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Title: French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 00:16
Come on French boys , give us a kiss  :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: Glen on 19 October 2003, 00:25
Is that Clio with the engine on the backseat included? u know the VR6 one? fast as f*ck an all that, but completely ridiculous.  How about that Renault Alpine thing? supercar performance if you can ever get it running long enough.
OH YES, LOL, what about that hideous BX GTI? lol PLASTIC BONNET, STYLING BY STEVIE WONDER!  LOL
BOUT 1p I reckon
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 00:26
The dealers are selling the clio v6 for 30k, 30k for a clio??? taking the piss i think.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: Glen on 19 October 2003, 00:43
30K!!!!!!!  F*ck off! U know ud have a 911 for that money and change for a fish supper on the way home!
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Post by: Overseer on 19 October 2003, 09:32
they're crap... always seem to rattle, no denying some arent quick, but build quality means they shake like f*ck

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Post by: AdamB on 19 October 2003, 10:25
I dont really dislike the cars - just the people!! ;)
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Post by: Proteus on 19 October 2003, 17:13
I dont really dislike the cars - just the people!! ;)
how mean!

contrary to popular belief, all marques have their..er.... bad representatives shall we say?  ;)
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 20:12
Yep, we've seen a few bad pricks (sorry representatives) on here  ;)
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: MK1_BOY on 19 October 2003, 20:19
Th most uncomfortable ans wobbely drive I'v ever experienced...
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 20:21
I borrowed a pug 205 a year ago, i sh!t myself doing more than 60 as it was so unstable.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 21:16
No, 911's are sh!te as they are really hard to work on!!!!
VR^man, you shat yourself in the pug doing 60 because you have never experienced those speeds before. I am also interested to hear your comments why the vr6 produces such miserable power for such a large engine. In 1982, even ford produced 160 bhp from a 2.8. Bmw 2.5 from 1985 produced 170 from just 2.5. Just admit it, although comfortable, your car is sh!te!!
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 21:19
What you talking about 8pot, my car does 180bhp, thats hardly sh!te mate. 0-60 in 7 secs is not bad for a car for 5k. Vr6 is very easy to tune, 2k for a turbo or supercharger kit. Of course my car will not do 60, top speed 25 mate  :-*  
You are a bit of a c-o-c-k aren't you?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 21:33
It was 5grand, must be nearly brand new then. Also 180 bhp must be tuned . What have you done to it?
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Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 21:36
Most vr6s produce well over the 174bhp originally stated by VW, mine has got a K&N induction kit on it. Its not super fast, but its not bad  ;)
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 21:41
Which rolling road has it been on? Surely a man with your mechanical and technical knowledge would not believe the hype on the wrapper that says it gives an extra 6 bhp do you?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 21:43
Induction kit will give about 5%, which isn't a lot, do your maths mate!
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 21:53
Yes you obviously read the box. Why dont you try that mod whereby you wrap 2 magnets around the fuel line. I've heard that gives good results.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 21:58
Yeah alright mate, if you read vw magazine regularly (which you probably don't) then you would know that the vr6s are understated as several standard ones that were put on the rolling road were actually producing 190bhp with no mods. An extra 5-6bhp is easily achievable on a 174bhp engine using a free flow induction kit.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 22:07
I do actually read all the vw mags. My car made the front cover sep 2000 The Golf
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:09
Yeah so was mine , did you see it?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: Slim Shady on 19 October 2003, 22:10
fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!

Who's coat can I hold?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:11
Looks like French cars are worth 1p then 8pot, like your mum  :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 22:11
What in the classifieds. For sale due to moving on to better and faster things
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:12
yeah your mum is  :P
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 22:15
Don't think she will be getting rid of her S3
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:16
Tell her to keep her legs shut  ;)
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 22:20
You had better go to bed know. Don't you have to pick up your dole cheque in the morning?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:21
Well no i don't, i earn over 35k a year, so kiss my cheeks  :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 22:26
35 grand and you only drive a 5 grand vr6? you must either:-
1. Employ too many rent boys.
2. Spend too much time at the pub drinking Babycham.
3. Be saving up for your reversal.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:31
Not really, its the f**king price of houses in woking, surrey. I could afford a newer car, but i like the older ones. I still would like an old mk2 16v, top motor  ;)
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 22:33
Bloody hell...I live in Woking. I do really like vr6's honest. Would you like to meet up some time, we can have a nice glass of Hardys Bristol Cream.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:34
Where abouts in woking?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 22:35
On the High Street in a flat above the Chinese Takeaway
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:36
Theres no chinese in the high street, nice one  ;)
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 22:38
Yes there is, opposite where all the assylum seekers hang out.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:40
Whats the name of it then? theres only one chinese in woking high street, is it a restaurant or a takeaway?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 22:42
THE GOLDEN STARFISH, eat in or take away
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:43
You really are a shirt lifter  :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 22:46
When can I expect to see you? Is yours the vr6 the goes round Woking with the big bass and the neons?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:47
Yep big boy  :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 19 October 2003, 22:49
Do you want to see some puppies?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 19 October 2003, 22:56
Yes please  :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: Glen on 20 October 2003, 22:54
No, 911's are sh!te as they are really hard to work on!!!!
What? . . No  . . Eh? . . . No  . . (speechless)
Who the hell who owns a 911 and works on it themselves???  You would be able to afford a spanner monkey to do the dirty bits.  And if they did do even if it was hard, why the f*ck would that make it sh*te?  Since when did you hear Clarkson on Top Gear go ''The 911 awesome power, handling and driving experience but dont bother because its really hard to work on''?????!!!!!!!
Genius. . . no really Genius
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 21 October 2003, 17:50
It is called sarcasm. Vr6 man reckoned a 205 was sh!te because they are hard to work on. That proves that he talks cr#p
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 21 October 2003, 18:04
No that proves that you are CRAP like your 205s  :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: AdamB on 21 October 2003, 18:05
GO '6!!!! I feel another evening sat watching the monitor again ;)
LMAO
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 21 October 2003, 18:10
The 205 was built like cardboard, thats a fact. Not safe to drive in at all. Would you want your kids in one? I doubt it.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 22 October 2003, 22:13
What difference does it make if you aint going to crash.In all honesty, I would prefer my missus in a golf as they are ever so feminine.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 22 October 2003, 22:14
A bit like you then sh!t stabber  :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: 8pot on 22 October 2003, 22:48
Even my missus has a better car than you. Japanese may be and according to your uninformed mates made of cardboard.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: tinman on 22 October 2003, 23:18
It is called sarcasm. Vr6 man reckoned a 205 was sh!te because they are hard to work on. That proves that he talks cr#p

