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General => General discussion => Topic started by: JC on 01 September 2012, 11:48
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A friend in need requires some assistance :huh:
1. How do you get several semi melted chunks of cheese out of the bottom of a toaster !
2. What is the best way to take the piss .. . . . . . . .
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Does XXX's toaster not have a crumb tray?
I would suggest he buy some bread sticks. Turn on the toaster, and use sticks to pick up the melted cheese.
Then tell him to buy a sandwich toaster.
Fool.
:grin:
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Small problem
1. Toaster won't turn on :lipsrsealed:
2. These are rather LARGE chunks of cheese :laugh:
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Turning the toaster on is also not an option, unless I want to turn all the other kitchen appliances off :laugh:
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So was this a ...."I know, I fancy a toasted cheese sandwich. I has a slab of cheese, but no grater. I'll just bung in some lumps. Oh dear, all the cheese has fallen out of the sandwich to the bottom of the toaster" DOH.
If it won't turn on, just buy a new one.
OR,
put it under the grill on the cooker.
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Hold toaster upside down over a steaming kettle. That should loosen the cheese.
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I think sitting quietly in shame, looking at the toaster and thinking about how it got that way is an important first step on the road to recovery.
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f**k the Toaster, as long as the kettle is OK :grin: :grin:
Buy new toaster, buy sandwich toaster at same time, problem sorted, more time for Tea and biskwits
Thom
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When drinking in the future keep some Ritz crackers handy, it's safer! :wink:
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Simple solution - shout at the toaster and if that doesn't work throw it hard against a wall.
Also, remember your 6 P's for next time. Perfect Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
Agreed with Jimble, Ritz crackers are a lot better when pissed xD
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lol...is this a joke! Just throw the f**k*r away.....and don't be a dingleberry next time round :wink:
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No joke - wanna show him the right way to do cheese on toast :laugh:
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No joke - wanna show him the right way to do cheese on toast :laugh:
lightly toast bread. butter to all corners, smother in cheese and grill slowly. (jeez when you put it like that, it really does sound like rocket science) :wink:
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If it dont work whats the point in fixing it. :grin: or does he want his cheese back. :sick:
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Are you sure this friend isn't you? :wink:
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Are you sure this friend isn't you? :wink:
No, very.
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Are you sure this friend isn't you? :wink:
No, very.
:grin:
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I f**king love cheese on toast.
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With Worcestershire Sauce on the cheese before cooking and the tomato ketchup on top
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duh!
(http://givemefreefood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/grill-cheese-in-toaster-on-side.jpg)
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entice the cheese out with a mouse...... hang on a minute :undecided:
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Use an axe.
Oh, and get a new toaster... :laugh: