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Model specific boards => Golf mk7 => Topic started by: king monkey on 23 January 2021, 06:59

Title: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: king monkey on 23 January 2021, 06:59
Hi guys,

Was sat at home last night and thinking about some interesting test drive experiences I’ve had. Nothing else to do is there? Wondered if anyone else has any stories.

1. I turned up at an independent dealers to drive a CS. It was dark, lashing down and I didn’t know the area at all. I was a bit sceptical tbh. So imagine my surprise when I turned the corner and the fella had at least 10 CS lined up. ‘Which one was it you were interested in?’

2. First time I test drove a dsg car. I was a bit nervous. The dealer told me what to do but I couldn’t get the car to move. 10 minutes of huffing and puffing, dealer going back into the dealership etc I realised I had my foot on the brake. I kid you not! I did wonder whether I should own up but did. At least we both had a laugh. :grin:

3. I was supposed to be test driving a Golf R. Got in the passenger side as the dealer wanted to drive it out if the dealership. He eventually pulled on the motorway and was going over 100mph. He pulled off the slip road and I asked if the brakes felt similar to the PP GTI. He stamped on them nearly launching me through the windscreen. After 15 minutes or so, when he started bombing down back roads, I asked him to slow down. He pulled over and asked if I wanted to have a go. I felt too sick so said I wasn’t interested in the car anymore and went home!

Do you have any??
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: Splashalot on 23 January 2021, 07:20
Quite a while back, but anyway........test driving a bright yellow first gen Mazda 6 on a local windy mountain road when an angry  European wasp flies in through the open driver's window.  With nowhere to pull over I'm trying to remain calm and not crash on a narrow winding road whilst the salesman is absolutely freaking out squealing like a little girl (apologies to any females reading). After a few kms it eventually departed the way it entered and the salesman, acting as if nothing had happened, casually says to me "you handled that well"!

I didn't buy the car.
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: king monkey on 23 January 2021, 07:24
Probably attracted by the yellow car.  :wink:
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: Guzzle on 23 January 2021, 11:33
The only one that springs to mind is many years ago when I test drove a brand new Golf Mk4 1.4S (back then it was all the budget could stretch to  :sad:).

Anti-lock brakes were far less common then than they are today, but I got to find out how good they were when an old lady didn't spot the red light in front of her and drove straight across the front of me through the same junction I was driving through. I managed to stamp on the brakes as hard as I could and somehow missed her, but the poor sales girl sat next to me was almost in tears and couldn't believe how close we came.

I didn't buy the car. :smiley:
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: SRGTD on 23 January 2021, 11:51
Maybe not bizarre, but surprising to me at the time.

Back in the early 1980’s, I was a young 22 year old owning a lowly mk1 1.1 litre Ford Fiesta. I went to the local Ford dealer and asked if I could test drive an Escort XR3.

I was given the keys to the dealership’s managing director’s fully loaded XR3 - no questions asked - and told to take it for a spin. The salesperson didn’t come with me, and I didn’t need to show them my driving licence either. I can remember being surprised at the time that they allowed a young driver to go on an unaccompanied test drive in a ‘hot’ hatch (not hot by today’s standards, but it was then).

I wonder if a dealer would be as accommodating today if a young driver went into a dealership and asked to test drive a hot hatch.

I did end buying a new XR3; with hindsight, one of my biggest regrets was that it wasn’t a mk1 Golf GTI.
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: king monkey on 23 January 2021, 12:14
@SRGTD-There’s no way you’d be allowed on your own at that age now. You’re not even allowed on your own in a performance Golf at any age now!  :laugh:

@Guzzle- A near miss on a test drive is never good!
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: Guzzle on 23 January 2021, 12:37
No, not good at all. Worst thing is the car I ended up buying instead didn't have ABS. :embarrassed:

Fiesta Zetec. But it did have free insurance.  :wink:

Weirdly when I got my GTD I didn't bother with a test drive at all. I was so convinced I was going to like it👍
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: gixerste on 23 January 2021, 16:50
When my 340i Msport was in for a service I was sat having a coffee one of the sales team decided to take me out in an i8 just to let me see what they were like... very very nice but not practicle enough, so he then took me out in his M3 that would be coming up for sale witin the next month. Again it was very nice but as my car was remapped and pushing about 410-415 bhp and 600Nm of torque I just couldn't justifiy the extra costs involved ie buying it then extra insurance and servicing cost involed with a M car.
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: fredgroves on 23 January 2021, 17:20
I've terrified a few sales people over the years, but I'm sure its nothing new to them.

The series of various 90's "hot" hatches I tested, every one of them I gave it a good thrashing.

I think I only had one guy get out visibly trembling.

I'm a lot more sensible now - honest!  :whistle:

Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: martin998877 on 21 May 2021, 10:44
@SRGTD-There’s no way you’d be allowed on your own at that age now. You’re not even allowed on your own in a performance Golf at any age now!  :laugh:


You can do solo test drives sometimes...

I was looking to buy a 2018 GTi at a Birmingham VW dealer last week, and was just handed the key and asked how long a test drive I wanted. Much better than having the salesperson with you! I liked the car and bought it, trading in my 2016 GTi. It possibly helped that i'm in my 50's lol.
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: Sootchucker on 21 May 2021, 11:33
About the only "story" I have of a test drive funnily was just last year in-between the lockdowns. Was thinking at the time of swapping the GTI for a BMW M135i and managed to get a test drive of one at a local dealer. I asked for an extended drive but as the model at the time was so popular, he had a number of people interested in a drive so they could only give me an hour's test drive.

So off I set in though town to see what it was like in city traffic then up  dual carriageway to the motorway, as I was really wanted to see how it dealt with a 65-75mph standard motorway cruise. I'd only just joined the motorway then within about half a mile all the lanes came to a stop (bad accident ahead), and I was stuck there for 4 hours. I had to ring the sales guy and apologise but said there was nothing I could do (but it did give me a chance to check all the tech out). In the end, as the dealership would be closing, they had to extend the test drive and let me take it home for the night on the proviso that I brought it back 1st thing in the morning (which I did). So I sort of got my extended test drive after all  ;D
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: joe6 on 25 May 2021, 15:18
@SRGTD-There’s no way you’d be allowed on your own at that age now. You’re not even allowed on your own in a performance Golf at any age now!  :laugh:

@Guzzle- A near miss on a test drive is never good!
Oh yes you are! Did just that 3 weeks ago. Bit surprised mind.
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: joe6 on 25 May 2021, 15:25
Test drove a new bright yellow mg saloon with the sales manager in the front passenger seat and my wife in the back. Gave it some wellie on back roads and when we were nearly back the manager commented that his wife would not allow him to drive like that. My wife didn't say anything until we left the dealership and I can't quote her here! :grin:
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: fredgroves on 25 May 2021, 19:26
@SRGTD-There’s no way you’d be allowed on your own at that age now. You’re not even allowed on your own in a performance Golf at any age now!  :laugh:


You can do solo test drives sometimes...

Yes just wait until a global pandemic, then no sales guy wants to be shut in a car with you!
Title: Re: Bizarre Test Drive Experiences
Post by: P6GTD on 03 June 2021, 23:32
A few years ago tested a Mk2 Skoda Fabia vRS 1.4 tsi.
Drove the pants off it and the salesman asked if I was in the police. I asked why.
He said “they all drive like that”  :grin: :grin: :grin: