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Title: Well this isn't going to be slow...
Post by: Sam on 28 October 2012, 20:46
Alot of car for the money

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUDI-S4-RS4-BODY-700-BHP-/221146427957?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item337d5ab235
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Post by: Ant1981 on 28 October 2012, 21:03
Looks like a complete chavvy mess.
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Post by: trog_nfs on 28 October 2012, 21:06
The sale may be given the poor quality of the advert :whistle:
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Post by: Gavv8 on 28 October 2012, 21:24
Still be sitting on your f**king bumper on the motorway.
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Post by: Ant1981 on 28 October 2012, 21:28
Still be sitting on your f**king bumper on the motorway.

Exactly, 16.5k can't go faster than the car in front and clearly can't buy taste.
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Post by: F17BAD on 28 October 2012, 21:43
i like it  :smiley:
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Post by: Khare on 28 October 2012, 21:55
Me too  :cool:
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Post by: Ant1981 on 28 October 2012, 21:56
So, the only people who like it are MK3 owners......

......snigger.......... :lipsrsealed:
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Post by: Gavv8 on 28 October 2012, 22:02
I'm a mk3 owner and i don't like it. :grin:
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Post by: sharki786 on 28 October 2012, 22:18
like the alloys :smug:
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Post by: F17BAD on 28 October 2012, 22:33


......snigger.......... :lipsrsealed:

 Jeez, how old are you 8 -9 ? 

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Post by: Ant1981 on 28 October 2012, 22:55


......snigger.......... :lipsrsealed:

 Jeez, how old are you 8 -9 ?

Oooh, it's the ' Jeez, how old are you 8 -9 ?' attempt at not looking upset and wrong.
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Post by: Lewy on 28 October 2012, 22:58
In what way does it look chavvy?

I'd buy it for the simple fact it looks hard as nails and has more horsepower than my £1.25m recovery truck, but I hate navy blue cars so would need a re-paint...
Title: Re: Well this isn't going to be slow...
Post by: Ant1981 on 28 October 2012, 23:00
In what way does it look chavvy?

It's that bumper, looks really tacky. Very McDonalds car park looking.
Title: Re: Well this isn't going to be slow...
Post by: Lewy on 28 October 2012, 23:03
It's an RS4 bumper, with the No. plate area opened up for more air.
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Post by: Ant1981 on 28 October 2012, 23:15
Yes, that's right.

We can look at it, over a vanilla McShake.
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Post by: Gavv8 on 29 October 2012, 05:56
Yes, that's right.

We can look at it, over a vanilla McShake.
:grin:
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Post by: justalex81 on 29 October 2012, 08:38
nothing chav about it. the only thing i'm not a fan of is the polished wheels.
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Post by: Sam on 29 October 2012, 09:48
Wheels are a bit sh!te but thats not the end of the world when your cruising about in a 700bhp AWD Duel turbo audi saloon is it?
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Post by: F17BAD on 29 October 2012, 10:11
That ant goon has no clue at all. Nowt chavvy about a Rs4.

In fact I dare say a McDonald's car part cruse will have more mk4 sheds than stuff like this audi

Fooking über cool car that !

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Post by: Ant1981 on 29 October 2012, 12:22
That ant goon has no clue at all. Nowt chavvy about a Rs4.

Yes, yes, the word goon is a thread winner.

My face right now

(http://snookerbacker.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/murphy-sulking.jpg)


It's a cool car alright, if you're drive it around a council estate.
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Post by: thai-wronghorse on 29 October 2012, 12:28
nothing chav about it. the only thing i'm not a fan of is the polished wheels.

Snap,  with a few personal tweaks it would look the nuts.  Interior looks pretty drab though.
Title: Re: Well this isn't going to be slow...
Post by: Sam on 29 October 2012, 12:49
That ant goon has no clue at all. Nowt chavvy about a Rs4.

Yes, yes, the word goon is a thread winner.

My face right now



It's a cool car alright, if you're drive it around a council estate.

Have you ever seen an RS4 in real life, absolute car porn in standard spec and if you had ever been in one they are pretty nuts. I rode shotgun in garaths @ http://www.map-tech.co.uk/ when he did my dads A4, it was running at over 500bhp and was mental, I cannot imagine 700bhp  :shocked:
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Post by: Ant1981 on 29 October 2012, 13:07
That ant goon has no clue at all. Nowt chavvy about a Rs4.

Yes, yes, the word goon is a thread winner.

My face right now



It's a cool car alright, if you're drive it around a council estate.

Have you ever seen an RS4 in real life, absolute car porn in standard spec and if you had ever been in one they are pretty nuts. I rode shotgun in garaths @ http://www.map-tech.co.uk/ when he did my dads A4, it was running at over 500bhp and was mental, I cannot imagine 700bhp  :shocked:

 :undecided:

Means nothing to me. I've a motorbike which knocks out 600bhp per ton, so those cars will still be far behind me and it cost me a lot less and is much more fun.
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Post by: Len on 29 October 2012, 13:14
But not very comfortable or practicle to say do the shopping in!
Also not so good in an accident.

As one Ambulance driver said to me it was the flying 40 feet through the air, but the landing that killed him!
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Post by: barrym381 on 29 October 2012, 13:17
That ant goon has no clue at all. Nowt chavvy about a Rs4.

Yes, yes, the word goon is a thread winner.

My face right now



It's a cool car alright, if you're drive it around a council estate.

Have you ever seen an RS4 in real life, absolute car porn in standard spec and if you had ever been in one they are pretty nuts. I rode shotgun in garaths @ http://www.map-tech.co.uk/ when he did my dads A4, it was running at over 500bhp and was mental, I cannot imagine 700bhp  :shocked:

 :undecided:

Means nothing to me. I've a motorbike which knocks out 600bhp per ton, so those cars will still be far behind me and it cost me a lot less and is much more fun.
until it gets wet then i imagine your bike is tucked up in its bed  :grin:
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Post by: Ant1981 on 29 October 2012, 13:25
That ant goon has no clue at all. Nowt chavvy about a Rs4.

Yes, yes, the word goon is a thread winner.

My face right now



It's a cool car alright, if you're drive it around a council estate.

Have you ever seen an RS4 in real life, absolute car porn in standard spec and if you had ever been in one they are pretty nuts. I rode shotgun in garaths @ http://www.map-tech.co.uk/ when he did my dads A4, it was running at over 500bhp and was mental, I cannot imagine 700bhp  :shocked:

 :undecided:

Means nothing to me. I've a motorbike which knocks out 600bhp per ton, so those cars will still be far behind me and it cost me a lot less and is much more fun.
until it gets wet then i imagine your bike is tucked up in its bed  :grin:

No, but it is when it gets wet. And lets face it, you're not going to max out a 700bhp car in the wet.
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Post by: Kerrse on 29 October 2012, 13:36
I like it  :grin: thats some crazy power !
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Post by: F17BAD on 29 October 2012, 13:39
I bet the car would not be that far behind you
Depends how good on the bike you are (what bike is it)

Iv even held onto a R6 upto 140 in my 350 hp boat mk3 turbo. Bike rider blamed it on messing his gear change up :rolleyes:
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Post by: Kerrse on 29 October 2012, 13:41
I bet the car would not be that far behind you
Depends how good on the bike you are (what bike is it)

Iv even held onto a R6 upto 140 in my 350 hp boat mk3 turbo. Bike rider blamed it on messing his gear change up :rolleyes:

I presume on a private road  :shocked: :grin:
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Post by: barrym381 on 29 October 2012, 13:41
That ant goon has no clue at all. Nowt chavvy about a Rs4.

Yes, yes, the word goon is a thread winner.

My face right now



It's a cool car alright, if you're drive it around a council estate.

Have you ever seen an RS4 in real life, absolute car porn in standard spec and if you had ever been in one they are pretty nuts. I rode shotgun in garaths @ http://www.map-tech.co.uk/ when he did my dads A4, it was running at over 500bhp and was mental, I cannot imagine 700bhp  :shocked:

 :undecided:

Means nothing to me. I've a motorbike which knocks out 600bhp per ton, so those cars will still be far behind me and it cost me a lot less and is much more fun.
until it gets wet then i imagine your bike is tucked up in its bed  :grin:

No, but it is when it gets wet. And lets face it, you're not going to max out a 700bhp car in the wet.
thats what makes it fun  :evil: sideways
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Post by: barrym381 on 29 October 2012, 13:45
I bet the car would not be that far behind you
Depends how good on the bike you are (what bike is it)

Iv even held onto a R6 upto 140 in my 350 hp boat mk3 turbo. Bike rider blamed it on messing his gear change up :rolleyes:

I presume on a private road  :shocked: :grin:
no on the playstation  :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Well this isn't going to be slow...
Post by: Sam on 29 October 2012, 13:47
That ant goon has no clue at all. Nowt chavvy about a Rs4.

Yes, yes, the word goon is a thread winner.

My face right now



It's a cool car alright, if you're drive it around a council estate.

Have you ever seen an RS4 in real life, absolute car porn in standard spec and if you had ever been in one they are pretty nuts. I rode shotgun in garaths @ http://www.map-tech.co.uk/ when he did my dads A4, it was running at over 500bhp and was mental, I cannot imagine 700bhp  :shocked:

 :undecided:

Means nothing to me. I've a motorbike which knocks out 600bhp per ton, so those cars will still be far behind me and it cost me a lot less and is much more fun.
until it gets wet then i imagine your bike is tucked up in its bed  :grin:

No, but it is when it gets wet. And lets face it, you're not going to max out a 700bhp car in the wet.

So in the wet you would take on a 700bhp car on your bike? hell the audi could have a couple of people in the back and a load of shopping in the boot and it would still launch faster than most road going vehicles.  Roughly 430bhp/t isn't exactly a poor figure is it? I mean a veyron runs at 450bhp/t. I'm not trying to argue with you, just trying to make you appreciate how fast this bugger will be and possibly what is more scary, how usable this power will be, especially in the wet.
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Post by: Ant1981 on 29 October 2012, 13:53
That ant goon has no clue at all. Nowt chavvy about a Rs4.

Yes, yes, the word goon is a thread winner.

My face right now



It's a cool car alright, if you're drive it around a council estate.

Have you ever seen an RS4 in real life, absolute car porn in standard spec and if you had ever been in one they are pretty nuts. I rode shotgun in garaths @ http://www.map-tech.co.uk/ when he did my dads A4, it was running at over 500bhp and was mental, I cannot imagine 700bhp  :shocked:

 :undecided:

Means nothing to me. I've a motorbike which knocks out 600bhp per ton, so those cars will still be far behind me and it cost me a lot less and is much more fun.
until it gets wet then i imagine your bike is tucked up in its bed  :grin:

No, but it is when it gets wet. And lets face it, you're not going to max out a 700bhp car in the wet.

So in the wet you would take on a 700bhp car on your bike?

No, not at all. What ever gave you that idea?
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Post by: xtetx on 29 October 2012, 14:10
i dont mind it tbh, the wheels are not my taste but not everybodys taste is the same. Wouldnt mind a go in it but i wouldnt spend 16.5k on it haha  :grin:
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Post by: cняis on 29 October 2012, 18:42
Turning into a willy waving competition.  :rolleyes:
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Post by: Gavv8 on 29 October 2012, 19:04
I couldn't care less if its got 7000hp and 8 wheel drive, i don't like it because its an audi so good for some old fashioned brand stereotyping.
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Post by: xtetx on 29 October 2012, 19:06
Turning into a willy waving competition.  :rolleyes:
agreed  :laugh:
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Post by: Lewy on 29 October 2012, 20:15
Ant19384727634827..... would win no doubt.
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Post by: Ant1981 on 29 October 2012, 20:18
Ant19384727634827..... would win no doubt.

That's right, I don't just willy wave......I windmill.
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Post by: thai-wronghorse on 29 October 2012, 20:38
f**k me it's gonna be a sword fight in here before long.
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Post by: Gavv8 on 29 October 2012, 22:52
I've changed my mind...it's awesome.
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Post by: R32UK on 29 October 2012, 23:17
its an audi. its sh!t.