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Title: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 03 April 2014, 21:54
Missus says since I bought the new car I'm a forum addict and not banged her yet! She's now in the bedroom with a black eye :whistle:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: daz veedub on 03 April 2014, 22:24
She,ll get used to it or u might find an affair on your hands haha
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 03 April 2014, 22:36
Quote from: daz veedub on 03 April 2014, 22:24
She,ll get used to it or u might find an affair on your hands haha

Hahaaaaa :)
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: sharki786 on 04 April 2014, 17:13
Give her some!! :grin:
you making her want it baaad? :laugh:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 04 April 2014, 17:47
Quote from: sharki786 on 04 April 2014, 17:13
Give her some!! :grin:
you making her want it baaad? :laugh:

Sharki you make me lolz
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: 1.8Tgolf_Chris on 04 April 2014, 18:45
well they know the rules, car comes first
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: tweed on 04 April 2014, 20:45
Are you a man or a geek?

Go smash her brains out  :laugh:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: damien010685 on 04 April 2014, 21:34
Quote from: 1.4golf_Chris on 04 April 2014, 18:45
well they know the rules, car comes first

Depends if she's a minter or she's fit!! Plus you never smashed yer bird in the bonnet like?
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: clipperjay on 05 April 2014, 10:52
LOL we have all gone through this but like everyone else car comes first  :rolleyes: :whistle:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: barrym381 on 05 April 2014, 13:08
Quote from: clipperjay on 05 April 2014, 10:52
LOL we have all gone through this but like everyone else car comes first  :rolleyes: :whistle:
only if she is fat  :grin:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 06 April 2014, 00:14
She's a fitty  :smiley:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 07:40
WE WANT PICS!!! :grin:
pics or it never happened :evil:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: simonpolly on 06 April 2014, 10:47
Bang her in the car :grin:,problem solved
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 11:52
Quote from: simonpolly on 06 April 2014, 10:47
Bang her in the car :grin:,problem solved

oh ye. Get some dogying action going lols
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 06 April 2014, 12:12
Lolz
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 06 April 2014, 13:07
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Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: barrym381 on 06 April 2014, 13:15
sell the golf  :grin:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 13:20
Keep the golf. Barryman aint got a clue what his on about :grin:
her hair needs straightenin :laugh:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 06 April 2014, 13:21
Hahaha!!!! Brilliant  :smiley:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: barrym381 on 06 April 2014, 13:22
Quote from: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 13:20
Keep the golf. Barryman aint got a clue what his on about :grin:
her hair needs straightenin :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:  sharki a hard on is not for peeing over high walls
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 06 April 2014, 15:05
Quote from: barrym381 on 06 April 2014, 13:22
Quote from: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 13:20
Keep the golf. Barryman aint got a clue what his on about :grin:
her hair needs straightenin :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:  sharki a hard on is not for peeing over high walls

Hahaaaa
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: barrym381 on 06 April 2014, 15:21
Quote from: XMC1980 on 06 April 2014, 15:05
Quote from: barrym381 on 06 April 2014, 13:22
Quote from: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 13:20
Keep the golf. Barryman aint got a clue what his on about :grin:
her hair needs straightenin :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:  sharki a hard on is not for peeing over high walls

Hahaaaa
you better have gave her a service rather than playing with your golf  :laugh:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 16:28
Quote from: barrym381 on 06 April 2014, 13:22
Quote from: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 13:20
Keep the golf. Barryman aint got a clue what his on about :grin:
her hair needs straightenin :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:  sharki a hard on is not for peeing over high walls

TRUST!! :grin:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 16:29
Quote from: barrym381 on 06 April 2014, 15:21
Quote from: XMC1980 on 06 April 2014, 15:05
Quote from: barrym381 on 06 April 2014, 13:22
Quote from: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 13:20
Keep the golf. Barryman aint got a clue what his on about :grin:
her hair needs straightenin :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:  sharki a hard on is not for peeing over high walls

Hahaaaa
you better have gave her a service rather than playing with your golf  :laugh:

He can give her a FULL front to back service :wink:
ask her whos da daddy!!! :grin:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 06 April 2014, 17:43
Just checking there's no leaks in the boost line boys
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 17:46
Quote from: XMC1980 on 06 April 2014, 17:43
Just checking there's no leaks in the boost line boys

hahaha
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: daz veedub on 08 April 2014, 00:15
Quote from: barrym381 on 06 April 2014, 13:15
sell the golf  :grin:
. Hahaha
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: Nino on 08 April 2014, 11:22
Get rid of her!!! She needs to learn to pickup your dirty boxers after you throw them on the floor in a heat of passon jeeeeeez women these days  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 08 April 2014, 16:21
They better be her shorts cos I was in New Zealand when she sent me that! Better get a talking parrot for Christmas  :shocked:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: barrym381 on 08 April 2014, 18:48
Quote from: XMC1980 on 08 April 2014, 16:21
They better be her shorts cos I was in New Zealand when she sent me that! Better get a talking parrot for Christmas  :shocked:
just get a new gf  :grin:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 08 April 2014, 19:54
Quote from: barrym381 on 08 April 2014, 18:48
Quote from: XMC1980 on 08 April 2014, 16:21
They better be her shorts cos I was in New Zealand when she sent me that! Better get a talking parrot for Christmas  :shocked:
just get a new gf  :grin:

Is that short for golf?  :whistle:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: barrym381 on 08 April 2014, 20:13
Quote from: XMC1980 on 08 April 2014, 19:54
Quote from: barrym381 on 08 April 2014, 18:48
Quote from: XMC1980 on 08 April 2014, 16:21
They better be her shorts cos I was in New Zealand when she sent me that! Better get a talking parrot for Christmas  :shocked:
just get a new gf  :grin:

Is that short for golf?  :whistle:
no  :grin:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: Wazzzer on 13 April 2014, 22:36
moar...
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 14 April 2014, 00:17
If my girlfriend gave me a headache just because I spent more time on the car and forum than paying here attention, I'd tell her to do one!

Granted, she has a nice ass (see avatar pic) but what I want over what she wants everyday!
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: sharki786 on 14 April 2014, 20:00
Quote from: Shady Pioneer on 14 April 2014, 00:17
If my girlfriend gave me a headache just because I spent more time on the car and forum than paying here attention, I'd tell her to do one!

Granted, she has a nice ass (see avatar pic) but what I want over what she wants everyday!
shady boy thats your arse not her arse, you arse :grin:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 14 April 2014, 21:47
I wish it was my arse lol!
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: sharki786 on 14 April 2014, 23:42
Quote from: Shady Pioneer on 14 April 2014, 21:47
I wish it was my arse lol!
you would be grabbing it non stop then might even finger it aswell :sick: :grin:
Title: Re: Forum giving me a headache
Post by: XMC1980 on 16 April 2014, 00:27
Haha sharki you badman