no, not really he is simply living proof that many people in this forum do their own mechanical work. if that means he talks cr*p, then your talking bollox.

Tin
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: Herr_Doktor on 22 October 2003, 23:20
I've just joined this forum. Hoping to get some good technical advice and help with a 1990 Mk2 GTi that I am in the process of restoring.

I also have a 205 GTi. I love my Golf, and I love my 205. Both are very different cars. Being both grown up and in possession of a brain, I can simply accept that they are different cars made by different manufacturers with different design intentions and different engineering priorities, producing very different results.

Do you hate French cars because they're French and you are all small minded bigots? There isn't one of you who has put up a half-rational answer.

Muppets.


Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: porschepug on 23 October 2003, 08:07
I would have always taught i would find arguments regarding 'safety' on a VOLVO forum not a GTI forum TBH  ::)......

VR6 - What's the point of all these topics ? expressing some sort of inferiority complex? Such a great V6 like yours should show off how good a golf is to all those 205 boys.... why not challenge such an inferior car.. like a 205 mi16 for example? instead of talking about how good your golf is, prove it to them  ;)
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: overpar on 23 October 2003, 08:19
Yeah, my VR6 would waist an Mi 16 205.
It's completelly standerd, exerpt 4 18's.
I'll tek anyon on round a track, BRING IT ON 205's >:(
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: Rob_the_Sparky on 23 October 2003, 08:59
Don't take VR6bloke seriously, we don't...

Rob

I've just joined this forum. Hoping to get some good technical advice and help with a 1990 Mk2 GTi that I am in the process of restoring.

I also have a 205 GTi. I love my Golf, and I love my 205. Both are very different cars. Being both grown up and in possession of a brain, I can simply accept that they are different cars made by different manufacturers with different design intentions and different engineering priorities, producing very different results.

Do you hate French cars because they're French and you are all small minded bigots? There isn't one of you who has put up a half-rational answer.

Muppets.



Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 23 October 2003, 14:55
Do you hate French cars because they're French and you are all small minded bigots? There isn't one of you who has put up a half-rational answer.

Muppets.

Its very simple, if you DON'T LIKE this forum, then go and FIND ANOTHER ONE. Is your brain capable of understanding that?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 23 October 2003, 14:56
VR6 - What's the point of all these topics ? expressing some sort of inferiority complex? Such a great V6 like yours should show off how good a golf is to all those 205 boys.... why not challenge such an inferior car.. like a 205 mi16 for example? instead of talking about how good your golf is, prove it to them  

One reason, its great fun winding you up, you pissed stained old f**k*r.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: sKrEwBaLL on 23 October 2003, 14:57
If they want a real fight they should go to honestjohn's and say mondeos are crap.  Then the fireworks would really start.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 23 October 2003, 14:58
I think HonestJohn people love their citreons more.
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Post by: old_boy on 23 October 2003, 15:23
Can we slag off Saxo's now? :D
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: Rob_the_Sparky on 23 October 2003, 16:12
lol
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: kniterider on 23 October 2003, 20:01
so it looks like things may be cooling down a bit now then!, so all you non-members that have joined just a to have a go!, why dont ya all go back to your garlic website forums and leave us to our own brand of stuff as weve said before this is GOLFGTI.CO.UK!
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: crf450 on 23 October 2003, 20:13
Judging by the topics on your message board,if we stopped bugging you,you'd have nothing to talk about.
(if your last post wasn't meant to provoke a reaction please ignore this post)
           Cheers Martin
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 23 October 2003, 23:47
We've got plenty to talk about, its just fun calling you a t-w-a-t  :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: porschepug on 24 October 2003, 08:02
bla bla bla......... still, why don't you prove how much faster your vr6 is  ;) round a track?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: danhock on 24 October 2003, 11:15
I think my Mk1 will beat the Vr6.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: AdamB on 24 October 2003, 11:18
Dan, Have you got any pics of your car? - post 'em on here if you can
be nice to see it
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: tinman on 24 October 2003, 12:14
Dan, Have you got any pics of your car? - post 'em on here if you can
be nice to see it

yeah, seeing as you got deal of the century - think its time we got to see it...  8)

Tin
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: all round nice guy on 24 October 2003, 18:24
Gome on Mr vr6,i've been reading all your stupid posts about the crapness of french cars,why dont you arrange to prove the betterness of your car compared to a 1.9 or mi16 205.

If you have the bottle.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: kniterider on 24 October 2003, 20:11
im sure mr vr6 will speak for himself when he gets on, but hell cream you all! lol
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: all round nice guy on 24 October 2003, 21:47
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 24 October 2003, 23:48
Gome on Mr vr6,i've been reading all your stupid posts about the crapness of french cars,why dont you arrange to prove the betterness of your car compared to a 1.9 or mi16 205.

If you have the bottle.

You actually think a standard 1.9gti will actually beat a vr6??? you really are a thick  c-o-c-k boy.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 24 October 2003, 23:50
When are you lot going to f-u-c-k off back to your own site?
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: all round nice guy on 25 October 2003, 00:40
Like i said,prove it :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: crf450 on 25 October 2003, 00:44
Enoughs enough, I think Golf6vr (or somthing or other) is gonna spit his dummy out pretty soon. (Unless he's gonna meet me on a track day with his extra 900cc) we all should go home and leave him alown,because it's not fair how we keep picking on him.JUST LEAVE IT,
                                                                    love martin
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: MK1_BOY on 25 October 2003, 00:55
KILL THE FRENCH >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: sKrEwBaLL on 25 October 2003, 03:00
Apparently those light blue 3 wheelers that disabled people used to drive around in were made in France too.  I'd like to see one of them at a track day.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 25 October 2003, 14:07
Enoughs enough, I think Golf6vr (or somthing or other) is gonna spit his dummy out pretty soon. (Unless he's gonna meet me on a track day with his extra 900cc) we all should go home and leave him alown,because it's not fair how we keep picking on him.JUST LEAVE IT,
                                                                    love martin

You want to kiss and make up? your place or mine?
 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: stevemi16 on 25 October 2003, 17:16
I have just joined the gti forum i just like to say hello to all the pug lads and bo****ks to golfvr6. stevemi16.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: sKrEwBaLL on 25 October 2003, 19:56
Steve youve joined the wrong gti forum.  You want www.205gti.co.uk or whatever.  No-one will want to talk to you here because you drive a 205 and are therefore a muppet.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: kniterider on 25 October 2003, 23:22
right ive told you before this is GOLFGTI.CO.UK if you are a sad frenchy boy please close the page and goto www.idriveapantsfrenchcarwithnocharacter.co.uk please and make our lives a bit more pleasent, im saying this nicely as im a modurator if i waasnt youd get a round of f?@ks !

oh yeah mr vr6 wont spit his dummy out he's wiser and got a quick motor i reckon he'll just give you more of a verbal Facking as he knows his stuff!!!!!!!  lol!
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 25 October 2003, 23:48
I have just joined the gti forum i just like to say hello to all the pug lads and bo****ks to golfvr6. stevemi16.

F-U-C-K OFF
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: all round nice guy on 27 October 2003, 04:11
Full of mouth,i bet you still don't have the bottle to race one.
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 27 October 2003, 14:45
I might have done it already  :-*
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: kniterider on 27 October 2003, 19:27
ill have a racewith owt mate wether i win or lose!, the trouble is round my way near the sea air 205's only last about a week before they rot into a pile of brown stuff (rust) for some reason golfs last that much longer! hmm why is it ive got an 18yr old gti thats as so lid as new? so if i have to i will if i havent already!, up yours frenchboys
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: OmeN on 02 November 2003, 02:08
I HATE FRENCH CARS
I LOVE FRENCH WOMEN
Title: Re:French muppets again
Post by: golfvr6 on 02 November 2003, 10:22
I HATE FRENCH CARS
I LOVE FRENCH WOMEN

Ha Ha  ;D
Title: 205 GTI'S
Post by: 15 inches on 02 November 2003, 12:38
iVE HAD A LOT OF CARS OVER THE YEARS,BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO MY BELOVED MK2'S OF WHICH IVE HAD 10.AND STILL KEEP 3.
BUT.....THE 1.6 IS QUICK,THE 1.9 IS /WAS A VERY FAST CAR AND WITH GOOD HANDLIN.

ITS A PITY THEY WERE MADE OUT OF TIN FOIL AND THAT PARIS FELL AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF ....

ITS ALSO A PITY THAT SOME 'ENGLISH' PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO WEAR GERMAN FOOTBALL TOPS AT SOME OF THE SHOWS!!!

KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYIN IN A MK2.LOL ;)