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Title: yum yum
Post by: wag,en,volks on 09 November 2005, 11:28: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-GTI-GREEN-MEAN-MACHINE_W0QQitemZ4586300556QQcategoryZ :lipsrsealed:
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Post by: Judderi on 09 November 2005, 11:30: Hmmm Nice! :wink:

:grin:

CHAV!
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Post by: sportline_velly on 09 November 2005, 11:38: wot he said ^^^^^ lol :grin:
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Post by: Judderi on 09 November 2005, 11:39: Wouldent a barge with a bonet scoop just suck in water and flood the engine?
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Post by: topher on 09 November 2005, 11:41: haters.

its lovely, ill bid on it :huh:
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Post by: Sugar79 on 09 November 2005, 11:43: OMG.. somebody buy it!!!!! :shocked:

and strip it back to normal!!!!! poor car.. i can see it crying like the old vw advert :cry:
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Post by: wag,en,volks on 09 November 2005, 12:13: I dont mean to seem judgemental but ,if you like d that check this bad boy...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vw-golf-a-complete-one-off_W0QQitemZ4587478853QQcategoryZ9873QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
:shocked:
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Post by: Rhyso on 09 November 2005, 12:19: oh dear god...................... :shocked:
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Post by: Len on 09 November 2005, 12:20: I thought it was quite nice at first, until i clicked on the other pics and saw those "graphics"!!!!!

YUK!!!

If it went for the current price it would be worth it for some of the bits on it!

But put it back? Too much work!
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Post by: Len on 09 November 2005, 12:22: Fielder would like both of them! :evil:

:grin:
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Post by: Sugar79 on 09 November 2005, 12:27: on my god... i dont know which one is worse!!!! :shocked:
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Post by: golfpro on 09 November 2005, 12:40: Would to buy both.....

.....and crash them into eachother, distroying all the evidence in the 'tragic' fire that followed! :evil:
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Post by: Bazzer on 09 November 2005, 12:56: The green one cruises at 130?? Yeah right!! Standard 8v?? Mine can just about make 120 top!! and Mine's not weighed down with all that crap!! :grin: :grin:
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Post by: jv on 09 November 2005, 13:23: "With this car, it has been the matter of fixing it when it breaks down" eh? :huh:

HURD indeed :grin:
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Post by: HARDCOR3 on 09 November 2005, 13:34: SH!T, i wish i hadn't looked, now i'm gonna have to scrap all my smoothing plans and get me a roof tip spoiler like the green 1, then throw a bit of cheap chrome plastic on and i'm there, i'll have the perfick pile of sh!te....... :grin: :grin: :laugh:
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Post by: Neaty on 09 November 2005, 13:35: I cant decide which one wins........its a draw, the both lose!

absalute disasters the pair of them, the second one has been done on budget! halfrauds special!
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Post by: HARDCOR3 on 09 November 2005, 13:39: he certainly didn't splash out on his 14's....... :grin:
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Post by: tobz. on 09 November 2005, 13:46: Quote from: jv on 09 November 2005, 13:23
"With this car, it has been the matter of fixing it when it breaks down" eh? :huh:

I think what he's saying is who cares if it sounds like a bag of spanners just keep driving it until it really breaks!!!
Jeez some people just don't have a clue!
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Post by: Agreeable Slick on 09 November 2005, 13:58: question to number one... "Just how does it cruise at 130mph?? The revs would be at about 6.5k-7k and its only a standard 8v, so only good for about 115bhp max, especially with all that weight bolted on. Please do enlighten me."

:cool:
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Post by: HARDCOR3 on 09 November 2005, 14:10: maybee it's when he gets a back wind behind that barn door of a rear spoiler, it just glides along with the wind, or maybee it needs to cruise at 130mph off the end of a cliff and into the sea... :evil:
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Post by: Neaty on 09 November 2005, 14:11: what a fooking nugget!! :grin:
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Post by: Dinky on 09 November 2005, 14:28: well..i dont see wot all your problems are tbqfh... :rolleyes:

:lipsrsealed: yes...medication time for me...

Dinx :kiss:
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Post by: Fielder5757 on 09 November 2005, 14:28: Quote from: Len405 on 09 November 2005, 12:22
Fielder would like both of them! :evil:

:grin:

I do have SOME taist :wink:
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Post by: Bronze MK1 Cab on 09 November 2005, 16:01: We so need a sick smiley on here :laugh:

I think that second Golf is the worst that I have ever seen :shocked:
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Post by: Neaty on 09 November 2005, 16:14: Quote from: Bronze MK1 Cab on 09 November 2005, 16:01
We so need a sick smiley on hereÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â :laugh:

I think that second Golf is the worst that I have ever seenÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â :shocked:

i agree, posible the worst i have ever seen also!!
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Post by: Bronze MK1 Cab on 09 November 2005, 16:25: This one could be worse...

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=15505 :shocked: nice :tongue:
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Post by: Mk1Mad J - 16v on 09 November 2005, 17:22: Well i'm convinced that this is the future :smiley: I'm off to halfords after work for some stickers and a few bits of colourful plastic :laugh:
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Post by: Agreeable Slick on 09 November 2005, 17:23: come to the halfrauds where i work and i will knock some sense into you. :evil:
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Post by: Fielder5757 on 09 November 2005, 17:26: ^^ Yeah right, I bet you work at the ripspeed counter while making sweet love to a set of LED washer jets :wink:
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Post by: Agreeable Slick on 09 November 2005, 17:30: they did ask me if i wanted to work on the ripspeed desk.

I looked at the guy interviewing me and said i would rather eat my own faeces than work on there. So now i am on the parts desk. Manager/Interviewer couldn't stop sniggering for about 10mins. :smiley:
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Post by: Mk1Mad J - 16v on 09 November 2005, 17:32: Quote from: The Slick Effect... on 09 November 2005, 17:23
come to the halfrauds where i work and i will knock some sense into you. :evil:

Do you have any go-faster stripes in stock :evil:
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Post by: Agreeable Slick on 09 November 2005, 17:33: yes, unfortunately they are attached to my shoe. So it will go faster round your head. :evil:
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Post by: Bazzer on 09 November 2005, 17:54: Halfrauds now selling Lego and BluTak for your very own authentic Charvermobile then are they??!
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Post by: 16valve on 09 November 2005, 17:59: Errr why would anyone do that to a car? Any car??

The last one's bonnet looks like that frowning bloke off star trek Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â :shocked:

Imagine seeing it on the road or coming past at 130mph as I guess they can ALL acheive that when they have been modified in that way, Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â Caption from Max Chav Mag - "Alwight darling i've fitted the led washer jet lights, lets go for a spin at 130mph" Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â :grin:
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Post by: ...joe on 09 November 2005, 18:23: i reckon he's fitted a dial kit so it ''looks'' like he's doing 130mph. jesus some people... :rolleyes:
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Post by: mix on 09 November 2005, 18:31: VERY FAST

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Title: Re: yum yum
Post by: wag,en,volks on 09 November 2005, 20:04: think im gonna have to cancel my bids on them both if im to expect this sort of response ,your all phillistines and wouldnt know true style if it kicked you in the nads
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Post by: Agreeable Slick on 09 November 2005, 20:09: the green one ended a few hours ago with 0 bids wag :wink: :grin:
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Post by: jv on 09 November 2005, 20:22: damn, my ebay sniper must have failed on that one
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Post by: GTI EDITION (aka LTD) on 09 November 2005, 20:33: Quote from: baron,von,onone on 09 November 2005, 12:13
I dont mean to seem judgemental but ,if you like d that check this bad boy...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vw-golf-a-complete-one-off_W0QQitemZ4587478853QQcategoryZ9873QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â :shocked:

" A complete-one-off ? :huh:.......one off WHAT????...........THE WRIST??!! :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: Neaty on 10 November 2005, 09:46: Quote from: Bronze MK1 Cab on 09 November 2005, 16:25
This one could be worse...

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=15505Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â :shocked: niceÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â :tongue:

ah barryboys.co.uk, what a web site that is!
a great opportunity to see cars modified on budget!!
kenwood sticker, spinner wheel trim, stick on plastic rubbish street racing beasts!!
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Post by: Agreeable Slick on 10 November 2005, 12:00: Quote from: The Slick Effect... on 09 November 2005, 13:58
question to number one... "Just how does it cruise at 130mph?? The revs would be at about 6.5k-7k and its only a standard 8v, so only good for about 115bhp max, especially with all that weight bolted on. Please do enlighten me."

:cool:

reply to said question.

"well thats a good question my friend.if you were the buyer i would have proved it to you.you know what they say talk is cheap bye."

Nice informative chap then.
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Post by: mix on 10 November 2005, 13:33: :grin:

dodgy clock....really only 20knots....
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Post by: Judderi on 10 November 2005, 13:41: Unfortunatly there is a very similar version of the second contestent near me. I laugh everytime i pass him.