick !!!
Thing is.. hair is hair no matter where it comes from.. How come it blunts quicker if utiliised twice.. Plus.. Shaving the *blushes* gonads doesn't seem right if I shave my face afterwards, hence changing blades..
Sheesh am I really typing this or is it a matrix flashback ? ;)
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to be honest we should prob wind this one up quick. i would not use the razor twice! dont want to get a cut in either area to be honest either. ;)
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to be honest we should prob wind this one up quick. i would not use the razor twice! dont want to get a cut in either area to be honest either. ;)
LOL that would hurt. Ummmmm idea when hubby is asleep later. ;D :P
Sam xxxx
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hehe! would he cry like a baby? ;)
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hehe! would he cry like a baby? ;)
No probably get me back. I need some ideas to hurt him as I will be giving birth soon and he keeps saying I am wimp and you men would find it easy and us women just moan when it cant hurt that much. LOL. ::)
Sam xxxxx
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withdraw all sex and domestic services for a month. should sort him out, dont say i said tho ;) lol!
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withdraw all sex and domestic services for a month. should sort him out, dont say i said tho ;) lol!
Tried that but I cant go that long without sex LOL. Sam xxxx
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yeah that is the only drawback i suppose, hmm...go with the no dinner one then! ;)
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To be perfectly honest, you ladies have a far greater pain threshold than us men.. To go through childbirth is a miracle to behold and something that I have witnessed three times. If we men had to endure that I am sure the world would have to know it and captivated on video for everyone to see and drink beers over !!!
GO GIRLS !!
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got a point, i suppose! ;)
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To be perfectly honest, you ladies have a far greater pain threshold than us men.. To go through childbirth is a miracle to behold and something that I have witnessed three times. If we men had to endure that I am sure the world would have to know it and captivated on video for everyone to see and drink beers over !!!
GO GIRLS !!
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nice comment but you so said that wiv your tongue in cheek, im sure your very dissapointed that you cant go through it all yourself! hehe. How can this subject of started wiv a smutty poll bout blondes an brunettes, then end up discussin mummy an daddy techniques!! aaahhh how sweet! :P
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read mint or modded under chat quite long but thats even worse!
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i'l save that for a more rainy day than today cause it's gettin late an ruggers on at 9! :D
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I've always liked.
"Do you mind if I slip into something more comfortable.........YOU?.
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I've always liked.
"Do you mind if I slip into something more comfortable.........YOU?.
'That dress looks great. Would look even better on my bedroom floor.'
Heard 'em all ::)
Sam xxxx
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LOL good darts sam
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To be perfectly honest, you ladies have a far greater pain threshold than us men.. To go through childbirth is a miracle to behold and something that I have witnessed three times. If we men had to endure that I am sure the world would have to know it and captivated on video for everyone to see and drink beers over !!!
GO GIRLS !!
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nice comment but you so said that wiv your tongue in cheek, im sure your very dissapointed that you cant go through it all yourself! hehe. How can this subject of started wiv a smutty poll bout blondes an brunettes, then end up discussin mummy an daddy techniques!! aaahhh how sweet! :P
yeah, but think about the pain women put us through. makes up for childbirth....
Tin
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;D
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To be perfectly honest, you ladies have a far greater pain threshold than us men.. To go through childbirth is a miracle to behold and something that I have witnessed three times. If we men had to endure that I am sure the world would have to know it and captivated on video for everyone to see and drink beers over !!!
GO GIRLS !!
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nice comment but you so said that wiv your tongue in cheek, im sure your very dissapointed that you cant go through it all yourself! hehe. How can this subject of started wiv a smutty poll bout blondes an brunettes, then end up discussin mummy an daddy techniques!! aaahhh how sweet! :P
yeah, but think about the pain women put us through. makes up for childbirth....
Tin
LOL. Yeah OK whatever you say. ;) Sam xxxx