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Title: If you got stuck in the wilderness
Post by: bobbarley on 07 January 2015, 21:59
 :evil:
Title: Re: If you got stuck in the wilderness
Post by: VW BUSH on 07 January 2015, 23:31
Bear cos I reckon I can hit him and out run him if he does not go down :grin:
Title: Re: If you got stuck in the wilderness
Post by: Waspy on 07 January 2015, 23:47
More meat on Ray Mears if I got hungry.
Title: Re: If you got stuck in the wilderness
Post by: VW BUSH on 07 January 2015, 23:51
Quote from: Waspy on 07 January 2015, 23:47
More meat on Ray Mears if I got hungry.
Would you eat his moobs :grin:
Title: Re: If you got stuck in the wilderness
Post by: Waspy on 08 January 2015, 00:30
Quote from: VW BUSH on 07 January 2015, 23:51
Quote from: Waspy on 07 January 2015, 23:47
More meat on Ray Mears if I got hungry.
Would you eat his moobs :grin:

Got to be better than Bear's piss though  :grin:
Title: Re: If you got stuck in the wilderness
Post by: Sam on 08 January 2015, 08:46
Ray Mears. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy Bears 'extreme' take on things but if you were stuck with him I would always have that nagging feeling in the back of my mind that he was having me on. 'Are you sure crawling into this rotting dear carcass is the best way of keeping warm, I mean, we have only been lost for 6 hours and it's not even dark yet?' 'Get in Sam, before you die, you want to burden me with your death?'
Title: Re: If you got stuck in the wilderness
Post by: clipperjay on 08 January 2015, 17:21
Edd Stafford he thrives not just survives  :tongue:
Title: Re: If you got stuck in the wilderness
Post by: baka on 08 January 2015, 22:58
The 2 easiest ways to die in a survival situation. Eat something that makes you seriously sick or seriously injure yourself.

Bear Grills spends his life eating poop and jumping off cliffs, he's like the worst survivalist ever.  :smiley:
Title: Re: If you got stuck in the wilderness
Post by: VW BUSH on 11 January 2015, 16:13
who is the guy who does all the mushrooms and Cacti potions in the amazon?
Bruce Parry?