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Title: norway
Post by: VW BUSH on 17 June 2013, 22:52

Well, im in oslo had a sh!t load to drink its still light so it would be rude to go back to the hotel.
Just had dinner in the theatre cafeen very nice.
Got to love Norway.

Very drunk

Regards Jim

Title: Re: norway
Post by: Lewy on 17 June 2013, 22:56

Amazing place.

Only ever visited in the winter time, but even then it was very picturesque. 

The only thing I will say is that the winter plays havoc with women's faces.  My mate bummed a bird who looked 50+, but turned out she was only 32!

Title: Re: norway
Post by: golf-sib on 17 June 2013, 23:07

Quote from: Lewy on 17 June 2013, 22:56

Amazing place.

Only ever visited in the winter time, but even then it was very picturesque. 

The only thing I will say is that the winter plays havoc with women's faces.  My mate bummed a bird who looked 50+, but turned out she was only 32!

WTF, I've never seen a woman who's 32 look 50+ and I've been Russia and Kazakhstan plenty times in the winter. You sure your friend just told you that to save embarrassment of boning a 50+ chick?

Title: Re: norway
Post by: VW BUSH on 17 June 2013, 23:22

Im so drunk id bum you, but being a pongo that would not put you off would it lol
I love Norway.
Its still light so the night must go on.......
f**k the high profile meeting in the morning, hang on does my job depend on it......

Title: Re: norway
Post by: dom on 18 June 2013, 06:46

And how are you this morning? :grin:

Title: Re: norway
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 18 June 2013, 07:51

Quote from: golf-sib on 17 June 2013, 23:07

Quote from: Lewy on 17 June 2013, 22:56

Amazing place.

Only ever visited in the winter time, but even then it was very picturesque. 

The only thing I will say is that the winter plays havoc with women's faces.  My mate bummed a bird who looked 50+, but turned out she was only 32!

WTF, I've never seen a woman who's 32 look 50+ and I've been Russia and Kazakhstan plenty times in the winter. You sure your friend just told you that to save embarrassment of boning a 50+ chick?

pulling someone 50+ just means shes going to have good experience.... and theres a strong possibility you will put her hip out!

Quote from: VW BUSH on 17 June 2013, 23:22

Im so drunk id bum you

:grin: :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: norway
Post by: VW BUSH on 18 June 2013, 15:00

Quote from: dom069 on 18 June 2013, 06:46

And how are you this morning? :grin:

was a bit furry but a full herring fry up sorted that out.
Feel sorry for the folks on the plane later :laugh:

Title: Re: norway
Post by: Lewy on 18 June 2013, 17:45

Hahahahahahaha.

Herring and potato brekkie - now that's something I don't miss from there.

Filthy pongo's will eat anything..... :wink: