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Model specific boards => Golf mk3 => Topic started by: Glen on 16 October 2003, 21:49
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Come on people, the MK3 forum's getting like the garage up top, all spanners and no play! C'mon lets hear some tales of heroic MK3 capers, or some contraversial topics. I for one are getting fed up with reading about ECU's (whatever they are). I did the fastest speed topic and the long in the tooth poll anybody else got anything to say?
Come on, especially you southerners cant all be about polishing your cars and bragging about how much your houses are worth!
>:(
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. . . sell your 'boat' and buy a mk2 then :P
:D
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umm.... i saw (and heard) a -big- seagull explode the other day when a car hit it outside the vw garage next to where i work.. pretty gross..
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'boats' going soon, got to buy an ocean liner! expanding family and that! Just gonna squeeze the last bits of fun out of it. I do wanna buy a MK2 16valva to play in though
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umm.... i saw (and heard) a -big- seagull explode the other day when a car hit it outside the vw garage next to where i work.. pretty gross..
Cool! I ran over a squirrel the other day, squashed flat, New topic, Best Roadkill! :P
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I had my car covered in the corpse and entrails of a deer 'exploded' by the Shogun speeding the other way on the A33 a few months back.
But I have a mk2 - so I'm on the wrong thread . . . . :P
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A Deer that surely is the holy grail of roadkill, I kinda like the way this is going! :o
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someone here might have hit a badger - and still have lived to tell the tale!!!!!
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lol!..
a young deer jumped out in front of me up on the quantocks at dusk time when I was learning!.. didnt scare me at all, i just braked and drove around it.. but nearly gave my dad (aka co-pilot) a heart attack.. lol
years ago i know someone who hit a deer and wrote off a montego on the a38 (taunton -> minehead road). treacherous enough road without wild animals leaping at ya! it was in the early hours.. 4am or something.. apparently there were lumps of umm.. venison steaming all over the road.. they said the rspca cleaned up the mess
cant recall hitting anything alive, but have had a few crunch moments hitting cadavers
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I nearly had a pigeon fly through my open window when I was driving along luckily it hit the wing mirror, got a mouth full of feathers though! nearly shat myself too! :D
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ohh when i was young a bird got stuck in the windscreen wipers of my dads cortina, it survived long enough to be placed in a hedgerow.. beyond that who knows.. lol
maybe we should have a roadkill poll..
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Excellent idea, like your style.
Ahh I love the smell of smouldering roadkill in the morning ;)
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ran over my mates little brothers leg in reverse. He came running up to the window as i was reversing out of is drive and me wheel caught his foot KNOCKED him to the floor and ran up halve his leg.He was ok ,ONLY A LITTLE BRUISE
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how?! and did break it?
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U ran over a childs leg!!!!! :o
Nooo not down this road please, animal based only thanks!
My mate ran over his hamster on his skateboard when he was a kid.
I keep aiming for cats but they run to bloody fast (joke!)
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i know a really gross story about a cat being run over..
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Do tell . . .
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I have got the worst road kill ever ,it inclueds a sheepdog ,xjs,my old man and i was about 13.Will only tell if you really want to no.
you have been warned
ps NO RSPCA
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We had a peugeot 504 when I was a kid - built like tanks, they made a volvo look like fibreglass kit car. But it was no match for a shire-horse. Hit one straight on and wrote the car off, bloody horse just shrugged it off and cantered down the road.
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Not a road death story (u sick fcukers :P) but there were 3 of us in a scooby wrx - ugly uk model with about 215bhp. anyway, another mate in his golf vr6 which is totally standard apart from a easier breather induction kit.
it kicked the scooby's rs....
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Do tell . . .
ok.. well this guy was a laborer of somekind (and also a bit of a stoner) and was driving his works van home late one night, and he hit a cat, he got out of the car and seeing it lying in the gutter he thought if it wasnt already dead he'd better make sure so he put it out of its misery, so did so using a shovel. now here's the nuts part.. days he later found a squished cat in the wheel arch of his car...
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I recently ran over a beaver, i thought it was very funny but ex didn't like it very much !! :)
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I wanna hear Doghairs story
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Do tell . . .
ok.. well this guy was a laborer of somekind (and also a bit of a stoner) and was driving his works van home late one night, and he hit a cat, he got out of the car and seeing it lying in the gutter he thought if it wasnt already dead he'd better make sure so he put it out of its misery, so did so using a shovel. now here's the nuts part.. days he later found a squished cat in the wheel arch of his car...
that is SUCH an urban myth!!!
Did your 'mate' also:
get struck by 'yellow lightening' - found dead with a hole in his heart surrounded by a pool of piss?
put two pencils up his nose during an exam and bang his head on the desk?
get caught with margarine on his pee pee trying to get his cat to lick it off?
Wake up in a bath full of ice with his kidney missing?
Have a room mate who was a medical student?
etc etc etc
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lol.. but i was pointed out the guy and everything! lol
http://www.messybeast.com/urbancat.htm
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lol.. but i was pointed out the guy and everything! lol
http://www.messybeast.com/urbancat.htm
what?
?SYNTAX ERROR?
;D ;D ;D
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just coming home from a relative house going past a rec .When out of no where a sheepdog ran in front of the car smashed the grill and went under my stupid old man kept going for about 500 metres and stoped look around the front of the car ,then looked under and the dog was still there .
c if u can guess what he did next?
ps anyone got any alloys for sale
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just coming home from a relative house going past a rec .When out of no where a sheepdog ran in front of the car smashed the grill and went under, my stupid old man kept going for about 500 metres and stoped look around the front of the car ,then looked under and the dog was still there .
c if u can guess what he did next?
ps anyone got any alloys for sale
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Fed it some chappie then took it for a walk?
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f?cked it and ate it?
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Chucked it in a wheely bin?
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unclipped it from its leash?
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hey when i was 11 i saw a horse run into a renault 21 estate!, total trashed it right out side my house!,
wont tell all unless any sickos wanna know but horse was front feet stuck in screen off car horse alive, driver and passenger stuck! the ultimate roadkill shame they didnt pick on summit smaller! lol
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Thats a badass roadkill story Did it live?
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well they shoot horses for breaking legs/not making jumps in steeple chasing - so you do the math
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glue factory?
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Doghair - what happened to the squashed mutt?
These alloys are coming off my car in a few weeks, they are badly kerbed so need refurbishing. interested?
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Iwas going to leave the story as it was because your endings were alot more intresting.(except one name no names). ;D
But all he done was went back and foward afew times till it fell of and just left it at the side of the road.
cheers about responding about the alloy but iam looking for some like foxs evo 4.