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Title: Household help required . . . .
Post by: JC on 01 September 2012, 11:48
A friend in need requires some assistance  :huh:

1. How do you get several semi melted chunks of cheese out of the bottom of a toaster !

2. What is the best way to take the piss .. . . . . . . .
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 01 September 2012, 11:51
Does XXX's toaster not have a crumb tray?

I would suggest he buy some bread sticks. Turn on the toaster, and use sticks to pick up the melted cheese.

Then tell him to buy a sandwich toaster.

Fool.

 :grin:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: JC on 01 September 2012, 11:54
Small problem

1. Toaster won't turn on  :lipsrsealed:

2. These are rather LARGE chunks of cheese  :laugh:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: Dave_IOW on 01 September 2012, 11:57
Turning the toaster on is also not an option, unless I want to turn all the other kitchen appliances off   :laugh:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 01 September 2012, 11:59
So was this a ...."I know, I fancy a toasted cheese sandwich.  I has a slab of cheese, but no grater.  I'll just bung in some lumps.  Oh dear, all the cheese has fallen out of the sandwich to the bottom of the toaster"  DOH.

If it won't turn on, just buy a new one.

OR,

put it under the grill on the cooker.



Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 01 September 2012, 12:00
Hold toaster upside down over a steaming kettle.  That should loosen the cheese.

Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: Diamond Hell on 01 September 2012, 12:02
I think sitting quietly in shame, looking at the toaster and thinking about how it got that way is an important first step on the road to recovery.
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: Steve_PD on 01 September 2012, 12:13
 :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: Thom89 on 01 September 2012, 12:34
f**k the Toaster, as long as the kettle is OK :grin: :grin:
Buy new toaster, buy sandwich toaster at same time, problem sorted, more time for Tea and biskwits

Thom
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: Jimble on 01 September 2012, 12:52
When drinking in the future keep some Ritz crackers handy, it's safer! :wink:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: Mrs kempie on 01 September 2012, 17:47
Simple solution - shout at the toaster and if that doesn't work throw it hard against a wall.

Also, remember your 6 P's for next time. Perfect Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

Agreed with Jimble, Ritz crackers are a lot better when pissed xD
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: MS1COYS on 01 September 2012, 19:11
lol...is this a joke! Just throw the f**k*r away.....and don't be a dingleberry next time round  :wink:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: JC on 01 September 2012, 20:31
No joke - wanna show him the right way to do cheese on toast  :laugh:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: MS1COYS on 01 September 2012, 20:33
No joke - wanna show him the right way to do cheese on toast  :laugh:

lightly toast bread. butter to all corners, smother in cheese and grill slowly. (jeez when you put it like that, it really does sound like rocket science)  :wink:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: james2 on 01 September 2012, 21:33
If it dont work whats the point in fixing it.  :grin: or does he want his cheese back.  :sick:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: MS1COYS on 01 September 2012, 23:54
Are you sure this friend isn't you?   :wink:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: Dave_IOW on 02 September 2012, 00:10
Are you sure this friend isn't you?   :wink:

No, very.
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: JC on 02 September 2012, 00:18
Are you sure this friend isn't you?   :wink:

No, very.

 :grin:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: MS1COYS on 02 September 2012, 00:30
I f**king love cheese on toast.
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: Len on 03 September 2012, 12:34
With Worcestershire Sauce on the cheese before cooking and the tomato ketchup on top
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: Organisys on 03 September 2012, 12:54
duh!

(http://givemefreefood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/grill-cheese-in-toaster-on-side.jpg)
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: R32UK on 03 September 2012, 15:05
entice the cheese out with a mouse...... hang on a minute  :undecided:
Title: Re: Household help required . . . .
Post by: MrBounce on 03 September 2012, 18:08
Use an axe.



Oh, and get a new toaster...  :laugh: