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General => General discussion => Topic started by: RandomJord on 12 February 2013, 16:57
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.... All apparently in the orchard center car park, Didcot.
I'm sat in the old pug waiting for the wife to come out of the hairdressers, sat here about half an hour so far. In that time 2 people have opened their doors onto my car.
twit number one.
Mid 30's male in ford focus with 2 small kids, comes back to the car kids jump in the back, he ten opens the Drivers door and twits my drivers door. No big problem, sh!t happens, this is my old beater anyway, you'd expect atleast an 'oh sh!t sorry mate' but instead when I wound down the window I got a swift 'fcuk off you prick.'
Lovely. I responded that he's a brave man starting a fight with his kids in the car. Gobsh!te!
Second knob
Woman in a new Yaris. Flat out opened her door onto my passenger side, her reaction was stare at me and mouth 'piss off'
Seriously, what the absolute feck is wrong with people? If the world I live in is populated by these dicks then I'm just going to go back to being an angry man and start punching!
....and relax
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Unfortunately you do get them. Getting two in a row is quite rare though lol. If i was in an old beater though I would have leathered my door off theirs for their trouble.
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Simple answer , everyone in didcot has four fingers and Marry their cousins so I wouldn't expect any different anyways .
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Someone did it to the MK4 when me and a mate were in it at work. Left a tiny mark.
No sorry just "Forget about it, it's a banger".
Opened the MK4 onto the Mondeo a few times and left dents. "Forget about it mate, it's just a borning Mondeo" then he went mental. Was pretty funny.
Then I realised I'd actually creased the edge of the door on the MK4.
Ah well.
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Opened the MK4 onto the Mondeo a few times and left dents. "Forget about it mate, it's just a borning Mondeo" then he went mental. Was pretty funny.
Then I realised I'd actually creased the edge of the door on the MK4.
Ah well.
satisfying as f*ck though i bet!
people are c*nts, there's no escaping it. every time, and i mean EVERY TIME i get in my car i see stupid/idiotic/chaotic/maniac behavior. jaysus, forget getting in the car, just leaving the house full stop...
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Opened the MK4 onto the Mondeo a few times and left dents. "Forget about it mate, it's just a borning Mondeo" then he went mental. Was pretty funny.
Then I realised I'd actually creased the edge of the door on the MK4.
Ah well.
satisfying as f*ck though i bet!
people are c*nts, there's no escaping it. every time, and i mean EVERY TIME i get in my car i see stupid/idiotic/chaotic/maniac behavior. jaysus, forget getting in the car, just leaving the house full stop...
Was yeah. Even more so when he gives it all, starts punching the window, jump out the car and he just walks off. :grin:
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Every other person on the road is a total cnut....learn to live with it and park well away from the tw*ts.
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serves your right for going to didcot (http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/fingers.gif)
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air supention is full of win for parking nudges :smiley:
if someone nudges the truck i really dont care it spends most of it's life nudgeing things much tougher than cars, on one occasion the block stared been a right arse as i looked round at him when he nudged it ( was sat in truck scoffing bacon roll )
just pushed the down button on the air suspention :laugh: towbar sat on top of bonnet pinning car down lol he went f**king ape all sort of intresting threats
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I try to park away from ppl like that but u know in a empty car park they always park there car next to yours :grin:
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Times like this you wish you owned a monster truck :laugh:
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serves your right for going to didcot (http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/fingers.gif)
This.
Said the man who lives in Didcot.
I've got my own private parking at my mums just opposite the Orchard Centre :tongue:
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This happened to me in the Audi a few years back, sat in a supermarket car park, parked well away from everyone. Some dick reverses in next to me and opens his door into my passenger door.
No 'Sorry', just glared at me and walked off. So i thought do i have a go? no i waited until he went in and slammed my door open into his fairly new mk5 golf.
Now anyone will know the old Audi's are built pretty heavy, so it left quite alot of damage on his car.
Some times not confronting someone is even more satisfying :smug:
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Someone has dinged my passenger door, extremely hard so that it has left a massive dent in it, thankfully it hit the trim so didn't scratch paint but it's not the point.
Cunts.
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People just don't have respect for anything or anyone these days... Best way to handle situations like this I find is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQcI2GqBFD0
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People just don't have respect for anything or anyone these days... Best way to handle situations like this I find is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQcI2GqBFD0
Best film scene ever
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I do honestly worry sometimes that i'll one day flip in the style of Big Chris or Michael Douglas in Falling Down!
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People just don't have respect for anything or anyone these days... Best way to handle situations like this I find is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQcI2GqBFD0
Best film scene ever
Damn right!
I do honestly worry sometimes that i'll one day flip in the style of Big Chris or Michael Douglas in Falling Down!
Nah, don't do it as you know that you'll end up worse legally.
We'll probably end up like the yanks, suing everyone for every little thing possible to make sure you're never out of pocket when someone takes the p155, not sure how successful someone would be with something like this though and most people just can't be ar55ed.
My daily is battered from trolley rash and door dings. The only time I caught someone at it was unbelievable, door opened up against mine (bang) followed by loading their kids in, the suspension travel of doing so led to up and down marks and scratches on my door. The woman was totally oblivious and didn't realise what she had done but was very apologetic when I pointed it out. I let it her off since its a company car but only because of this.
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I once made someone cry when they did this to my car :evil: :whistle:
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serves your right for going to didcot (http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/fingers.gif)
This. Your in Didcot Jord!
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This happened to me with some rude lady in the work car park.
She opened her door into me after parking at a jaunty angle in the space and told me to piss off as its a car park and these things happen.
Next day she had just pulled up so i parked next to her so close i nearly smashed her mirror off and she could only open the door about 2 inches.
She said how am i going to get my door open and look at my mirror, I siad piss off its a car park these things happen :laugh:
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If you want to avoid f@cktards there's an old Church on the corner of Church Street & High Street that has parking - beware that it's meant for key holders only and gets locked at night. I use this if there is no where at my mothers to park :whistle:
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This happened to me with some rude lady in the work car park.
She opened her door into me after parking at a jaunty angle in the space and told me to piss off as its a car park and these things happen.
Next day she had just pulled up so i parked next to her so close i nearly smashed her mirror off and she could only open the door about 2 inches.
She said how am i going to get my door open and look at my mirror, I siad piss off its a car park these things happen :laugh:
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Brilliant. That's exactly the sort of thing I'd do.
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Someone kindly left me one on the Rocco door :rolleyes: i was also left with a scuff on the bumper a few months ago, f**ktards wished i had caught them doing it |!
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The MK4 has had it's front bumper split and mirror taken off.
Fixed with some red electrical tape. :grin:
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If you really want to avoid fu**tards just don't go outside anymore..
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This happened to me with some rude lady in the work car park.
She opened her door into me after parking at a jaunty angle in the space and told me to piss off as its a car park and these things happen.
Next day she had just pulled up so i parked next to her so close i nearly smashed her mirror off and she could only open the door about 2 inches.
She said how am i going to get my door open and look at my mirror, I siad piss off its a car park these things happen :laugh:
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Brilliant. That's exactly the sort of thing I'd do.
I spent a fortune on paint and my car has been trashed, every panel and bumper has been dinged scratched and marked.
She obviously was one of the culprits :angry:
It is now solely a work trolley with a boot used like a skip, when I am ready it is going to be used as a donor....
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People worry about these silly little dings? F*ck me - it's only tin and rubber.
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I've had it done to me plenty of times. Only reacted once due to their response.
In a car park in works van. New van, not a banger. A Couple pull up next to me and bang! Window down and I said be careful will ya. She replied with the most sarcastic "sorry" I've ever heard.
Window up, I wait for her to close her door, then boom!! I kick my door open on their car door. I get out and give the same sorry I got from her.
The awkward part (for them) was me walking next to them for a good 5 minutes. :grin:
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I was sat in my car (My old focus) and a women park next to me and all of a suddern i hear BANG! she hits my door, stares at me and walks off, Feck that I thought, out the car i get, "Oi!" I shouted. she turns around, "What!?" I answer with, "What do you fecking mean what!? you know What!? you inconsidrate arsehole!" she said and this cracks me up even now, "What you expect me to do?" :huh: i simply said "How about consideration for other peoples property, or even a simple sorry for hitting your car insted of being rude and walking off saying nothing!?" :cool:
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what goes around comes around Jord.. they will get whats coming to them.
they must be pretty angry and unhappy people.. let them be on their way to live in their world of p1ss and vinegar :smiley:
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People worry about these silly little dings? F*ck me - it's only tin and rubber.
It costs money to fix these little dings & its just plain discourteous of people to bash your car :rolleyes:
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People worry about these silly little dings? F*ck me - it's only tin and rubber.
Such a miserable bastard. :grin:
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sometimes i am afraid to go out, their must be loads of villages with missing idiots and sometimes i dont think that i am making things much better
what goes around comes around but....
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the world is full of idiots... unfortunately I dont have time to speak to all of them, so I now chose carefully to whom I am going to address my concerns with.
I think hitting my door would qualify.
As would 4 gossiping women in a Mercedes A class on the Nottingham ring road doing exactly 39mph in a 50mph limit dual carriage way, yet refusing to move over to the inside lane because "im doing the speed limit you cnut".
She didnt look so smug when I told the fat b1tch her car couldnt get to the speed limit..
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I hate road captains like that- if there is space in the inside lanes, move over. Outside lane hoggers are more of a menace than the middle lane ones.
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if i caught someone hitting my car/van with their door then my reaction depends on whether there is damage and how they react.
if there is damage and they're apologetic and offer to rectify it then fine. if they're a cnut about it then i'll wait till they've gone, open my door and lean the angle grinder out :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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if i caught someone hitting my car/van with their door then my reaction depends on whether there is damage and how they react.
if there is damage and they're apologetic and offer to rectify it then fine. if they're a cnut about it then i'll wait till they've gone, open my door and lean the angle grinder out :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
:grin: :grin: waiting till they are gone :grin: sneaky
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I hate road captains like that- if there is space in the inside lanes, move over. Outside lane hoggers are more of a menace than the middle lane ones.
I just undertake and give them the finger at the same time.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they will never learn otherwise.
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I hate road captains like that- if there is space in the inside lanes, move over. Outside lane hoggers are more of a menace than the middle lane ones.
I just undertake and give them the finger at the same time.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they will never learn otherwise.
I did this to a peugeot van the other day then got owned.....
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Someone did it to the MK4 when me and a mate were in it at work. Left a tiny mark.
No sorry just "Forget about it, it's a banger".
Opened the MK4 onto the Mondeo a few times and left dents. "Forget about it mate, it's just a borning Mondeo" then he went mental. Was pretty funny.
Then I realised I'd actually creased the edge of the door on the MK4.
Ah well.Lol that made me laugh :grin: