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Title: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 27 November 2005, 18:35
Ok, some of the older members will remember my bro Ed (veedub8v)....Well, we were both heading out today to see my old man to go for lunch, as we walked down to the car park we heard an alrm going off, so we picked up the pace, as we got to my bro car my he "unlocked" it, although it locked.....and at that point, a bloke sat up inside, got out and said..

"sorry mate, wrong car"

And fooking pegged it, dropping all the change he had nicked on the way :laugh: think being a sixfootsix giant i scarred the sh!t out of his drugged up arse..... :grin:

anyway, rang the police and they were there within 5minutes :shocked: police dog and all....well, we got the duty police officer of the day and she requested that a helocopter search the area from the air as the guy would have still been in the run, sirens tend to do that :rolleyes:....

and funniest thing, one of the guys that my housemate works with got arrested or attempted robbery as he fitted the description.... :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: VeeDubGTI16v on 27 November 2005, 18:44
your joking!! why didnt you chase after him!! what damage has been done to his car?
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 27 November 2005, 18:46
somehow he got in without doing any damage apart from bending the door pin......we could have chased after him but i was on the phine to the police and my bro was slightly stunned...

although a fellow dubber came to the rescue aswell, had a nice blue 8v (mk2 of course)
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: VeeDubGTI16v on 27 November 2005, 18:48
he needed booting in the head with some steel toecaps :evil: pikey scum :angry: so nothing got nicked? sounds like you turned up at the right time
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 27 November 2005, 18:51
he must have been in the car lass than five minutes, all he got was the change in to door pocket....just he dropped all of it as he ran off.... :laugh:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 27 November 2005, 20:35
Thats a sh!t mate, hope there's no damage, f**king wayne kerrs need their hands cutting off  :angry:
Anyway mix, your not really a giant and you look like beavis  :laugh:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: [han] on 27 November 2005, 20:38
 :angry:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Mr Blue on 27 November 2005, 20:40
you had the chance to f**k someone over and you should have used it :evil:

glad theres no damage :angry:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Cra1g on 27 November 2005, 20:58
Sorry I dont understand...

Someone went into your brother car, his property, and you did nothing?

Damn man no offence like but what the f**k are you on, scared of the guy? Scared of getting arrested?

Batter the thingy, I have NO quarms with doing it myself if someone is invading my car or home.

See I canna understand why you'd call the police, batter the guy and then call them stating he fell over as he attempted to run from the car, they cant proove sh!t, and TBH most coppers I know would turn a blind eye.

And glad no damage to your bro's motor man.

Cra1g
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 27 November 2005, 21:04
Anyway mix, your not really a giant and you look like beavis :laugh:

ahaha...your just jealous cos you have only just broken the 5 foot mark.... :laugh: :kiss:

I would have done something, but i haven't seen someone run so f**king fast in their life....and there aint no point giving chase when he runs onto the train tracks, hoep the f**k*r got fried or squashed...
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Fielder5757 on 27 November 2005, 21:06
although a fellow dubber came to the rescue aswell, had a nice blue 8v (mk2 of course)

VEEDUB LOVE strikes again :)
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 27 November 2005, 21:34
indeed it does, he had a nice car, ralleye fornt end, avecs (i think) luch blue, leather interior etc etc...
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Martz on 27 November 2005, 21:54
To be fair it is easy to get into most cars if you know how (not that I do). I know a guy who doe it for a living, as car keys are miss placed and locked in cars he has various easy ways to access.

Sorry to hear that anyway Mix. Shot gun fire are my words of advice (and thats not at VR :tongue:)
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 27 November 2005, 21:59
:grin:

im thinking of buying an asp :evil:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Martz on 27 November 2005, 22:00
Does that led to an ASBO? :grin:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 27 November 2005, 22:01
dunno.....will lead to one less chav muthaf**k*r on the streets...
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Martz on 27 November 2005, 22:04
Hit em on the head with a baseball bat! Prevention is better than a cure! :smiley:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 27 November 2005, 22:18
:grin:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 27 November 2005, 22:35
Anyway mix, your not really a giant and you look like beavis :laugh:

ahaha...your just jealous cos you have only just broken the 5 foot mark.... :laugh: :kiss:


5 ft 10 and 12 stone, so i haven't got nothing to worry about  :laugh: :laugh: :kiss:
Seriously though, you would of felt much better giving him a punch  :laugh:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 27 November 2005, 22:46
:rolleyes:

most likely....
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Len on 28 November 2005, 09:46
Yea dead easy to get in a Mk 2 aint it Rich!!! :wink: :grin:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Neaty on 28 November 2005, 13:17
bar steward! lets just hope the fecker gets arrested
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 28 November 2005, 13:33
Sorry I dont understand...

Someone went into your brother car, his property, and you did nothing?

Damn man no offence like but what the f**k are you on, scared of the guy? Scared of getting arrested?

Batter the thingy, I have NO quarms with doing it myself if someone is invading my car or home.

See I canna understand why you'd call the police, batter the guy and then call them stating he fell over as he attempted to run from the car, they cant proove sh!t, and TBH most coppers I know would turn a blind eye.

And glad no damage to your bro's motor man.

Cra1g

your a cock.
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 28 November 2005, 13:38
purely cos i dunno how many dealings u have had from drugged up pikey mothers and believe i recognise someone as hi as a kite when i see it, but this guy was not nice and he had some 'tools' that i wasnt  willing to get stabbed with. i have dealt with druggies before and they are unpredicatable and as nothing was nicked and there was no damage wats the point. i would lve to batter the f**king thingy but at th end of the day i lke my face.  and besides for me it has career repercussions that would seriously ruin me. any way he will get his dues.........
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Neaty on 28 November 2005, 13:41
^^^^last 2 posts - outstanding! first one straight to the point, no f**king about!  :grin:
i shouldnt laugh coz ur car got broken into but that was just funny
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 28 November 2005, 13:52
lol! its just as much as i would like to beat him it aint gonna happen and i dont take to kindly to pople that dont know me asking wat im on......
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Neaty on 28 November 2005, 13:57
well we could all say, "oh you should of tied him up until the police came..or you should of gave him a kicking" but if i was in that situation i would of shouted at him but prob from some distance!!  :grin:
But when you are actually in that situation its mostly gona be dealing with the shock that some fecker is in my car that shouldnt be! never mind giving to him what he deserves!
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 28 November 2005, 14:01
exactly i did pull the door open and ask him wat the f**k he thought he was doing. i think he was more surprised to see me than i was to see him! i did try locking him in but he just pulled the pin up and got out!
funny thing is he apologised!?!?!?
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Neaty on 28 November 2005, 14:06
ha ha, what a clown, "err sorry for breaking in to your car, i didnt mean it!"

here's one for you! "you should of bundled him into the boot then taken him to the cop shop"
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Cra1g on 28 November 2005, 15:46
Veedub8v: Who the f**k are you calling a cock?

I was simply putting in my opinion as everyone else did, and in my opinion I could not of stood their and did nothing?

Reprocutions, that I understand, and have no question about it.

And you mentioned you don't take kindly to people asking you what your on, I didn't ask it in a derogative sense, so dont be a prick, shouting your mouth off.

Who the f**k are you to say that to me? Do you know me? Do you know all the people that have posted to this topic?

Probably not, so how can you type a reply such as that.

Just because you never agreed with my opinion/staement does not give you the right to call me a cock.

Grow up you immature prick, and get a grip, its a forum, if you dno't want people "who dont know you" to answer, f**k off somewhere else?

Tosser
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: VeeDubGTI16v on 28 November 2005, 16:25
easy craig :grin:































cock :tongue:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: ...joe on 28 November 2005, 16:52
Veedub8v: Who the f**k are you calling a c*ck?

you i believe

I was simply putting in my opinion as everyone else did, and in my opinion I could not of stood their and did nothing?

fair enough point

And you mentioned you don't take kindly to people asking you what your on, I didn't ask it in a derogative sense, so dont be a prick, shouting your mouth off.

well it came across derogatively so as its his car that was broken into he's bound to be a bit annoyed at your comment.

Who the f**k are you to say that to me? Do you know me? Do you know all the people that have posted to this topic?

Probably not, so how can you type a reply such as that.

who are you that he shouldn't say that to you? no he doesn't know you just like you don't know him, and apart from han i believe he does know all the other people who have replied to this topic

Just because you never agreed with my opinion/staement does not give you the right to call me a c*ck.

Grow up you immature prick, and get a grip, its a forum, if you dno't want people "who dont know you" to answer, f**k off somewhere else?

Tosser

fair enough point,if put a little agressively but at the end of the day, like i said, he's the one that got his car busted into and surely you can see why he reacted like that.
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 28 November 2005, 16:56
I love it when a topic gets juicey and i haven't even said anything.  :cool:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Mr Blue on 28 November 2005, 17:10
love a good forum fight myself :cool:


fight fight fight  :cool: :cool: :cool:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Martz on 28 November 2005, 17:13
Go get em tiger! :evil: I mean Tigger!

