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Title: FAO People of IOW
Post by: mk3tony on 25 October 2012, 16:16
Where would be a cheapish, nice place to stay for a few nights? Want somewhere maybe coastal but definately near towns so we can venture and have something to eat and do etc.
Can anyone recommend anything?
Title: Re: FAO People of IOW
Post by: Thom89 on 25 October 2012, 17:35
 :lipsrsealed:

Thom
Title: Re: FAO People of IOW
Post by: Toby on 25 October 2012, 17:40
Daves bed  :grin:
Title: Re: FAO People of IOW
Post by: Dave_IOW on 25 October 2012, 18:43
Quote from: Toby on 25 October 2012, 17:40
Daves bed  :grin:

:grin:  Judging be previous entrants, anyone's welcome  :laugh:
Title: Re: FAO People of IOW
Post by: Dave_IOW on 25 October 2012, 18:47
There's also a really nice, mild mannered, highly friendly, good fellow, on here, that rents holiday villas!
Title: Re: FAO People of IOW
Post by: JC on 25 October 2012, 18:52
Quote from: Dave_IOW on 25 October 2012, 18:47
There's also a really nice, mild mannered, highly friendly, good fellow, on here, that rents holiday villas!

 :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: FAO People of IOW
Post by: golf-sib on 25 October 2012, 19:05
Quote from: Chuff on 25 October 2012, 18:52
Quote from: Dave_IOW on 25 October 2012, 18:47
There's also a really nice, mild mannered, highly friendly, good fellow, on here, that rents holiday villas!

 :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Someone needs to Sig this, best joke of the year award goes to Dave.
Title: Re: FAO People of IOW
Post by: raferackstraw on 25 October 2012, 21:45
FFS! not this again  :shocked: think wickerman, occult, interbreeding, and you wont be looking for places to stay more trying to save your life  :grin:
see herr diamond hell for cottages but on no circumstances turn up in a mk3 :grin: or you will be looking at sharing your last moments with chickens, goats etc in a rather hot environment!  :whistle:
Title: Re: FAO People of IOW
Post by: Thom89 on 25 October 2012, 22:43
You'll be fine....

(http://tinribs27.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/wicker-man-lee.jpg?w=300&h=206)

DH welcomes all kinds of people

Thom
Title: Re: FAO People of IOW
Post by: Guy on 26 October 2012, 10:44
don't go for the women... they're either interbred, fat or old... and dave's had most of them  :sick:
Title: Re: FAO People of IOW
Post by: Diamond Hell on 26 October 2012, 13:06
I think you'll find Dave specialises in interbred, fat or old women.

This is why he's had most of them.

PM me dates and number of people and I'll let you know what we have.  Houses are near Yarmouth.

Turn up as a paying customer and you can turn up in whatever the f*ck you want.

All our houses are designed to be totally inaccessible to cars that have been lowered too far.
Title: Re: FAO People of IOW
Post by: Dave_IOW on 26 October 2012, 18:26
Sometimes I tick all 3 boxes with 1 victim  :grin: