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Title: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: GolfTi on 30 October 2013, 22:09
Was queried at length about my car while filling up last Sunday by a Vicar complete with dog collar, seemed to really know his stuff. Started talking about performance pack and handling, nice guy.

Our postie told me she'd been secretly drooling over my car for a while now and could she possibly have a quick look inside, as she has been such great person over the years I obliged. Nice girl.

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Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: CraigW on 30 October 2013, 22:23
I think the obvious question here is how hot is your postie? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: 2014GTi on 30 October 2013, 22:27
I think the obvious question here is how hot is your postie? :rolleyes:
Took the words right out of my mouth  :evil: :laugh:
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: simonpolly on 31 October 2013, 10:40
I looked at this topic expecting  to find a smutty joke inside  :grin:
(as per the other 300+ people who have read it  :laugh:)
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: matchboy on 31 October 2013, 11:40
I looked at this topic expecting  to find a smutty joke inside  :grin:
(as per the other 300+ people who have read it  :laugh:)

Well it would be smutty if GolfTi got his finger out and took a pic of the hot postie!  :lipsrsealed: :whistle:
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: 2014GTi on 31 October 2013, 11:43
I looked at this topic expecting  to find a smutty joke inside  :grin:
(as per the other 300+ people who have read it  :laugh:)

Well it would be smutty if GolfTi got his finger out and took a pic of the hot postie!  :lipsrsealed: :whistle:
I agree... pictures pictures....  :grin:
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: GolfTi on 31 October 2013, 17:51
Sorry to disappoint everyone. No photos.

My postie has a great personality..... :whistle:



Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: Gnasher on 31 October 2013, 20:02
Minger then?
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: GolfTi on 31 October 2013, 20:07
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: Phil 117 on 31 October 2013, 21:07
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:

Minger then?
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: GolfTi on 31 October 2013, 21:19
OK, I'll try...



The vicar said to the (hot) postie

"That's a big package you're carrying".

"Not as big as yours" she replied knowingly.


Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: GTI_Redpath on 01 November 2013, 01:06
OK, I'll try...



The vicar said to the (hot) postie

"That's a big package you're carrying".

"Not as big as yours" she replied knowingly.

*tumbleweed*
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: Misterp on 01 November 2013, 09:08
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:

Minger then?

Can I add a policeman to this story, who thought it would be cool to pull me over to have a look around the car.
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: matchboy on 01 November 2013, 12:30
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:

Minger then?

Can I add a policeman to this story, who thought it would be cool to pull me over to have a look around the car.

Did he get his truncheon out?  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: 2014GTi on 01 November 2013, 12:51
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:

Minger then?
lol or furry ann summers handcuffs  :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes:

Can I add a policeman to this story, who thought it would be cool to pull me over to have a look around the car.

Did he get his truncheon out?  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
Post by: Misterp on 01 November 2013, 13:30
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:

Minger then?

Can I add a policeman to this story, who thought it would be cool to pull me over to have a look around the car.

Did he get his truncheon out?  :lipsrsealed:

Lmao.