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Title: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: chrisr103 on 08 December 2013, 23:40

If you need help with advertising your car on Ebay then follow the outlines of this advert & you should be fine

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Focus-rs500-replica-cars-matt-black-170bhp-5-500-not-s3-rs4-st-turbo-vxr-/221327531816?nma=true&si=UZYbnEkRs7kHX0TPpzuKWRHa00M%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557&clk_rvr_id=558055100395

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 09 December 2013, 06:36

Well that was painful this early in the morning.  :huh:

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: dubber36 on 09 December 2013, 08:05

Did his new baby write that?

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: barrym381 on 09 December 2013, 08:22

Quote from: dubber36 on 09 December 2013, 08:05

Did his new baby write that?

thats insulting kids intelligence  :laugh:

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: Poached on 09 December 2013, 12:30

Chav.

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: chrisr103 on 09 December 2013, 15:35

I cant make any sense of the advert at all.
Just from reading the first few lines it would make people not want to bother even going to see the car.

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 09 December 2013, 17:03

 :grin:

Made very little sence. Also the part at the end about you needing your own plate :S

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 09 December 2013, 18:01

Just having a sh!t trying to read that and it's given me a headache.

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: tweed on 09 December 2013, 18:09

What a cnut!!

I didnt even get half way

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: Screech16v on 09 December 2013, 18:20

Dear god  :shocked: ,i need to go and lay down now

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: Wayne on 09 December 2013, 20:35

Both the car and advert are crap :grin:

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: Exonian on 11 December 2013, 04:53

Having spent a bit of time in the mk4 section I can indeed quite easily translate that now, innit.

 :tongue:

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: wegotitugetit on 11 December 2013, 11:48

A £5000 car that looks like a £20,000 car

wow oh wow there is some numpt's out there

thought i was bad at writing lol

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: Wazzzer on 15 December 2013, 12:48

We gave this bloke a ring the other day on our lunchbreak at work. The conversation was absolutely hilarious, him telling us the Focus was sold but he's got an RS4 rep for sale, cat C though. Then an M5 lookalike, also a cat C. We also asked him what colour the cars went in the rain...

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: chrisr103 on 15 December 2013, 19:48

These ones

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-s3-look-px-or-cash-5800ono-Audi-ice-white-BMW-replica-cars-170bhp-/221294716043?pt=UK_Sports_Memorabilia_ET&hash=item338631648b&nma=true&si=749VXocOmUN6QccVBCriIoP3F%252Fc%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-e60-520d-msport-replica-px-swop-car-BMW-audi-mec-golf-s3-vrx-m3-/221282434678?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item338575fe76&nma=true&si=749VXocOmUN6QccVBCriIoP3F%252Fc%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

Says the BMW isn't Damaged repaired though

Title: Re: Guide to making a good Ebay advert for selling a car
Post by: dubber36 on 17 December 2013, 07:56

It amazes me when people take photos of the interior without cleaning it out first.

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t264/dubber36/bwm_zpsc7fe5efa.jpg) (http://s162.photobucket.com/user/dubber36/media/bwm_zpsc7fe5efa.jpg.html)