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Title: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 12 September 2012, 21:50
yesterday my partner decided to walk away from me and our 3 month old baby,he just couldnt stop being a flirt and crossing the line and we were not enough for him to want to change....
so, a**eholes aside, ive not been single for 5 years so need cheering up and reminding why it is good to be single??  :undecided:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Sam on 12 September 2012, 21:51
Nothing good about it.. NEXT
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: trog_nfs on 12 September 2012, 21:51
control of the remote  :cool:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: barrym381 on 12 September 2012, 21:52
you wont have to smell or hear him fart  :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Ant1981 on 12 September 2012, 21:55
It's good to be single cos you can get nailed left right and centre by different people all the time, even a ginger.
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Dolly on 12 September 2012, 21:55
no sharing pizza  :evil: or food or anything  :laugh:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Ant1981 on 12 September 2012, 21:58
no sharing pizza  :evil: or food or anything  :laugh:

Yeah, that might be why she's asking the question......
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Dolly on 12 September 2012, 22:01
probably why im single, but still no sharing my f**king pizza that i paid for  :evil:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Horney on 12 September 2012, 22:02
No one moaning about the lack of any washing up being done.

To be honest, if you like VW, have a pair of breasts and aren't picky you should be able to find yourself something reasonable amongst the desperate hormonal rabble on here.

Nick
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Dolly on 12 September 2012, 22:03
hes got a point, just dont expect any of my meat feast  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: trog_nfs on 12 September 2012, 22:06
No one moaning about the lack of any washing up being done.

To be honest, if you like VW, have a pair of breasts and aren't picky you should be able to find yourself something reasonable amongst the desperate hormonal rabble on here.

Nick

You forget Len graces these web pages
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Horney on 12 September 2012, 22:07
Of course I haven't, Len is part of the furniture!
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Horney on 12 September 2012, 22:10
you can shag anyone, unless your a munter, then you'd have to get them drunk first

It costs a bit more but it always worked for me. :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: MS1COYS on 12 September 2012, 22:14
Well he sounds a spineless wayne kerr to me and obviously doesn't know what he is missing out on, as far as fatherhood and being a life partner is concerned. Flirting is permissible, crossing the line is...well, crossing the line. Fantasies are often best left well alone, he'll find that out soon enough. Hopefully through a bout of raging nob rot and genital warts.

Cherish your new life. Cherish your beautiful baby. Cherish the new chapter that awaits and know that YOU are in control of your own destiny.

I hope you find what you're looking for in love, if that is indeed what you're after? Rebound sex is great for us animalistic males, but can be soul destroying for a single mother, look after your own best interests and f**k anyone who messes with your bubble.

 :smiley:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Ant1981 on 12 September 2012, 22:18
No one moaning about the lack of any washing up being done.

To be honest, if you like VW, have a pair of breasts and aren't picky you should be able to find yourself something reasonable amongst the desperate hormonal rabble on here.

Nick

+1  :cool:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Guy on 12 September 2012, 22:47
being single.. yeah erm...  :undecided:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: barrym381 on 12 September 2012, 22:54
you can shag anyone, unless your a munter, then you'd have to get them drunk first

It costs a bit more but it always worked for me. :grin:

I used to get so steaming I couldn't remember and just wake up in girls beds with distorted memories of doing the deed.  :grin:

Now i just get the gf drunk
says alot for you mate havin to get her drunk 1st  :grin: :grin: suppose women do charity work too  :tongue:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 12 September 2012, 23:18
haha some funny comments, and I do luuurrrve meat feast pizza, you would definately have to share that or would have to wrestle over it!  :grin:

no, there shall be no rebound this time, just me and my bubba but im trying to look forward to meeting new people and planning a future for me and my baby.
shame i still have to have something to do with him as he is her dad and will still see her, i truely hate him for what he has done but i hope it doesnt take long to accept he is a let down and move on.
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: barrym381 on 12 September 2012, 23:23
haha some funny comments, and I do luuurrrve meat feast pizza, you would definately have to share that or would have to wrestle over it!  :grin:

no, there shall be no rebound this time, just me and my bubba but im trying to look forward to meeting new people and planning a future for me and my baby.
shame i still have to have something to do with him as he is her dad and will still see her, i truely hate him for what he has done but i hope it doesnt take long to accept he is a let down and move on.
just keep your chin up an have a ball with the wee 1 you might  not need any1 else  :smiley:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: logeyboy on 13 September 2012, 08:18
Usually feel crap for a few months. Then after a while you'll think "why was i ever with that idiot".
At that point things will look better, you'll be happier. You'll find yourself doing things you want to do but never seemed to have the time to do before.

More time for the Golf, errr...cheaper council tax & guilt free sex?


lol
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: R32UK on 13 September 2012, 09:24
if its any consolation im in the exact opposite situation to you. Been single for a while and had the luxury of a few 'booty calls' and able to do as I please. However now I have to share 'sh1t' and be considerate to someone else.

It might not sound very tough... but to someone that has grown used to his independence its a bit of a shock  :shocked:

Sometimes its nice to look at things from a different perspective  :cool:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: bigstring on 13 September 2012, 10:00
Being single is great, I fall in the door when I want, go to the gym and out on the bike and come home at 9pm most nights.
Eat when I want, do more or less what I want.

My job doesnt suffer in anyway, I can have my place the way I want it, dont need to clean up after anyone.

After 12 years if full time relationships I can say that Im pretty happy with the way my life is right now.

And my sex life is the best it's ever been..... where's the down side?   :wink:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: kempie on 13 September 2012, 16:01
More importantly - you can eat like all the chocolate in the world & not give a toss what anyone thinks!

As said, you get to spend more time watching your baby girl grow up than he ever will! :)
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Gavv8 on 13 September 2012, 21:02
Quality time with your daughter and your friends and you get your house/car/life the way you want it to be without anyone else's opinions and when your ready to jump back in to the relationship game do it on your own terms...every failed relationship is just practice leading up to the 'one'.. :smiley:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: MS1COYS on 13 September 2012, 21:05
Quality time with your daughter and your friends and you get your house/car/life the way you want it to be without anyone else's opinions and when your ready to jump back in to the relationship game do it on your own terms...every failed relationship is just practice leading up to the 'one'.. :smiley:

I like your style Gavlar, nicely put  :smiley:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 13 September 2012, 22:40
thanks guys, do you know what your right, i will get to watch her grow and have the most influence over her upbringing and he will just miss out, so he is the one that will regret this not me.

At least now I only have myself and my little one to clean up after, no wet towels on the floor, no clothes on the bedroom floor and no washing up stacked in the sink... heaven!  :smiley:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: MS1COYS on 13 September 2012, 23:09
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s6TtwR2Dbjg

 :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: X4MGS on 14 September 2012, 00:05
More importantly - you can eat like all the chocolate in the world & not give a toss what anyone thinks!

and no one to say "Your Arse Is Looking Big Dear"

Down side no one to say - No Dear your arse is fine in that dress... But I guess he wasn't that type of guy....

Joking aside... Good luck & I hope you get what you want...
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Sam on 14 September 2012, 00:53
How have we gone 4 pages and ken hasn't tried to woo this woman?
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: X4MGS on 14 September 2012, 01:09
How have we gone 4 pages and ken hasn't tried to woo this woman?

Why would I do that... I'm Married... 2nd time round too...

can't afford another DIVORCE.
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Sam on 14 September 2012, 01:20
How have we gone 4 pages and ken hasn't tried to woo this woman?

Why would I do that... I'm Married... 2nd time round too...

can't afford another DIVORCE.

Haha, sorry boss I meant len.. typo  :laugh:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: X4MGS on 14 September 2012, 01:26
She's seen my Peep Hole Bra's & Crotchless Knickers I have for sale - So I guess she know what sort of GUY I am....


No Holds Barred!!


Or is that No "Holes" Barred...  ;D
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: barrym381 on 14 September 2012, 11:55
She's seen my Peep Hole Bra's & Crotchless Knickers I have for sale - So I guess she know what sort of GUY I am....


No Holds Barred!!


Or is that No "Holes" Barred...  ;D
you should be sending this poor women a free set of those  :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: gti gurl on 14 September 2012, 13:42
Big double bed all to yourself, no smelly man farts and no snoring  :laugh:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Jay on 14 September 2012, 13:52
Good reasons to be single? The biggest seems to be you're free of a dickhead :afro:

Stay single and don't jump into any relationships, take it easy and slowly as a single mother, less chance of getting hurt that way  :wink:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 14 September 2012, 14:07
She's seen my Peep Hole Bra's & Crotchless Knickers I have for sale - So I guess she know what sort of GUY I am....


No Holds Barred!!


Or is that No "Holes" Barred...  ;D
you should be sending this poor women a free set of those  :grin: :grin:

ahahahaa i only had a baby 3 months ago, dont think the peep hole set is appropriate just yet! and what with all the chocolate i shall be eating....  :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 14 September 2012, 14:12
Big double bed all to yourself, no smelly man farts and no snoring  :laugh:

i must say, i do LOVE having the bed all to myself. I do have to go buy a new TV though as he took his TV with him the swine! No TV in bed sucks!

He is coming round in an hour, got to discuss money and access and crap stuff like that, fun times!
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 14 September 2012, 14:23
Big double bed all to yourself, no smelly man farts and no snoring  :laugh:

i must say, i do LOVE having the bed all to myself. I do have to go buy a new TV though as he took his TV with him the swine! No TV in bed sucks!

He is coming round in an hour, got to discuss money and access and crap stuff like that, fun times!

Just make sure he stays in the bed he made! What ever reasons he has, they be genuine (We don't know) don't take him back but don't cut your daughter off from him otherwise you are the bad one, unfortunately!
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: mumbles on 14 September 2012, 14:30
She's seen my Peep Hole Bra's & Crotchless Knickers I have for sale - So I guess she know what sort of GUY I am....


No Holds Barred!!


Or is that No "Holes" Barred...  ;D
you should be sending this poor women a free set of those  :grin: :grin:

ahahahaa i only had a baby 3 months ago, dont think the peep hole set is appropriate just yet! and what with all the chocolate i shall be eating....  :grin:

I imagine the peep hole bra could be quite handy for breast feeding? Perhaps an odd observation but nevermind.

Anyway, sounds like he didn't respect you and there is no way you should take him back. Being single has it's up sides and down sides as does being in a relationship. At least you can do what you want and bring up your child the way you want. All the best for the future.
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Ant1981 on 14 September 2012, 18:01
I give it a few weeks, then they'll be having some chats, then sexy time.
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 14 September 2012, 20:20
no we will not! there has been no sexy time for a looong time im afraid  :embarrassed: its been very rocky since our little one was born and we have barely spent any time together.
Its ok we sorted out money and when he will see her, all without fighting or slagging each other off which is good. I even got a McDonalds out of it!  :wink:

ps. you really are a bunch of good eggs! thanks!
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Big Tone on 14 September 2012, 21:42
Six and a half years! Down the pan. Women do my nut in!

The last six weeks have been chaos but i love being single. Can't see myself with anyone ever!

Work hard and play harder.
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: X4MGS on 15 September 2012, 01:36
Six and a half years! Down the pan. Women do my nut in!

The last six weeks have been chaos but i love being single. Can't see myself with anyone ever!

Work hard and play harder.

Novelty will wear off M8.... Been there - seen that - done that & got the medals...
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: MS1COYS on 15 September 2012, 08:55
Six and a half years! Down the pan. Women do my nut in!

The last six weeks have been chaos but i love being single. Can't see myself with anyone ever!

Work hard and play harder.

Novelty will wear off M8.... Been there - seen that - done that & got the medals...

As you keep reminding us. Are you sure they're not battle scars, rather than medals  :wink:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 15 September 2012, 09:55
Good points about being single

free to do what you want
more money (unless your a girl then less cause the lad HAS to buy everything)
More time with mates
f**k anyone you want



bad points

Winter nighta when noone wants to do anything suck
if i was still with my ex ide be waking up around now. giving her a good seeing too then one of us making brealfast. instead im sat here taling to a load of people over the internet



both have there ups and downs. when your first single youle love it (once you got over your ex) but after a while itl wearvoff and youlle want someone to share experiences with. but hey ho life goes on best thing to do is just do what makes you happy if you get another partner in the process so be it. if you spend the next 20 years on your own living with 20 cats then atleast you had a smile on your face cause you did whats happy.
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 15 September 2012, 12:48
oh god, please dont let me be a mad old women with lots of cats!  :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Chris. on 15 September 2012, 13:20
haha

I will say,.....you have rather nice eyes. :)
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Post by: Gavv8 on 15 September 2012, 15:26
haha

I will say,.....you have rather nice eyes. :)
:rolleyes: You old smoothy....
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Horney on 15 September 2012, 20:05
oh god, please dont let me be a mad old women with lots of cats!  :grin:

They're not so bad, I'm married to one of those. :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Guy on 15 September 2012, 23:03
haha

I will say,.....you have rather nice eyes. :)

dude.. they're purple? who in the hell has purple eyes?  :huh:   :laugh:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: bobbarley on 15 September 2012, 23:41
Being single sucks, I've always been more of a relationship kind of guy.  Having said that, it's all I know really, had one bird or another since I was 15.

Having said that, I've always liked a challenge!  Best mates sister, check.  Foreign, check.  Someone's girlfriend, check.  Older woman, check.  MILF, check.  Latest achievement is someone else's wife, I am rather in love with this one though!  I can smell marriage two on the horizon.  Only 29  :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Wazzzer on 16 September 2012, 12:56
one good thing you'll notice on here is the amount of male attention you'll get by announcing you're single :laugh:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: barrym381 on 16 September 2012, 13:53
one good thing you'll notice on here is the amount of male attention you'll get by announcing you're single :laugh:
or even that your female  :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: justalex81 on 16 September 2012, 17:06
ain't no one getting attention till we've seen the goods  :evil:

show me the money!
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 16 September 2012, 21:50
erm no, there will be no tits on show you wrong'uns!!

my eyes are of course not purple, but i thought it looked pretty cool, they are boring blue in real life!
here is a pic but lets not get off topic, this is not a dating profile!  :laugh:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v679/vw_golf_nutter/544317_10150866355488411_1270042808_n.jpg)
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Chris. on 16 September 2012, 21:59
Soft spot for eyes at the minute me.  Not even gonna attempt to lie ahha
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: MS1COYS on 16 September 2012, 22:01
Looks like you're dropping an 'e', a proper buzzing bright red 'e'   :evil:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: F17BAD on 16 September 2012, 22:03
Soft spot for eyes at the minute me.  Not even gonna attempt to lie ahha

jesus this is cringe worthy sh!t   :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: MS1COYS on 16 September 2012, 22:05
Soft spot for eyes at the minute me.  Not even gonna attempt to lie ahha

jesus this is cringe worthy sh!t   :grin:

Match.com  :smug:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: barrym381 on 16 September 2012, 22:06
Soft spot for eyes at the minute me.  Not even gonna attempt to lie ahha

jesus this is cringe worthy sh!t   :grin:

Match.com  :smug:
take it you have used it before  :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: MS1COYS on 16 September 2012, 22:08
Soft spot for eyes at the minute me.  Not even gonna attempt to lie ahha

jesus this is cringe worthy sh!t   :grin:

Match.com  :smug:
take it you have used it before  :grin: :grin:

Yeah, that's how I met your grandmother  :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: barrym381 on 16 September 2012, 22:10
Soft spot for eyes at the minute me.  Not even gonna attempt to lie ahha

jesus this is cringe worthy sh!t   :grin:

Match.com  :smug:
take it you have used it before  :grin: :grin:

Yeah, that's how I met your grandmother  :grin:
she is on 6 feet under.com mate was to dirty for match.com  :smug:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: MS1COYS on 16 September 2012, 22:11
Love you Barry  :kiss:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: barrym381 on 16 September 2012, 22:26
Love you Barry  :kiss:
i wouldnt mind you sayin this if you were a female ( a fit 1 at that ) but your a bloke so has me worried  :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: MS1COYS on 16 September 2012, 22:28
We all know 'marmite mining' is a favourite pastime of yours.  :wink:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: barrym381 on 16 September 2012, 22:32
We all know 'marmite mining' is a favourite pastime of yours.  :wink:
any day when its a fit chick  :grin: :grin: pity you got your wires crossed as a boy an still like hairy bums  :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Chris. on 16 September 2012, 23:27
oh god.  bad to worse much!
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: X4MGS on 17 September 2012, 00:36
as they say "Any Hole Is A Goal"  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: MS1COYS on 17 September 2012, 10:45
as they say "Any Hole Is A Goal"  :D :D :D :D

Brilliant  :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: luke on 17 September 2012, 18:13
being single definitely has its ups and downs, most of my relationships i've been cheated on, which was horrible to be told, my ex would always tell me what i can and can't do, always spend time with her friends instead of me when we planned to spend a day together, then go round her ex's which i found out when i seen her walk out as i drove past, felt happy single and could sleep around  :grin: then kept seeing some milf, and she didn't like it when i done the deed and put my trousers on and walked out the door saying see ya  :laugh: now found a nice girl (ex's next door neighbour, awkward), same age as me, a good laugh and she won't let me always pay if we go out as she earns more than me  :grin: and in the sack is great  :evil:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vdubman on 18 September 2012, 20:33
what,8 pages and no LEN,this is worries me  :evil:

back on topic,what a dick of a man for walking out on you and your little angel,what a count.Just look forward to spending the rest of your life with your little one knowing his gone and not holding you back.

anthony
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 18 September 2012, 20:46
thanks!
who is this len?? he sounds like an animal, im a but scared!  :evil:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Ant1981 on 18 September 2012, 20:50
Are they still trying to chat you up?
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: golf-sib on 18 September 2012, 21:47
you on POF yet?  :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 18 September 2012, 22:02
what is POF?!  :huh:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Chris. on 18 September 2012, 22:03
Plenty of fish??
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Guy on 18 September 2012, 22:07
thanks!
who is this len?? he sounds like an animal, im a but scared!  :evil:

this is Len

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w170/Len405/Celticside.jpg)
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: bobbarley on 18 September 2012, 22:08
John Lennon let himself go!  :shocked:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 18 September 2012, 22:09
i see! are those love beads round his neck?!

oohhhh plenty of fish, that advert is funny!
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: MAW73 on 19 September 2012, 16:31
John Lennon let himself go!  :shocked:

LOL tea spat out moment  :laugh:
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: kempie on 19 September 2012, 18:23
I hope they're love beads! :P

You never have to make a sandwich again! XD
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: Ant1981 on 19 September 2012, 20:14
Plenty of fish, great for chatting birds up and the occasional sexy time.
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 21 September 2012, 17:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFkRxEB-kAE

Dear Santa.....
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: justalex81 on 21 September 2012, 20:25
so you don't lose your touch whilst on the sidelines  :evil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw
Title: Re: good reasons to be single...
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 22 September 2012, 09:27
so you don't lose your touch whilst on the sidelines  :evil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw

Aww... I was hoping for the South Park one.