Craaaaaaigg Davvvid

(Only kidding by the way Craig)

Lets have the first GolfGti Death Match! :laugh:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Mr Blue on 28 November 2005, 17:15
purely cos i dunno how many dealings u have had from drugged up pikey mothers and believe i recognise someone as hi as a kite when i see it, but this guy was not nice and he had some 'tools' that i wasnt  willing to get stabbed with. i have dealt with druggies before and they are unpredicatable and as nothing was nicked and there was no damage wats the point. i would lve to batter the f**king thingy but at th end of the day i lke my face.  and besides for me it has career repercussions that would seriously ruin me. any way he will get his dues.........

nicely said. crackheads can be a handfull
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 28 November 2005, 17:40
right craig if you have taken offence then take offence i dont really care. and i do know quite a few people on this forum as i have been on it a good while longer than you. but all that is no big thing cos you dont know me either.

im just pissed is all so i really dont care. i can call whoever i like a cock. and like wise if anyone thinks im a cock then they are entitled to think that.


where is vr6 lets bring back the bad old days!!!

(joking jv)

 
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Cra1g on 28 November 2005, 17:42
Fair point.

Hope ya motor is ok.

Cra1g
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Lewy on 28 November 2005, 17:45
"Now play nicely or I'll bang your bloody heads together" Thats what my Mum used to say to me and my bro.

 :wink: :laugh: :wink:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 28 November 2005, 17:47
ok yeah its ok ta

*ed extends his hand to make peace b4 he gets kicked by jv cos my 1st post in ages was uncharacteristcally lairy...........*

sorry for the disappointment guys..................................... however if i find a pikey scumbag mofo your all welcome round mine for a forum kick off/battering/stress relief/good ol' vigilante mayhem session
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Martz on 28 November 2005, 17:48
"Now play nicely or I'll bang your bloody heads together" Thats what my Mum used to say to me and my bro.

 :wink: :laugh: :wink:

Or a fence post eh Lewy! :wink:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Cra1g on 28 November 2005, 17:53
And I know its no excuse but I recently lost my job, and in a rather angry mood.

Soz man, I aint normally that lairy either, my bad, and soz for whats got to be THE worst 1st impression ever.

Cra1g
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: ...joe on 28 November 2005, 17:54
"Now play nicely or I'll bang your bloody heads together" Thats what my Mum used to say to me and my bro.

 :wink: :laugh: :wink:

Or a fence post eh Lewy! :wink:

ha ha yeah watch out for lewy, oooh he bad!!! :laugh:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 28 November 2005, 17:57
And I know its no excuse but I recently lost my job, and in a rather angry mood.

Soz man, I aint normally that lairy either, my bad, and soz for whats got to be THE worst 1st impression ever.

Cra1g

lol likewise mate sorry about the job

*fences mended*
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Lewy on 28 November 2005, 18:12
"Now play nicely or I'll bang your bloody heads together" Thats what my Mum used to say to me and my bro.

 :wink: :laugh: :wink:

Or a fence post eh Lewy! :wink:

You sooo right, I'm a bad fence post weilding mutha (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/ifpt999/mr-t.png)




Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 28 November 2005, 18:16
:grin:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 28 November 2005, 20:14
ahhh maaannnn....was out all day and couldn't join the fun...
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 29 November 2005, 00:38
Yeah you wimps, you should of punched him  :laugh: :laugh: :kiss:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 29 November 2005, 13:56
Yeah you wimps, you should of punched him :laugh: :laugh: :kiss:

not that u would have had to cos who would break into a people carrier.............. :grin:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Neaty on 29 November 2005, 16:05
Yeah you wimps, you should of punched him :laugh: :laugh: :kiss:

not that u would have had to cos who would break into a people carrier.............. :grin:

burn!!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 29 November 2005, 16:45
 :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:  :grin:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Neaty on 29 November 2005, 16:48
didnt even see it coming! :shocked:

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Fielder5757 on 29 November 2005, 17:33
wow an argument...and it had nothing to do with me, Dubby, Slick or Dinx :)
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Fielder5757 on 29 November 2005, 17:36
purely cos i dunno how many dealings u have had from drugged up pikey mothers and believe i recognise someone as hi as a kite when i see it, but this guy was not nice and he had some 'tools' that i wasnt willing to get stabbed with. i have dealt with druggies before and they are unpredicatable and as nothing was nicked and there was no damage wats the point. i would lve to batter the f**king thingy but at th end of the day i lke my face. and besides for me it has career repercussions that would seriously ruin me. any way he will get his dues.........

At my old job while i was at college (tescos) i had to deal with drugged up people all the time. Even the smallest people can be dangerious in a fight, they wouldnt think twice about stabbign sombody if it ment getting there goal. So i can respect you for not going after him :)
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: benross on 29 November 2005, 17:50
Would it be a good thing to catch some little f**ker breaking into your car?

I always think it would be good to catch the little bast**ds...but... I know id be up for manslaughter a couple of days later!!!
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 29 November 2005, 18:11
Yeah you wimps, you should of punched him :laugh: :laugh: :kiss:

not that u would have had to cos who would break into a people carrier.............. :grin:

True, i can't see anyone wanting to break into my k reg polo either  :laugh:
But then why would anyone want to break into an old j reg 8 VALVE driver *cough* sorry gti, not exactly a sports car or even a hot hatch is it?  :laugh: :evil:
Maybe he was looking for some bum fun with you?  :shocked: :laugh: :kiss:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Martz on 29 November 2005, 18:16
Yeah you wimps, you should of punched him :laugh: :laugh: :kiss:
True, i can't see anyone wanting to break into my k reg polo either  :laugh:
But then why would anyone want to break into an old j reg 8 VALVE driver *cough* sorry gti, not exactly a sports car or even a hot hatch is it?  :laugh: :evil:
Maybe he was looking for some bum fun with you?  :shocked: :laugh: :kiss:

When did that happen! I thought the wit of Ollie Reed was dead! Maybe not! :tongue:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 29 November 2005, 20:04
Yeah you wimps, you should of punched him :laugh: :laugh: :kiss:

not that u would have had to cos who would break into a people carrier.............. :grin:

True, i can't see anyone wanting to break into my k reg polo either :laugh:
But then why would anyone want to break into an old j reg 8 VALVE driver *cough* sorry gti, not exactly a sports car or even a hot hatch is it? :laugh: :evil:
Maybe he was looking for some bum fun with you? :shocked: :laugh: :kiss:
Only because he realised you were hung up on your love for pete (modulator to anyone that remembers,...)
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 29 November 2005, 20:37
Now now, don't start getting jealous again..  :laugh:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 29 November 2005, 20:43
Well, i try not to, but i just can't resist myself :laugh:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 30 November 2005, 03:15
well i know im so damn hot even my own sex cant resist me im used to it now i just live with it........ :grin:

and yeah im puzzled as to why he would break in aswell, must be to do with the 'torque lower down the rev range so quicker than a 16v'  :wink: :grin: :tongue: thing and he wanted to find out for himself by taking it for a drive.......

ive heard kreg polos are hardcore??

can i just point out mix doesnt even have a car..........
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Martz on 30 November 2005, 07:59
can i just point out mix doesnt even have a car..........

No need to rub it in. I did try a thread for everyone to donate cash for a new car, but I think we only raised a fiver! :grin:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Fielder5757 on 30 November 2005, 09:36
Oi, Martz....Rip off my signature why dont you  :laugh:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Martz on 30 November 2005, 12:38
 :tongue: 
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Veedubgt18v on 30 November 2005, 13:12
can i just point out mix doesnt even have a car..........

No need to rub it in. I did try a thread for everyone to donate cash for a new car, but I think we only raised a fiver! :grin:

how did i not hear about this fiver??? that 3 pints near enough in the uni bar. or 5 shots of anything. :grin:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 30 November 2005, 13:13
can i just point out mix doesnt even have a car..........

No need to rub it in. I did try a thread for everyone to donate cash for a new car, but I think we only raised a fiver! :grin:

:cry:

that fiver went towrds a few drinks :wink:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 30 November 2005, 13:16
^^^ bit vain ain't it?  :undecided: :rolleyes:

edit: hummm a good few posts have been erased since that was posted...  :undecided:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: Martz on 30 November 2005, 17:53
^^^ bit vain ain't it?  :undecided: :rolleyes:

Whats vein? A fiver or my sig thats taking the urine out a fellow member? :grin:
Title: Re: Pikey, muthaf**king, scumbag arsewipes......
Post by: mix on 01 December 2005, 00:09
^^^ bit vain ain't it?  :undecided: :rolleyes:

edit: hummm a good few posts have been erased since that was posted... :undecided:

they have....