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Title: Permission to buy and destroy!
Post by: Martz on 17 August 2005, 13:01
All I can say is - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo   :cry:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MKII-GOLF-GTI-BLUE-17-ALLOYS-MODIFIED_W0QQitemZ4568440784QQcategoryZ9873QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: Permission to buy and destroy!
Post by: topher on 17 August 2005, 13:05
pile of sh!t. the owner needs hanging by the bollox to be used as a pinata by young mexican children high on sunny-d with cacti as pinata bats.

"i think the head gasket has gone" <- tosser.
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Post by: jv on 17 August 2005, 13:05
Truly stunning find Martz. That was the look you were planning for the Rallye wasn't it?

"BARGIN" indeed
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Post by: Judderi on 17 August 2005, 13:06
Permission Granted! Destroy the owner while y at it. Even the cat turns its arse up at it. I cant belive its got bids!
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Post by: Martz on 17 August 2005, 13:11
Lovely JV! Lost out on my Borbet wheels. That kit is interesting.
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Post by: jv on 17 August 2005, 13:19
yeah? shame as they were a steal, nevermind :)
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Post by: Agreeable Slick on 17 August 2005, 14:41
i wanna buy it, just so i can take a hammer to it when i get there and smash up his pride and joy in front of him, head gasket has gone, not part of mot errr no mate it keeps the f**king car running you dopey twit

/me prepares big pink for an outing........ :evil: :evil:
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Post by: Golfgal on 17 August 2005, 14:50
But look at pic again

Its a pussy magnet  :grin:
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Post by: Madone_si on 17 August 2005, 14:55
looks like it has been - Pimp my ride to look Cr*p...  :smiley:
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Post by: Martz on 17 August 2005, 15:14
**THIS CAR HAS GOT A CAT1 ALARM (CLIFFORD CONCEPT 500)**

As if it is really needed! :grin:

Title: Re: Permission to buy and destroy!
Post by: Fielder5757 on 17 August 2005, 15:43
Hmmm. I seem to remember that car for sale a few months back when it was black. The owner had a huge argument with me becuase he clamed he has a Scoda super chip (despite it being a 1.6 carb) Oh how i laughted at his expence  :laugh:
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Post by: Rhyso on 17 August 2005, 15:51
Chip a 1.6 carb....lol... like to see him try!!!

How about we all chip in to buy it, then we can all have the pleasure of destroying this heap of junk!!!!!!!!And the owner too  :evil:
Title: Re: Permission to buy and destroy!
Post by: Fielder5757 on 17 August 2005, 15:57
Hmmmm i was about to post a theory on how we could save the dub and sell it on, but then i realsied the poor 1.6 lump and gearbox is probally on its death bed from car park burnouts  :rolleyes:
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Post by: [han] on 17 August 2005, 15:58
smash smash smash
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Post by: Rhyso on 17 August 2005, 16:04
I'm surprised the poor Dub hasnt tried committing suicide!!   :sad:Or at least try to kill its owner....
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Post by: mk28v on 17 August 2005, 17:38
I saw that this morning at about 10ish. Its just now that I'm able to move. When people mod there cars i think that company's should have a register to see what parts people buy, If it looks suspicious then refuse custom.
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Post by: Mr Blue on 17 August 2005, 18:31
the only good thing is the colour i suppose :laugh:

was that the chaved out black one with the lex-arse lights?
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Post by: scottyboy on 17 August 2005, 18:38
surely all that body kit is weighing that poor car down to make it look lowered :rolleyes:
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Post by: Dinky on 17 August 2005, 19:14
blue..thats not even a nice blue...tbqfh... :rolleyes:
ooo..reckon martz shud take fotos while he does.. :evil:

Dinx :kiss:
Title: Re: Permission to buy and destroy!
Post by: The Hoax on 17 August 2005, 21:36
Nick the clifford security and leave the car.
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Post by: monzablue16v on 19 August 2005, 08:09
Poor golf suprisd it asn't got a Burberry interior :D :D :D :laugh:
Job Done :D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/sharemaster/chavtasticgolf.jpg)

;) :D
Title: Re: Permission to buy and destroy!
Post by: [han] on 19 August 2005, 08:19
ha ha - wicked!

burberry... ha ha! its just sooooo not nice!
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Post by: golfpro on 19 August 2005, 08:32
permission granted!

burn baby burn
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Post by: scottyboy on 19 August 2005, 18:27
 :grin: :grin:
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Post by: [han] on 19 August 2005, 18:34
disco inferno!  :grin: :grin:
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Post by: Martz on 19 August 2005, 21:27
Like the picture! Anyone who sees this car on the road - snap it and post it. May se it o the strip at POD! lol
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Post by: mix on 19 August 2005, 21:29
don't you mean ram it off the road, then take a picture???
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Post by: Martz on 19 August 2005, 22:53
Nooooooo thats illegal! :rolleyes:  FIRE! :evil:

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Post by: Hatchet Harry on 19 August 2005, 22:55
hmm i like it..
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Post by: BobbyT on 20 August 2005, 12:49
i like the colour! but i would like to napalm the rest of it! i hate f**king bonnet scoops (unless you have a evo or scooby or some monster turbo beast that needs to be kept cool  :rolleyes:)! waaaaaaaa they make me want to rock back and forth in my poo stained corner!! wearing my gimp mask!  :lipsrsealed:

p.s sorry but i am still ratted from last night!  :rolleyes:
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Post by: Optimus Wol on 20 August 2005, 15:44
your all looking at this the wrong way. cars like this make ours look 100 times better!!  :grin:

let the chavs have their fun. then we can have ours by pointing and laughing, and various other demeaning actions towards them  :laugh:
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Post by: Martz on 22 August 2005, 20:59
Don't chavs have Saxos and Corsas for that? :tongue:
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Post by: Organisys on 22 August 2005, 23:03
Jeez what a mess. Lets just hope someone bought it to strip of any mechanicals that might just be worth keeping.
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Post by: Bronze MK1 Cab on 23 August 2005, 08:41
ha ha - wicked!

burberry... ha ha! its just sooooo not nice!
Have you seen my interior, everyone takes the p1ss at the club as it's kinda a burburry style  :shocked: :grin:

That MK2 is so bad  :undecided:
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Post by: Agreeable Slick on 23 August 2005, 08:47
its those damn neons i tell thee.

/me unplugs golfbirds.  :evil: :evil:
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Post by: wag,en,volks on 23 August 2005, 13:57
looks like its got a big fanny in the middle of the bonnet :shocked:
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Post by: Phil303 on 23 August 2005, 20:24
It's made my eyes bleed.  :shocked:
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Post by: bustersballs on 23 August 2005, 20:43
i break golfs for a living and i've chopped a fair few up with the stihl saw and none have looked that much of a mess!! if he came in the yard i suppose i'd give him 30 quid, it'd be worth that just to let you guys loose on it. still, each to his own, the world would be a boring place if we were all the same..etc,etc. still a tasteless pile of crap tho and the creator of this masterpiece of motoring art deserves to be publically humiliated.
Title: Re: Permission to buy and destroy!
Post by: golfpro on 26 August 2005, 07:13
looks like its got a big fanny in the middle of the bonnet :shocked:

mmmmm...fanny  :wink: