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General => General discussion => Topic started by: Thom89 on 18 August 2012, 19:20
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People that place towels on sunbeds at stupid o'clock in the morning, and dont bother getting there till mid afternoon, are just selfish and ignorant
People that talk at you, while they chew Gum
Women (usually) that make you a cup of Coffee especially milky, because they think its a treat to have "milky Coffee"
People that don't acknowledge that YOU waited for them to pass on a narrow road of parked cars, or the like
Thats all for now
Thom
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Chuff will like this thread.....
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people that dual post
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people that dual post
That'll be me :grin: seem to manage it easily on my Ipad :lipsrsealed:
Thom
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Chuff will like this thread.....
I like BOTH threads :grin:
people that dual post
That'll be me :grin: seem to manage it easily on my Ipad :lipsrsealed:
Thom
funny, I have been Ipadding lately with no such issue :rolleyes:
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Chuff will like this thread.....
I like BOTH threads :grin:
people that dual post
That'll be me :grin: seem to manage it easily on my Ipad :lipsrsealed:
Thom
funny, I have been Ipadding lately with no such issue :rolleyes:
Right, here's the weird thing, didn't realise Slick was referring to this thread till a few mins ago, started this thread on the MBP, and sure I only pressed "Post" only once, my normal double post are because I get distracted by my Wife talking to me, and also on the Ipad :grin: :grin:
Thom
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thats it, blame the wife :laugh: :grin:
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thats it, blame the wife :laugh: :grin:
It's simple, if my wife sopped talking to me, Slick would be happy :lipsrsealed:
Thom
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People moaning. :grin:
But seriously, using a bus to work. :sick:
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thats it, blame the wife :laugh: :grin:
It's simple, if my wife sopped talking to me, Slick would be happy :lipsrsealed:
Thom
You make it sound like this is too much to ask. :huh:
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change for the sake of change.... an great example of this would be changing the look and feel of a forum when no one complained about the old one :lipsrsealed:
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change for the sake of change.... an great example of this would be changing the look and feel of a forum when no one complained about the old one :lipsrsealed:
Clearly didn't read the post by JV stating out of date software.
Want a safe forum, you upgrade to keep it operating smoothly.
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woman mainly wives that constantly have to test you.
i got a tax rebate and said to the wife i would buy her something really nice just to be really nice to her. so i said find something you want and i will get it for her. she then says i want you to choose something for me. i will leave it up to you so i no it comes from the heart. fcuk that just tell what you want. its just a test to see if you know them as much as you are ment to. its not a gift its a fcuking test. why does something that was ment to be a nice gesture have to be so fcuking hard?
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Deleting 3000+ posts....
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Punctuality...there is nothing ruder than assuming that your time is more important than someone else's.
I'll tolerate most peoples cr*p but if your late i'm on my way home.
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Tax man! Earnt £2380 this week! I dread to think how much I'm guna loose in tax :sick:
And my neighborrs
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change for the sake of change.... an great example of this would be changing the look and feel of a forum when no one complained about the old one :lipsrsealed:
Clearly didn't read the post by JV stating out of date software.
Want a safe forum, you upgrade to keep it operating smoothly.
Clearly didnt read my post which talks about 'look & feel'.... please explain to me where a user interface has affected security.
... and it wasnt a dig at JV... he doesnt write the software or UI as far as I know. :rolleyes:
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People who cannot read signs. A prime example being the one on every escalator in London's under ground system saying 'Stand on the right'!!!!!!!
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Not enough chips in a packet of microchips...
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Not enough chips in a packet of microchips...
Ask any southerner if they are bothered about that issue. Bloody northerners! :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes: :grin:
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change for the sake of change.... an great example of this would be changing the look and feel of a forum when no one complained about the old one :lipsrsealed:
Clearly didn't read the post by JV stating out of date software.
Want a safe forum, you upgrade to keep it operating smoothly.
Clearly didnt read my post which talks about 'look & feel'.... please explain to me where a user interface has affected security.
... and it wasnt a dig at JV... he doesnt write the software or UI as far as I know. :rolleyes:
Forum had been running very out of date software for a while now. I had put off upgrading because (it's well scary, man) the last forum theme was not compatible.
"Look & Feel" not compatible with software update.
Consider yourself explained to. :smiley:
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people who say 'I'm not moaning, but [insert moan here]'
you f**king are moaning it doesn't mean your not just because you say you're not
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Not enough chips in a packet of microchips...
Ask any southerner if they are bothered about that issue. Bloody northerners! :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes: :grin:
I live in London and studied in Maidstone and McCain Microchips were awesome, when I was a student back in 1991. So were those Bernard Matthews Mini Chicken Kievs.
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What Thom said, I f**king dispise ignorant pricks who don't acknowledge the gesture when you let them pass on a narrow road. I make a point of screaming "your f**king welcome" out of the window if its open! :angry:
Also Women drivers in General. Majority of the time, its women who do the above, but the fact that they sit in the outside lane on the Motorway really gets my goat! I think its very dangerous undertaking, so I flash my lights like f**k, beep my horn like crazy, and occasionally they may even check their mirrors when they spot something out of the corner of they're eye, and move over! :angry:
The mother in law! Constantly feeding my four year old biscuits and cakes! Even just before Lunch/Dinner. I get her home when she's been at the in laws, make Lunch/Dinner, and the little un' doesn't want it, and kicks off cos she's been scoffing crap all bloody day! Even though we've asked the in laws not to give her them, they tells my daughter not to tell us! But my little un' grasses her up anyway! You think she'd learn!! :angry:
I'm such a miserable bastard! Honestly, I could go on forever now..................................... :angry:
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What Thom said, I f**king dispise ignorant pricks who don't acknowledge the gesture when you let them pass on a narrow road. I make a point of screaming "your f**king welcome" out of the window if its open! :angry:
Also Women drivers in General. Majority of the time, its women who do the above, but the fact that they sit in the outside lane on the Motorway really gets my goat! I think its very dangerous undertaking, so I flash my lights like f**k, beep my horn like crazy, and occasionally they may even check their mirrors when they spot something out of the corner of they're eye, and move over! :angry:
The mother in law! Constantly feeding my four year old biscuits and cakes! Even just before Lunch/Dinner. I get her home when she's been at the in laws, make Lunch/Dinner, and the little un' doesn't want it, and kicks off cos she's been scoffing crap all bloody day! Even though we've asked the in laws not to give her them, they tells my daughter not to tell us! But my little un' grasses her up anyway! You think she'd learn!! :angry:
I'm such a miserable fatherless son! Honestly, I could go on forever now..................................... :angry:
You should move to Italy, you'd fit right in there.. :grin:
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Neighbours waking you up in the middle of the night scream and cackling like a bunch of witches, the bitches almost got an earful, they heard me shouting out the window and stomping coming down the stairs and had scattered in doors when I got out there, 2 nights on the trot so far - I won't be putting up with it for a third night.
Oh and people moaning about the heat.
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Forum had been running very out of date software for a while now. I had put off upgrading because (it's well scary, man) the last forum theme was not compatible.
"Look & Feel" not compatible with software update.
Consider yourself explained to. :smiley:
I understand why the forum look and feel has changed....
Still doesnt really answer why a software upgrade requires a IU update does it? they are 2 separate things.
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Are they? Install smf2 and get it to look exactly like the old forum then :afro:
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People who are so obsessed with facebook, twitter etc. Sometimes as if their lives revolve around it. To me there is noting more anti-social than a social network. Also iphone users who think it to be mandatory practice to constantly preach about how great the latest useless sh#t app is and how you can talk to it to make it do things. Sit and fiddle with it while in the company of others. So disrespectful.
Also road users who don't indicate on the motorway or cut in too close to your car while over taking, especially in the rain when it bombards your car with spray. Some people have very little common sense.
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When my arse gets splashed when taking a dump :lipsrsealed:
speed bumps that look like mini walls.
pot holes
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People who have "no fat chicks or car will scrape" , "lower than your grand nips" and all similar stickers on standard ride height cars.
A bora past me the other day suspension was 4x4 esque and had a "no fat chicks or car will scrape" sticker
Don't like these stickers normally let alone when they're on standard height cars
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People who have "no fat chicks or car will scrape" , "lower than your grand nips" and all similar stickers on standard ride height cars.
A bora past me the other day suspension was 4x4 esque and had a "no fat chicks or car will scrape" sticker
Don't like these stickers normally let alone when they're on standard height cars
What about the Bruce Forsyth pic, 'You were right to go lower!'
Make me chuckle everytime I see it :tongue:
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Deleting 3000+ posts....
People like this and the bull they come out with..... :lipsrsealed:
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people who invite you to an event on facebook, then invite you in real life, to which you reply yes (like a normal person) then get arsey when you turn up because they were not expecting you.
after all why would you be going if you didn't say so on facebook! f**k all this social network bollocks
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Are they? Install smf2 and get it to look exactly like the old forum then :afro:
Yes they are. I think we are missing the point. Why does a back end update require a front end update?
I know in smf2 they have obviously done both. e.g why does windows need to have new look everytime they try to fix the back???
If they spent more time fixing the back no one would really care if they didnt change the front.
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Yes they are. I think we are missing the point. Why does a back end update require a front end update?
I know in smf2 they have obviously done both. e.g why does windows need to have new look everytime they try to fix the back???
If they spent more time fixing the back no one would really care if they didnt change the front.
when they're improving the back end they usually rewrite how the front end is put together, to boost performance / load times, this often means old themes are no longer compatible without a complete rewrite.
Why does Windows need to have a new look and feel every new release? (~3years) Because people would get bored, can you imagine using XP's theme as the primary look and feel on a 20+ inch monitor? XP is 11 years old now and it looks it imo again it was rewrote in the name of performance, Windows 8 again (in Desktop mode) has lost the Aero theme for performance gains - which makes it quicker than Windows 7 overall :afro:
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Are they? Install smf2 and get it to look exactly like the old forum then :afro:
Yes they are. I think we are missing the point. Why does a back end update require a front end update?
I know in smf2 they have obviously done both. e.g why does windows need to have new look everytime they try to fix the back???
If they spent more time fixing the back no one would really care if they didnt change the front.
Surely that's a bit like saying we'll re-design the chassis of the car but give it the same looks? If that was the case we'd still all be driving MK1's albeit with a new chassis. The cost of re-designing / engineering the exterior to make it fit becomes too costly :undecided:
Anyhoo - people who drive around with broken headlights / tail lights; especially those who then use their full beam to compensate for their lack of dipped lights and have one of the full beam lights inoperative too :angry:
Also road users who don't indicate on the motorway or cut in too close to your car while over taking, especially in the rain when it bombards your car with spray. Some people have very little common sense.
+1 and those who don't have at least sidelights on so you can pick them out in the spray too
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While we're on lights, people who drive with their front fogs on when theres not even a hint of fog in the air really wind me up
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Yes they are. I think we are missing the point. Why does a back end update require a front end update?
I know in smf2 they have obviously done both. e.g why does windows need to have new look everytime they try to fix the back???
If they spent more time fixing the back no one would really care if they didnt change the front.
when they're improving the back end they usually rewrite how the front end is put together, to boost performance / load times, this often means old themes are no longer compatible without a complete rewrite.
Thats the bit I was looking for :cool:
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people who babble on about the look of a forum. who gives a sh1t!
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people who babble on about the look of a forum. who gives a sh1t!
people who miss the whole point who are too thick to get the point
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people who invite you to an event on facebook, then invite you in real life, to which you reply yes (like a normal person) then get arsey when you turn up because they were not expecting you.
after all why would you be going if you didn't say so on facebook! f**k all this social network nuts
This!!!!! X1000
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people who invite you to an event on facebook, then invite you in real life, to which you reply yes (like a normal person) then get arsey when you turn up because they were not expecting you.
after all why would you be going if you didn't say so on facebook! f**k all this social network nuts
This!!!!! X1000
Sort of had that ay my bosses wedding last summer, I replied with the RSVP slip on the invite, TOLD him I'll see him at his reception the day before and when I turned up with the wife they were like :shocked: "Oh glad you made it!" srsly? :huh: I fricken told you I'd be there! I even took the wrong postcode down from the invite and ended up at his in-laws house on the other side of the county, realised this, looked up the location and got there an hour late... :grin:
Only time I've ever had anything like that though and probably because whenever there is a function on I'm invited to I usually am already busy so have to decline.
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I hate change, but love the new forum :evil:
Thom
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folks who use rare in classifieds :grin:
folks who use "haters gonna hate" :smug:
folks who moan about change :rolleyes:
folks with no manners :angry:
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I just hate the haters who moan about rare being used in classifieds and then change it to uber rare and then dont even have the cursity to reply to questions posted or if they do just use etc etc etc
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I just hate the haters who moan about rare being used in classifieds and then change it to uber rare and then dont even have the cursity to reply to questions posted or if they do just use etc etc etc
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:kiss:
i totally agree :grin:
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Overpriced Curry
Thom
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i don't even know where to begin with replying to this thread...
just about everything :lipsrsealed:
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i don't even know where to begin with replying to this thread...
Well it would seem you do, as you pressed the reply button and up popped the reply screen :kiss:
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English people who can't distinguish between their/they're/there, your/you're and also spell lyk dis. You had a free education, use it!
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People with huge siggy pictures ! :lipsrsealed:
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The news this morning, reporting something happening/happened on the M40 between J5 for Stokenchurch and J6 for Watlington.
J6 is Lewknor. Watlington is 3 miles away and is seperated by another village called Shirburn. Are they suggesting that Lewknor doesn't exist?
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The news this morning, reporting something happening/happened on the M40 between J5 for Stokenchurch and J6 for Watlington.
J6 is Lewknor. Watlington is 3 miles away and is seperated by another village called Shirburn. Are they suggesting that Lewknor doesn't exist?
its a bit of a nowheresville tbh :grin:
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i don't even know where to begin with replying to this thread...
Well it would seem you do, as you pressed the reply button and up popped the reply screen :kiss:
marvellous... my sides split laughing at this :rolleyes:
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The news this morning, reporting something happening/happened on the M40 between J5 for Stokenchurch and J6 for Watlington.
J6 is Lewknor. Watlington is 3 miles away and is seperated by another village called Shirburn. Are they suggesting that Lewknor doesn't exist?
its a bit of a nowheresville tbh :grin:
Which is just how I like it. No f**k*r about :laugh:
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English people who can't distinguish between their/they're/there, your/you're and also spell lyk dis. You had a free education, use it!
I fink I av 2 agree wid dis poynt init.
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English people who can't distinguish between their/they're/there, your/you're and also spell lyk dis. You had a free education, use it!
I fink I av 2 agree wid dis poynt init.
Yeh man, there poynt nd you're poynt r well tru too;
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Not enough chips in a packet of microchips...
Ask any southerner if they are bothered about that issue. Bloody northerners! :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes: :grin:
Bothers me alright, then they made the Crinklecut version and put even less fecking chips in the box!
By the time you have had few frozen ones there is nothing left to cook :lipsrsealed:
My other goat rubber is people who blame the Condems for everything since 1904, they are silver spooned twits who would make a great airgun targets but it was Blair and Brown who fecked us in the rrr's
Spose that can be rounded into people who read the tabloids and watch X factor type shows.....
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Being a women I love to moan, its my favourite thing! so here goes...
people going straight over a roundabout in the right hand lane and thinking im going to nice and let them in front of me, erm no, im going to drive extra fast and cut you up then slam my brakes on and swear and shout at you out the window!
disabled badges being given out willy nilly, dont get me started on disabled facilities! i mean, if you cant walk the extra 1 meter distance from the disabled parking to the normal parking, should you be driving at all?!
People parking in disabled spaces coz theyve nicked there nans badge.
People parking in the mother and child spaces and they have no child.
People opening their car door into yours because they are selfish careless twits.
My other half peeing on the rim of the toilet bowl so i have to wipe it everytime i go in there after him, WIPE YOUR OWN PEE its gross!
people making excessive noise in the street past my bedtime! I threw chocolate spread out the window at some kid changing his alloy wheels in the road on sunday night, it was 1am!!!
Immigration... :evil:
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^^^ Typical woman..
Luckily, all I heard was:
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/69054583/White_Noise_2_by_Falln_Stock.jpg)
:grin: :kiss:
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Being a women I love to moan, its my favourite thing! so here goes...
people going straight over a roundabout in the right hand lane and thinking im going to nice and let them in front of me, erm no, im going to drive extra fast and cut you up then slam my brakes on and swear and shout at you out the window!
disabled badges being given out willy nilly, dont get me started on disabled facilities! i mean, if you cant walk the extra 1 meter distance from the disabled parking to the normal parking, should you be driving at all?!
People parking in disabled spaces coz theyve nicked there nans badge.
People parking in the mother and child spaces and they have no child.
People opening their car door into yours because they are selfish careless twits.
My other half peeing on the rim of the toilet bowl so i have to wipe it everytime i go in there after him, WIPE YOUR OWN PEE its gross!
people making excessive noise in the street past my bedtime! I threw chocolate spread out the window at some kid changing his alloy wheels in the road on sunday night, it was 1am!!!
Immigration... :evil:
You sound like a chav.
As for your rant about disabled badges being given out willy nilly and they shouldn't be driving, you haven't a clue. Really, clueless.
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Being a women I love to moan, its my favourite thing! so here goes...
people going straight over a roundabout in the right hand lane and thinking im going to nice and let them in front of me, erm no, im going to drive extra fast and cut you up then slam my brakes on and swear and shout at you out the window!
disabled badges being given out willy nilly, dont get me started on disabled facilities! i mean, if you cant walk the extra 1 meter distance from the disabled parking to the normal parking, should you be driving at all?!
People parking in disabled spaces coz theyve nicked there nans badge.
People parking in the mother and child spaces and they have no child.
People opening their car door into yours because they are selfish careless twits.
My other half peeing on the rim of the toilet bowl so i have to wipe it everytime i go in there after him, WIPE YOUR OWN PEE its gross!
people making excessive noise in the street past my bedtime! I threw chocolate spread out the window at some kid changing his alloy wheels in the road on sunday night, it was 1am!!!
Immigration... :evil:
You sound like a chav.
As for your rant about disabled badges being given out willy nilly and they shouldn't be driving, you haven't a clue. Really, clueless.
Better than sounding like a rapist.. :lipsrsealed: :grin:
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I do agree some people hold disabled badges when they really shouldn't...I think the criteria to hold a disabled badge should be higher.
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that is what i mean! my mums neighbour has a finger that is fused and she cant bend it, she has a disabled badge!!!
and thought of something else... people eating really loud in the cinema! :grin:
think you men have to have selective hearing to be fair!
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that is what i mean! my mums neighbour has a finger that is fused and she cant bend it, she has a disabled badge!!!
and thought of something else... people eating really loud in the cinema! :grin:
think you men have to have selective hearing to be fair!
Sorry, didn't heat that over the sound of you making me a sandwich..
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Still just getting more of this:
(http://menatgac.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/white-noise-on-tv.jpg)
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oh you two! :laugh:
i was in fact just making a sandwich.... but it was for me! sorry!
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Yes! Loads of Grumpy Old Men!
Now where do I start? :grin:
people that dont answer PM's.
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Yes! Loads of Grumpy Old Men!
Now where do I start? :grin:
people that dont answer PM's.
If they're yours, why would they? :grin:
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I threw chocolate spread out the window at some kid changing his alloy wheels in the road on sunday night, it was 1am!!!
My mums neighbour has a finger that is fused and she cant bend it, she has a disabled badge!!!
2 of the funniest things I have heard all day!!! :grin: :laugh:
I'v just got some epic images in my mind right now. :rolleyes: :grin: :grin:
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People that place towels on sunbeds at stupid o'clock in the morning, and dont bother getting there till mid afternoon, are just selfish and ignorant
Thom
I would burn their towels.
My pet hate is people who lie unnecessarily. Note that last word in that sentence, it is of paramount importance. I'm not saying lying is completely redundant. In fact, growing up my motto was, "why tell the truth, if you can lie"....but this ceased to be the case, when my good friend Matthew at the maturing age of 14 tried to convince me and our mates that his dad was indeed, Michael Jackson....what a fcuking pleb!
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Keypad tones on mobiles on trains when people are texting
The governemt
retards playing there music too loud on trains or even worse playing it through the speaker
Bus Drivers
Cab Drivers
Africans
Jedward
Scary Spice
Interfering mother and father in laws
Im sure theres loads more lol
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Oh yead and people that blank you when you give way to them. People that jump infront of the cue you have been in for ages :angry:
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paypals really got on my wick this morning, took me ages to pay for a pair of poly bushes, kept coming up with all sorts of crap and saying my account is limited, after three attempts i just payed on card, so might have 4 sets of poly bushes coming for all i know :D
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Yes! Loads of Grumpy Old Men!
Now where do I start? :grin:
people that dont answer PM's.
If they're yours, why would they? :grin:
:lipsrsealed:
Echo the fone tones when text/emailing! On the train this morning and was keeping me awake! :angry:
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Yes! Loads of Grumpy Old Men!
Now where do I start? :grin:
people that dont answer PM's.
If they're yours, why would they? :grin:
:lipsrsealed:
Echo the fone tones when text/emailing! On the train this morning and was keeping me awake! :angry:
Grrr that is a good one... There is someone at work who has random xylophone notes playing as he types text on his phone.. I need to beat him with
(http://drumshopglasgowonline.co.uk/images/SeptBeaters_003.jpg)
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I threw chocolate spread out the window at some kid changing his alloy wheels in the road on sunday night, it was 1am!!!
My mums neighbour has a finger that is fused and she cant bend it, she has a disabled badge!!!
2 of the funniest things I have heard all day!!! :grin: :laugh:
I'v just got some epic images in my mind right now. :rolleyes: :grin: :grin:
:grin: :grin: :grin: it does sound rather amusing reading it back! but very annoying too!
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Banks
Super Markets
Speed Humps
Chavs
Poor Driving
Litter
Dog Poop
Overpriced Housing
Buses
Pointless roadworks / traffic jams
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What bothers me? Ignorance.
Some of the comments made about disabled badges are nonsense, it is actually very difficult to get a disabled badge..
My wife has a badge, and it has made life so much easier for her, infact you wouldn't believe how much easier..
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People also have to bear in mind that these badges are not just for disabled drivers, it's for disabled passengers. For example, If my other half was disabled but couldn't drive, we could have a badge so that I can park nearer to things for her convenience, is that correct?
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People also have to bear in mind that these badges are not just for disabled drivers, it's for disabled passengers. For example, If my other half was disabled but couldn't drive, we could have a badge so that I can park nearer to things for her convenience, is that correct?
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/DisabledPeople/MotoringAndTransport/DG_4001061 (http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/DisabledPeople/MotoringAndTransport/DG_4001061)
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People also have to bear in mind that these badges are not just for disabled drivers, it's for disabled passengers. For example, If my other half was disabled but couldn't drive, we could have a badge so that I can park nearer to things for her convenience, is that correct?
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/DisabledPeople/MotoringAndTransport/DG_4001061 (http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/DisabledPeople/MotoringAndTransport/DG_4001061)
Does Chuff Wife have one, for when he leaves the Pub? :tongue: :lipsrsealed:
Thom
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People who are so obsessed with facebook, twitter etc. Sometimes as if their lives revolve around it. To me there is noting more anti-social than a social network. Also iphone users who think it to be mandatory practice to constantly preach about how great the latest useless sh#t app is and how you can talk to it to make it do things. Sit and fiddle with it while in the company of others. So disrespectful.
Also road users who don't indicate on the motorway or cut in too close to your car while over taking, especially in the rain when it bombards your car with spray. Some people have very little common sense.
Thats a FACT.
Also squirrels...make your f**king mind up!!
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really gets on my teeets not knowing which thread i have posted in :lipsrsealed:
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really gets on my teeets not knowing which thread i have posted in :lipsrsealed:
You're telling me :evil:
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Just got an Email from East Mids Airport, a fine for £100 for simply pulling over, and double checking the car park location on the provided ticket, probably stopped for about 15 to 20 seconds in a no stopping area, that I was unaware of at that time
In the wrong, technically, yes, but where is the discretion/common sense, when you need it, I was simply being courteous to the people behind me
It would seem like a very easy way for them to make money!
Thom