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Title: golf on ebay
Post by: Sugar79 on 29 November 2005, 19:48: why is the writing in red, written in really bad chav!!! it took me ages to read it and i still don't think i understand what it says!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MOD-VW-GOLF-GTI-16V-n-ecort2cars-4-one-swap-px_W0QQitemZ4593235981QQcategoryZ9873QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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Post by: GazB on 29 November 2005, 19:53: WTF, random but at least your girl won't find da reciept :grin:
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Post by: rabbit_mk1 on 29 November 2005, 19:55: looks like someone has tried to set the passengers side sill on fire!
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Post by: Sugar79 on 29 November 2005, 19:55: I think he is asking for people to cheat on there other halfs if they buy the car off him lol
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Post by: GazB on 29 November 2005, 20:07: Hotels will be going bust as people q up for this
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Post by: Sugar79 on 29 November 2005, 20:12: ^^^ :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: vwagain on 30 November 2005, 01:40: da damage dnt look bad ad also gt da escort wit da Golf so da high bider/ gd swap or pxÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â gts 2 tak 2 cars home. am lookin 4 a nxt spoty boyracer so if u gt 1 ad u wod b intresd in swap 4 both of da cars let me no ASAP. da Golf is lemo black al round so if u gt a bird ad u cnt tak her 2 a hotel or u tink u miss wil find recipt of were u been den gt ur bids ad swapin goin cos u dnt need no recipt in da car happy bidin mail me bout infor 4 da escortÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â

THANKS FOR L()()KINGÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â Eh?????????????Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â This tosser needs a smack in da face!!!!

Stu
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Post by: [han] on 30 November 2005, 07:37: omg!!! what an absolute to55er...
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Post by: Judderi on 30 November 2005, 09:00: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser!
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Post by: Fielder5757 on 30 November 2005, 09:34: Im tempted to but it just for those rims tho!!! SEXY AS! imagen what they would be like on my dub :)
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Post by: RandomJord on 30 November 2005, 11:36: Iv figured it, try reading it with a jamaican/yardy style accent
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Post by: Len on 30 November 2005, 11:43: Yea right! But who wrote the first sane bit?????

Maybe he scizhoid.
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Post by: RandomJord on 30 November 2005, 11:50: Possibly, he is a jamaican yardy after all, full of weed an coke an the daily mail says that makes you schizophrenic so it is so true
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Post by: Fielder5757 on 30 November 2005, 11:55: i just e-mailed him to ask how the fire started :)
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Post by: Mk1Mad J - 16v on 30 November 2005, 12:30: Id like to buy it, rip the engine out then finish that fire off on his drive :evil:
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Post by: Len on 30 November 2005, 12:45: Quote from: RandomJord on 30 November 2005, 11:50
full of weed an coke an the daily mail says that makes you schizophrenic so it is so true

I didnt realise I had a split personality too!!!! :grin:
Title: Re: golf on ebay
Post by: Fielder5757 on 30 November 2005, 15:39: :| ive just noticed the second spoiler on the escort, look very cairfully at the top of the rear hatch :O
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Post by: Mr Blue on 30 November 2005, 16:02: i think the ebayer is takin the piss out of chavs :rolleyes:
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Post by: Fielder5757 on 30 November 2005, 18:24: HAHAH!!! Read the reply he sent me:

em: MOD VW GOLF GTI 16V n ecort2cars 4 one /swap/px (4593235981)
This message was sent while the listing was active.
andre4168 is the seller.

sam 1 try petro bomb cos da car look over sexy. is just on da door all u need is spary it
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Post by: VR6_ROB on 30 November 2005, 18:30: lol what a wayne kerr
that escort spoiler on roof is stupid aswell
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Post by: Lewy on 30 November 2005, 21:04: Quote from: vwagain on 30 November 2005, 01:40
da damage dnt look bad ad also gt da escort wit da Golf so da high bider/ gd swap or pxÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â gts 2 tak 2 cars home. am lookin 4 a nxt spoty boyracer so if u gt 1 ad u wod b intresd in swap 4 both of da cars let me no ASAP. da Golf is lemo black al round so if u gt a bird ad u cnt tak her 2 a hotel or u tink u miss wil find recipt of were u been den gt ur bids ad swapin goin cos u dnt need no recipt in da car happy bidin mail me bout infor 4 da escortÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â

THANKS FOR L()()KINGÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â Eh?????????????Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â This tosser needs a smack in da face!!!!

Stu

Yo! Dat ain't nice bruvva, is biyatches will get nuff angry, and prob brock up dah motah you is drivin', Im's a bad bwoy, and don't you go forgetting it B! :huh: :laugh:Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â :huh:

Sh1t, sorry I slipped into my 'depraived as a child, got no ciggys, nothing to do round here, me mum don't like me' mode!

Quote from: Fielder on 30 November 2005, 15:39
:| ive just noticed the second spoiler on the escort, look very cairfully at the top of the rear hatch :O

Don't go getting any ideas now!
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Post by: Fielder5757 on 01 December 2005, 00:51: na not my style, instead im gonna bolt a halfauds aluminium spoiler ontop of a GTI spoiler, then a supra spoiler ontop of that, then a roof scoop ;) :P
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Post by: jettaTx on 01 December 2005, 01:25: How bout 2 roof vents that would look absolute toss!! :laugh:
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Post by: golf gti 16valve on 01 December 2005, 01:37: how about everyone ask him some stupid questions about it lol, wind him up
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Post by: Lewy on 01 December 2005, 09:59: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I asked him about a buy it now price, are you sat down? Ãƒâ€šÃ‚£850-900 he wants for it, what an illiterate joker!!
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Post by: Fielder5757 on 01 December 2005, 13:22: Id give him Ãƒâ€šÃ‚£400 for it so i could nick the rims and sell the bumpers on e-bay :P
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Post by: Mk1Mad J - 16v on 01 December 2005, 14:46: Quote from: Fielder on 01 December 2005, 13:22
Id give him Ãƒâ€šÃ‚£400 for it so i could nick the rims and sell the bumpers on e-bay :P

We could get together on this :tongue: I'll have the engine, grearbox & brakes

Any takers on the interior :huh:
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Post by: Fielder5757 on 01 December 2005, 15:05: ill take the rims and black carpet :smiley: Oh and ill take the rear disks too if nobody wants em :smiley:
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Post by: Mk1Mad J - 16v on 01 December 2005, 15:34: Quote from: Fielder on 01 December 2005, 15:05
ill take the rims and black carpet :smiley: Oh and ill take the rear disks too if nobody wants em :smiley:

I've already claimed the brakes :laugh:
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Post by: Fielder5757 on 01 December 2005, 15:35: lol ok :P

You seen the other car hes selling, the Polo?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1996-VOLKSWAGEN-POLO-GLX-GREEN_W0QQitemZ4593279621QQcategoryZ9873QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: golf on ebay
Post by: Mk1Mad J - 16v on 01 December 2005, 15:55: I couldn't resist it :evil:

Question from jasonmk1j
Item: 1996 VOLKSWAGEN POLO GLX GREEN (4593279621)
This message was sent while the listing was active.
jasonmk1j is a potential buyer.
Hello mate,

I've seen a couple of your auctions and i have to say i love the way you write your descriptions - is there any chance you could teach me this new and interesting adaptation of the english language. thanks

   Item Details
Item name:    1996 VOLKSWAGEN POLO GLX GREEN
Item number:    4593279621
End date:    05-Dec-05 00:02:01 GMT
View item description:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4593279621&sspagename=ADME:B:AAQ:UK:1
Thank you for using eBay
http://www.ebay.co.uk/
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Post by: Mr Blue on 01 December 2005, 16:45: that polo add is sooo crap. cant believe people still go on lik dat u gt me blud :rolleyes:

ohh and the frotn pannels looks diffrent colours :wink:

thafe :tongue:
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Post by: eyeletboy on 01 December 2005, 16:48: WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT? IT MUST BE A JOKE? SURELY? :rolleyes: :nerd:
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Post by: Mk1Mad J - 16v on 01 December 2005, 17:21: Response from andre4168
Item: 1996 VOLKSWAGEN POLO GLX GREEN (4593279621)
This message was sent while the listing was active.
andre4168 is the seller.

yes mate just get a book on pen and ill teach you!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: Jet on 06 December 2005, 11:03: reply should have read

sre blud wachya do is tlk lyk a cmplte twt drp lttrs an spl wrds bd thn all wll no u is a chv twt pce out!

Jet :smiley: