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Title: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: billy_vw on 22 September 2012, 17:37: (http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/029_zpsfa97ef49.jpg)

He even supplied the belt too

Thank you Len :grin: x
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 17:49: what's that under Len's jumper?
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Screech16v on 22 September 2012, 19:15: Quote from: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 17:49
what's that under Len's jumper?

Spares?
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Mitching on 22 September 2012, 20:18: Looks like he doesn't have much need for a belt! :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Thom89 on 22 September 2012, 20:22: Quote from: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 17:49
what's that under Len's jumper?

Sump

Thom
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 20:32: Quote from: Thom89 on 22 September 2012, 20:22
Quote from: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 17:49
what's that under Len's jumper?

Sump

Thom

:grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: JC on 22 September 2012, 21:16: spot the difference a beached whale

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/029_zpsfa97ef49.jpg)

len changing billy PS belt

(http://www.pulsamerica.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/orca-muerta-en-la-pedrera_240362.jpg)

:laugh:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 21:39: Quote from: Chuff on 22 September 2012, 21:16
spot the difference a beached whale

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/029_zpsfa97ef49.jpg)

len changing billy PS belt

(http://www.pulsamerica.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/orca-muerta-en-la-pedrera_240362.jpg)

:laugh:

Lens smiling and the whales pissed off he's got to change Billy's PS belt....hahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Jimble on 22 September 2012, 21:49: Surely that axle stand should be under the car? ;D
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 22 September 2012, 22:03: No need when you've got a gut barely millimeters away from the floorpan.
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 22:09: Quote from: Jimble on 22 September 2012, 21:49
Surely that axle stand should be under the car? ;D

It's supporting Len in his bid to do the first ever 'reverse plank' :grin:

Look how girly Lens digits are. What the f**k is all that about. I've never seen a whale with such 'pianist' like fingers!

I feel bad for grilling Len.....is there a better way to cook whale meat?
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 22 September 2012, 22:15: You'll probably find that his fingers are averagely sized it's just that they appear miniscule against the rest of his unproportionate mass.
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 22:17: Quote from: thai-wronghorse on 22 September 2012, 22:15
You'll probably find that his fingers are averagely sized it's just that they appear miniscule against the rest of his unproportionate mass.

Yeah I've just scaled them and actually they are each the size of a rolled up newspaper. :smiley:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: JC on 22 September 2012, 22:18: all i can say is thank fook len is as thick skinned as the whale :whistle:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 22:21: Quote from: Chuff on 22 September 2012, 22:18
all i can say is thank fook len is as thick skinned as the whale :whistle:

http://www.ucls.uchicago.edu/students/projects/1996-97/Hillocks96/killer_whales.html

60mm thick apparently. :smug:

Big up Len. No pun intended
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 22 September 2012, 22:23: Quote from: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 22:17
Quote from: thai-wronghorse on 22 September 2012, 22:15
You'll probably find that his fingers are averagely sized it's just that they appear miniscule against the rest of his unproportionate mass.

Yeah I've just scaled them and actually they are each the size of a rolled up newspaper. :smiley:

Pahahahahah :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: billy_vw on 22 September 2012, 22:24: Pmsl

I do have more pictures if you really want to be put off whales?
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: JC on 22 September 2012, 22:25: :laugh: cant be no worse than len as a shemale :whistle:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 22:26: Quote from: billy_vw on 22 September 2012, 22:24
Pmsl

I do have more pictures if you really want to be put off whales?

Get em up. I love Orca's.

Quote from: thai-wronghorse on 22 September 2012, 22:23
Quote from: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 22:17
Quote from: thai-wronghorse on 22 September 2012, 22:15
You'll probably find that his fingers are averagely sized it's just that they appear miniscule against the rest of his unproportionate mass.

Yeah I've just scaled them and actually they are each the size of a rolled up newspaper. :smiley:

Pahahahahah :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Those wobbly eyes are making me dizzy. :grin:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Steve_PD on 22 September 2012, 22:30: Quote from: Chuff on 22 September 2012, 22:18
all i can say is thank fook len is as thick skinned as the whale :whistle:

:lipsrsealed: :grin: :grin: :whistle:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 22:58: There is one benefit to Len's condition...

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1433974/Whale/

:grin: :grin:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: billy_vw on 22 September 2012, 22:59: This will get me into trouble :grin: :grin: :grin:

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/028_zpsef0ce032.jpg)
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 23:03: Quote from: billy_vw on 22 September 2012, 22:59
This will get me into trouble :grin: :grin: :grin:

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/028_zpsef0ce032.jpg)

f**k me, you're three minutes away from having that front skirt eaten :grin:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: JC on 22 September 2012, 23:27: Quote from: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 23:03
Quote from: billy_vw on 22 September 2012, 22:59
This will get me into trouble :grin: :grin: :grin:

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/028_zpsef0ce032.jpg)

f**k me, you're three minutes away from having that front skirt eaten :grin:

must be some road kill on it :laugh:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 23:28: Quote from: Chuff on 22 September 2012, 23:27
Quote from: MS1COYS on 22 September 2012, 23:03
Quote from: billy_vw on 22 September 2012, 22:59
This will get me into trouble :grin: :grin: :grin:

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/028_zpsef0ce032.jpg)

f**k me, you're three minutes away from having that front skirt eaten :grin:

must be some road kill on it :laugh:

Yeah..... A dear!
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Seanl on 23 September 2012, 06:43: There are also two beached whales in the first pic. :lipsrsealed: :whistle:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Screech16v on 23 September 2012, 13:47: Sunglasses and a claw hammer to change a belt :undecided:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: dan_apps on 23 September 2012, 16:22: Well this is better than the last pic of Len we were subjected to on the forum! :whistle:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: VeeDubGTI16v on 23 September 2012, 16:55: aaah my eyes!
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Len on 23 September 2012, 23:07: Not sunglasses, they are my normal glasses, I am shortsighted, they are reactive lens,s.

And to think I was going to post an invite to my 60th Birthday on here! :rolleyes:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 23 September 2012, 23:12: Quote from: Len on 23 September 2012, 23:07
Not sunglasses, they are my normal glasses, I am shortsighted, they are reactive lens,s.

And to think I was going to post an invite to my 60th Birthday on here! :rolleyes:

You're not 60 surely Len?
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Len on 23 September 2012, 23:15: I will be in November
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 23 September 2012, 23:17: Quote from: Len on 23 September 2012, 23:15
I will be in November

Holy sh!t, that surprises me. I had you at least 70 :grin: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Len on 23 September 2012, 23:18: Quote from: MS1COYS on 23 September 2012, 23:17
Quote from: Len on 23 September 2012, 23:15
I will be in November

Holy sh!t, that surprises me. I had you at least 70 :grin: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:kiss:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 23 September 2012, 23:20: Quote from: Len on 23 September 2012, 23:18
Quote from: MS1COYS on 23 September 2012, 23:17
Quote from: Len on 23 September 2012, 23:15
I will be in November

Holy sh!t, that surprises me. I had you at least 70 :grin: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:kiss:

Is that a kiss or a bite :grin:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 23 September 2012, 23:44: Blowjob lips minus the dentures.
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 23 September 2012, 23:46: Quote from: thai-wronghorse on 23 September 2012, 23:44
Blowjob lips minus the dentures.

Mmmm, I'll go to bed with that in mind :shocked:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 23 September 2012, 23:48: Not to dissimilar to a cats sphincter albeit slightly more wrinkly.
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 24 September 2012, 00:03: Quote from: thai-wronghorse on 23 September 2012, 23:48
Not to dissimilar to a cats sphincter albeit slightly more wrinkly.

No were f**king talking!
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: billy_vw on 24 September 2012, 10:18: No matter what topic Len is in, it goes a little of the subject :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Len on 24 September 2012, 10:22: I did tell ya not to take the photo until I was ready! Didnt give me chance to pose! :tongue:

:laugh:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 24 September 2012, 10:38: Quote from: Len on 24 September 2012, 10:22
I did tell ya not to take the photo until I was ready! Didnt give me chance to pose! :tongue:

:laugh:

f**king liar
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Len on 24 September 2012, 12:13: :shocked:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 24 September 2012, 12:58: Quote from: Len on 24 September 2012, 12:13
:shocked:

That's a pose if ever I've seen one! :grin:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: VW BUSH on 24 September 2012, 13:05: Quote from: thai-wronghorse on 23 September 2012, 23:48
Not to dissimilar to a cats sphincter albeit slightly more wrinkly.

What like a tea towel holder?
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: billy_vw on 24 September 2012, 13:06: Quote from: MS1COYS on 24 September 2012, 12:58
Quote from: Len on 24 September 2012, 12:13
:shocked:

That's a pose if ever I've seen one! :grin:

Did you mean this pose???

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/orca-muerta-en-la-pedrera_240362_zps97d26395.jpg)

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

looks like he was smiling too
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 24 September 2012, 13:20: Quote from: billy_vw on 24 September 2012, 13:06
Quote from: MS1COYS on 24 September 2012, 12:58
Quote from: Len on 24 September 2012, 12:13
:shocked:

That's a pose if ever I've seen one! :grin:

Did you mean this pose???

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/orca-muerta-en-la-pedrera_240362_zps97d26395.jpg)

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

looks like he was smiling too

You're a bit late with that one, but yeah that's the one! :grin:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: billy_vw on 24 September 2012, 13:23: Not bit late, just like repeating things :laugh:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 24 September 2012, 13:25: Quote from: billy_vw on 24 September 2012, 13:23
Not bit late, just like repeating things :laugh:

Ahh you suffer from the same condition that I do. Dejavuitis :whistle:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 24 September 2012, 14:15: Ahh Len i see as age has increased, so has your calorie intake... :grin: :kiss:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Guy on 24 September 2012, 14:21: Quote from: billy_vw on 22 September 2012, 22:59
This will get me into trouble :grin: :grin: :grin:

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/028_zpsef0ce032.jpg)

i feel sorry for the poor sod in the jacket that he squashed :sad:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 24 September 2012, 14:24: Quote from: VR6_Wherry on 24 September 2012, 14:15
Ahh Len i see as age has increased, so has your calorie intake... :grin: :kiss:

There is a definite correlation....

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/759562-accused-man-claims-he-was-too-fat-to-commit-murder

Although some benefits it would seem!

:grin:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 24 September 2012, 14:27: Quote from: Guy on 24 September 2012, 14:21
Quote from: billy_vw on 22 September 2012, 22:59
This will get me into trouble :grin: :grin: :grin:

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/028_zpsef0ce032.jpg)

i feel sorry for the poor sod in the jacket that he squashed :sad:

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

It looks like part of a David Copperfield illusion!
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Len on 24 September 2012, 16:32: Quote from: VR6_Wherry on 24 September 2012, 14:15
Ahh Len i see as age has increased, so has your calorie intake... :grin: :kiss:

Well I was staying in a very nice Hotel serving excellent food for 8 months!
But the real reason has been lack of exercise due to bad hip/knee/ankle.
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Ozz on 25 September 2012, 00:51: Quote from: billy_vw on 22 September 2012, 22:59
This will get me into trouble :grin: :grin: :grin:

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/billy_vw/028_zpsef0ce032.jpg)

Tbh when I saw this I thought the skin on display was an arm and you had your hand down your pants len! If so then nice use of a fake arm under the car to make it look like your working whilst having a sneaky personal moment :wink:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Len on 25 September 2012, 09:05: I was using a ring spanner! :shocked:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Thom89 on 25 September 2012, 19:55: If you squint, it looks like you're knocking one off Len :grin:

Thom
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: topher on 25 September 2012, 20:12: i'm not sure a claw hammer is the approved tool for removing that particular belt
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Guy on 25 September 2012, 21:37: Quote from: Thom89 on 25 September 2012, 19:55
If you squint, it looks like you're knocking one off Len :grin:

Thom

thanks for that thought! its not something i have ever witnessed or would even like to contemplate... :sick:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: VeeDubGTI16v on 26 September 2012, 06:38: noones mentioned the axle stand yet :shocked: :laugh:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 26 September 2012, 06:44: And its lack of use?
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: JC on 26 September 2012, 06:49: Quote from: veedubgti16v on 26 September 2012, 06:38
noones mentioned the axle stand yet :shocked: :laugh:

o really :whistle:

Quote from: Jimble on 22 September 2012, 21:49
Surely that axle stand should be under the car? ;D
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: MS1COYS on 26 September 2012, 11:30: Quote from: Chuff on 26 September 2012, 06:49
Quote from: veedubgti16v on 26 September 2012, 06:38
noones mentioned the axle stand yet :shocked: :laugh:

o really :whistle:

Quote from: Jimble on 22 September 2012, 21:49
Surely that axle stand should be under the car? ;D

Was just about to mention this ha. Helps if you read the thread in its entirety :rolleyes:
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Len on 26 September 2012, 12:38: Quote from: topher on 25 September 2012, 20:12
i'm not sure a claw hammer is the approved tool for removing that particular belt

It is if the offending item will not budge! (the pump that is supposed to pivot easily!) :rolleyes:

And if it had been done at my garage instead of Billy's drive/forecourt it would have been an Engineers hammer or my 7lb lump hammer!
Title: Re: How to change a power steering belt - Easy get Len to do it
Post by: Len on 26 September 2012, 12:40: Quote from: MS1COYS on 26 September 2012, 11:30
Quote from: Chuff on 26 September 2012, 06:49
Quote from: veedubgti16v on 26 September 2012, 06:38
noones mentioned the axle stand yet :shocked: :laugh:

o really :whistle:

Quote from: Jimble on 22 September 2012, 21:49
Surely that axle stand should be under the car? ;D

Was just about to mention this ha. Helps if you read the thread in its entirety :rolleyes:

Thought you read everything as you seem to be posting everywhere! :whistle: