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Title: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 15 December 2012, 18:06
As per title. Am I alone on this or will others be joining me in the lonely alcohol induced night?

If you are, what you drinking?

Absolut and OJ for me. :cool:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 15 December 2012, 18:11
After last night i dont think ill be drinking for a while. was unable to move untill 2pm cause i thought i would puke. got outa bed at 4 still feel like im gona puke now.  :sick:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Wazzzer on 15 December 2012, 18:11
Well I have a bunch of drinks vouchers in my hand and I'm off to the works do with the missus in a bit. Not sure what I'll be drinking but it will be lots of it

Paul you disgust me  :laugh:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: JC on 15 December 2012, 18:12
you sad cnut shady  :lipsrsealed:

for the next 5 days I will mainly be tee total  :shocked: :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed: :cry:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: tweed on 15 December 2012, 18:13
I don't drink  :cool:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 15 December 2012, 18:14
for the next 5 days I will mainly be tee total  :shocked: :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed: :cry:
finally drank all the shops in your area out of vodka and there delivery day not till next week?
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: JC on 15 December 2012, 18:16
for the next 5 days I will mainly be tee total  :shocked: :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed: :cry:
finally drank all the shops in your area out of vodka and there delivery day not till next week?

nope, got an ear infection which after 5 days and some loss of balance thought better go see the quack !

Erm, your ear passage is completely closed. you need drugs - 2 kinds. DO NOT DRINK ON THEM  :laugh: but I was still hungover this morning when sat in the surgery  :grin:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 15 December 2012, 19:24
Sad thingy maybe. But I'm bored and its cheaper staying in getting drunk as opposed to going out and socialising. Suppose I could wrap the Christmas presents...or I could just watch TV (can't do both obviously).
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Diamond Hell on 15 December 2012, 19:38
So we're an hour and a half into Kirk's drinking and posting.  Let's see how things go from here.

You need to update us with what you've drunk through the evening, please.

Until you can't update us.
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 15 December 2012, 19:48
Challenge accepted. :grin:

So far I've had 2 double vodka and OJs. Moving onto my third next.
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: SI74 on 15 December 2012, 19:50
Half a bottle of JD here. Wife's away for the night.
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 15 December 2012, 19:55
Half a bottle of JD here. Wife's away for the night.
I'm not alone. :cool:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: murraymint on 15 December 2012, 20:00
Nice a warm cuppa tea for me after spending the whole day out in the cold polishing  :smug:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 15 December 2012, 20:01
Well I've been shopping all day (and I mean all day) so this pissup is deserved I think.
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 15 December 2012, 21:10
Just started wrapping presents.
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Organisys on 15 December 2012, 21:37
Mrs is not drinking and I am half way through a nice bottle of Rioja, cheers!
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: SI74 on 15 December 2012, 21:48
drinking and wrapping presents, could be fun.
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 15 December 2012, 21:57
drinking and wrapping presents, could be fun.

It's not, it's dangerous. :grin:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Diamond Hell on 15 December 2012, 22:19
I thought you weren't allowed scissors?  :huh:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 15 December 2012, 22:31
I thought you weren't allowed scissors?  :huh:

I got a pair of those safety scissors, I'm sure I will find a way to cut myself with them still. :evil:

Update: on my 6th drink, making them triples now!
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: RichardBaronGolf on 15 December 2012, 22:35
On way to corner shop now to get my 6 cans of fosters, 6 for 5.50 don't mind if I do :)
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 15 December 2012, 22:40
Just finished my 6 (which was a triple) and now opening a new bottle of vodka. :evil:

Good to see others planning similar
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: whileoceanasleeps on 16 December 2012, 00:51
I thought you weren't allowed scissors?  :huh:

I got a pair of those safety scissors, I'm sure I will find a way to cut myself with them still. :evil:

Update: on my 6th drink, making them triples now!

good man :) you know it's strong enough when there's more spirit than mixer!
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 16 December 2012, 01:10
 :grin: :grin:

On my tenth now, just about to down it because I'm being too slow. Did 8 and 9 in 10 seconds. It was almost as if people were here to chant me to down them but no, it was me by myself.


Feeling it now. Still
Got one more present to wrap. Danger alert. f**king danger alert. And why the hell am I watching Captivity!?
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Diamond Hell on 16 December 2012, 09:51
No sign off post, we can only assume he fell asleep in the presents and has now dribbled on at least one, or cut himself wrapping the last one and bled to death overnight.
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: scarr89 on 16 December 2012, 10:03
No sign off post, we can only assume he fell asleep in the presents and has now dribbled on at least one, or cut himself wrapping the last one and bled to death overnight.

+1

how long til someone calls the police to check?
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: JC on 16 December 2012, 10:06
No sign off post, we can only assume he fell asleep in the presents and has now dribbled on at least one, or cut himself wrapping the last one and bled to death overnight.

+1

how long til someone calls the police to check?

2013  :grin:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: whileoceanasleeps on 16 December 2012, 11:44
First dibs on his golf if he's passed out and died in a rock n roll john bonham fashion!
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 16 December 2012, 12:16
I didn't pass out but I did fall asleep and dribble.

Sorry, no bleeding out here. Presents all wrapped too. I did an awful job of wrapping a bear. :grin:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 16 December 2012, 15:35
I didn't pass out but I did fall asleep and dribble.

Sorry, no bleeding out here. Presents all wrapped too. I did an awful job of wrapping a bear. :grin:

or did you do a really good job and over night the bears tried to claw out  :grin:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Booth11 on 16 December 2012, 22:59
I didn't pass out but I did fall asleep and dribble.

Sorry, no bleeding out here. Presents all wrapped too. I did an awful job of wrapping a bear. :grin:

Yeah, bears are a bu*ger to wrap, they will just never sit still  :tongue:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: whileoceanasleeps on 16 December 2012, 23:40
i can't bear all this xmas talk
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 17 December 2012, 00:42
i can't bear all this xmas talk

Get out. :grin:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: JC on 17 December 2012, 06:10
i can't bear all this xmas talk

Get out. :grin:

you started this sh1te - so try following your own advice  :kiss:
Title: Re: The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 17 December 2012, 10:55
You're just grumpy because you can't drink atm. :whistle: