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Title: Off topic DSG madness - no changed, cost to post an alientech box to S Wales
Post by: Raffe on 09 August 2012, 07:59
A few years back,quite a few now I did hear dsg reference from a group of Audi/vw techs as standing for disaster struck gearbox and doesn't select gearsbox  :grin: 

I'm a bit old school but it's just not 'proper' fun unless your stirring the gear box yourself.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: mike. on 09 August 2012, 15:54
Just read THIS (http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=209385.0) or THIS (http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=122285.0) or THIS (http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=220707.0) or THIS (http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=132991.0)

Should keep you going till about Christmas  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 09 August 2012, 19:21
Regardless of other peoples opinions I still don't and won't believe a true petrol head would choose an auto over a manual  :tongue:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Steve30 on 09 August 2012, 19:23
Regardless of other peoples opinions I still don't and won't believe a true petrol head would choose an auto over a manual  :tongue:

If you drove a DSG for a week i bet my last pound you wouldn't go back to a manual  :wink:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 09 August 2012, 19:25
Regardless of other peoples opinions I still don't and won't believe a true petrol head would choose an auto over a manual  :tongue:

If you drove a DSG for a week i bet my last pound you wouldn't go back to a manual  :wink:

A week?
2 hours was enough to drive me round the bend and have me begging for a manual.

To each their own.  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 09 August 2012, 19:27
I have ad DSG courtesy cars, would have it in a diesel work horse, but not in a 'fun' car I want to drive.

However you dress it up is still just an auto box :smiley:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Steve30 on 09 August 2012, 19:27
Regardless of other peoples opinions I still don't and won't believe a true petrol head would choose an auto over a manual  :tongue:

If you drove a DSG for a week i bet my last pound you wouldn't go back to a manual  :wink:

A week?
2 hours was enough to drive me round the bend and have me begging for a manual.

To each their own.  :lipsrsealed:

Your just boy racer ess3 :grin:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: ScottA on 09 August 2012, 19:30
I would have to agree I've driven a few DSG cars and while I would choose DSG on an underpowered diesel (say 1.6 TDI) for sitting in traffic on the motorway, anything remotely sporty and I would prefer manual. That said, a mapped DSG Golf R would be an absolute beast, being able to hit silly figures every run.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimmymature on 09 August 2012, 19:46
QUICK DOC, LOCK THE THREAD!!!!



Jim
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Mr GTD on 09 August 2012, 19:50
Regardless of other peoples opinions I still don't and won't believe a true petrol head would choose an auto over a manual  :tongue:

I don't agree with this comment one bit, some peeps have to drive autos/dsg for a reason...they might have the choice.. :wink:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Rislar on 09 August 2012, 19:55
Lol you can still use the DSG as a manual box! I love mine using the paddle shift to maximum effect and im not sure you can change faster in anycase  :laugh:

And thats in a DIESEL   :huh:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Rislar on 09 August 2012, 20:09
Tiptronic anyone  :smiley:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Mr GTD on 09 August 2012, 20:10
Lol you can still use the DSG as a manual box!I love mine using the paddle shift to maximum effect and im not sure you can change faster in anycase :laugh:

And thats in a DIESEL   :huh:

+1 there awesome!!
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 09 August 2012, 20:24
You can keep convincing yourselves all you want, I'll stick with my manual thanks :wink:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Edi35 on 09 August 2012, 20:46
Regardless of other peoples opinions I still don't and won't believe a true petrol head would choose an auto over a manual  :tongue:

Racing drivers are not petrol heads in your opinion as you don't find many manual boxes in them now a days.  :wink:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Rislar on 09 August 2012, 20:47
Yeah clutches are so last decade  :grin:

Or rather clutch peddles  :smiley:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: mkviken on 09 August 2012, 20:55
how long does a mechatronic unit usually last again? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 09 August 2012, 21:22
Regardless of other peoples opinions I still don't and won't believe a true petrol head would choose an auto over a manual  :tongue:

Racing drivers are not petrol heads in your opinion as you don't find many manual boxes in them now a days.  :wink:

I didn't realise you lived on a race track where every 1/1000th of a second counts?

I think you will also find that most 'racing cars' don't use Dog Sh*t Gearboxes...they use automated sequencial manuals. A very different beast to a twin clutch gearbox. But ho hum...
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Snapey070 on 09 August 2012, 21:49
Regardless of other peoples opinions I still don't and won't believe a true petrol head would choose an auto over a manual  :tongue:

Racing drivers are not petrol heads in your opinion as you don't find many manual boxes in them now a days.  :wink:

I didn't realise you lived on a race track where every 1/1000th of a second counts?

Manuals are for the ones who couldn't afford the £1200 dsg option on purchase lol

I think you will also find that most 'racing cars' don't use Dog Sh*t Gearboxes...they use automated sequencial manuals. A very different beast to a twin clutch gearbox. But ho hum...
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 09 August 2012, 21:52
Manuals are for the ones who couldn't afford the £1200 dsg option on purchase lol

Hahahahahahahahaha...

£7000+ of options...and I couldn't afford a frustrating gearbox.
I love the geniuses who live on this forum!  :grin:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: jdjd on 09 August 2012, 21:54
That said, a mapped DSG Golf R would be an absolute beast, being able to hit silly figures every run.

Believe me it is ;)
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimmymature on 09 August 2012, 21:56
SOMEONE. LOCK THIS CRAPPY REPEATED THREAD PLEASE
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: R32UK on 09 August 2012, 22:02
cant beat the feel of a stick shift... its for real drivers  :lipsrsealed: :cool:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 09 August 2012, 22:17
SOMEONE. LOCK THIS CRAPPY REPEATED THREAD PLEASE

DSG owner? :grin:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 09 August 2012, 22:24
SOMEONE. LOCK THIS CRAPPY REPEATED THREAD PLEASE

DSG owner? :grin:

You aren't allowed to criticise DSG on here.
Haven't you worked that out yet?  :grin:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimmymature on 09 August 2012, 22:42
SOMEONE. LOCK THIS CRAPPY REPEATED THREAD PLEASE

DSG owner? :grin:

You aren't allowed to criticise DSG on here.
Haven't you worked that out yet?  :grin:


Lol, criticise all you like, just sick of people on here who can't accept that it's down to personal choice


If you don't like DSG great, if you do like it great.

I have DSG, and I won't be getting it again.....



Just sick of the the people who think they know better than anyone else......



Jim
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 09 August 2012, 22:45
Just to clarify I haven't condemned anyone's choice for choosing the auto option, I just prefer driving my cars rather than just steering them :shocked:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Edi35 on 09 August 2012, 23:22
Just to clarify I haven't condemned anyone's choice for choosing the auto option, I just prefer driving my cars rather than just steering them :shocked:

It's just this kind of comment that makes me laugh. How can not having a clutch pedal mean that you are not driving the car? Most of us still drive manuals too so just because you dont like DSG doesnt mean that others who chose DSG are not petrol heads or have given up on being a driver. DSG does take a bit of getting used and some feel they are not in charge. I really enjoyed trying to master it and was like learning a new skill. However if give it time it gives you just as much pleasure as a regular manual plus the added bonus of blips on the down change for example.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ed35 chunk on 09 August 2012, 23:26
dont u just love it when u hit a jam in the center and your left leg is up dwn up dwn, on a hill when u stall it our must turn the radio down to pull away, dsg is mint in a modern car but a manuel car was better 10 years ago but not now adays to much traffic, dsg best of both worlds and trust me ive had sum probs with my dsg and i still love dsg cars, i am a petrol head! my names chunk now suck my dick!
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ed35 chunk on 09 August 2012, 23:30
now close the thread
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 09 August 2012, 23:38
dont u just love it when u hit a jam in the center and your left leg is up dwn up dwn,

And?
My left leg works...what's the issue?


Quote
on a hill when u stall it

I've not stalled a car for 10 years or more...hill starts really shouldn't be hard to master.
I have the ability to work two feet and one hand in perfect unison.
so I don't need electronics to do a billy basic skill that should be mastered at an early age.


Quote
our must turn the radio down to pull away,

What the actual f**k?  :rolleyes:


Quote
dsg is mint in a modern car but a manuel car was better 10 years ago but not now adays to much traffic, dsg best of both worlds and trust me ive had sum probs with my dsg and i still love dsg cars, i am a petrol head! my names chunk now suck my dick!

Wow...what a mature and reasoned argument.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 09 August 2012, 23:41
However if give it time it gives you just as much pleasure as a regular manual plus the added bonus of blips on the down change for example.

You get as much pleasure from operating a micro switch with less feedback than a Playstation controller?...or derive pleasure from using a gearbox where manual doesn't actually mean manual..it means sort of manual if the ECU agrees with what you think you need...and only then, it the cars own time.

Can't you blip the throttle on a downchange?
I can.
It's a skill that's been available since cars were invented!
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ed35 chunk on 10 August 2012, 00:10
dsg! dsg!
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: p3asa on 10 August 2012, 00:20
Someone is just trolling here if the other manual v DSG thread is anything to go by.  :shocked:

All my cars bar one have been manual and the auto I had really made driving very boring but that could be because it was on a Pajero jeep that was slower than a week in jail  :laugh:

That aside, each to their own. Some folk prefer 5 door cars and others wouldn't thank you for one. Some prefer derv some petrol. Its very much down to your own personal taste.

I'm sure when electric windows / remote central locking / electric wing mirrors and so on came in, some folk would say "What a waste of time, for all it takes to do it manually" So for me, autos are just another evolution in the motor industry and no doubt in years to come when we are all old our grandchildren will be asking us if we really had to change gears with a stick in the middle of the car  :laugh:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ed35 chunk on 10 August 2012, 00:20
wot u saying i cant use my feet and hands in perfect unison? im not a divvy!. i mastered driving when i was 14 when my dad gave me a xr2, all i have driven in my 13 years of driving are man cars exc a range rover, dsg is better and easier and faster,
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: WELLSYS ABT on 10 August 2012, 00:22
spot on there!!!
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ed35 chunk on 10 August 2012, 00:23
thats right well said
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ed35 chunk on 10 August 2012, 00:24
dsg! dsg!
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 10 August 2012, 00:24
wot u saying i cant use my feet and hands in perfect unison? im not a divvy!. i mastered driving when i was 14 when my dad gave me a xr2, all i have driven in my 13 years of driving are man cars exc a range rover, dsg is better and easier and faster,

It's a pity you haven't mastered the use of the English Language!  :grin:

If you mastered using your feet and hands in perfect harmony, not having to rely on electronics to not stall the engine, shouldn't be an issue.
you raised it...not me!

DSG = better, eh?
Had any problems with your DSG?
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ed35 chunk on 10 August 2012, 00:26
hell yea and i still luv it! replaced under warrenty on a car they and vw know is tuned right up  :grin:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 10 August 2012, 01:12
hell yea and i still luv it! replaced under warrenty on a car they and vw know is tuned right up  :grin:

Funny...my manual hasn't suffered any 'issues'...even on a tuned car.
Maybe mine isn't tuned right up.  :wink:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: mike. on 10 August 2012, 08:02
Still going at 1:15 in the morning, well done DOC, I think you succeeded in your wind up  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 10 August 2012, 08:07
Just a bit of banter chaps, let's not take it too seriously :smiley:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Mr GTD on 10 August 2012, 08:36
Just a bit of banter chaps, let's not take it too seriously :smiley:

Lock thread please Raffe, these threads always end in the same way...
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 10 August 2012, 09:15
Over the years I have been on numerous owners forums as my cars have changed and there is always a 'sensitive' subject, which has clearly been found here  :grin:

Still amazes me though with us all being adults how it gets taken so seriously, it is only the internet and a place for a bit of chat and humour to get away from the real world, let's all hug and be friends again :wink:

Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: ScottA on 10 August 2012, 09:29
hell yea and i still luv it! replaced under warrenty on a car they and vw know is tuned right up  :grin:

Funny...my manual hasn't suffered any 'issues'...even on a tuned car.
Maybe mine isn't tuned right up.  :wink:

Mine has, leaking slave and ultimately a slipping clutch after approx 2,000 miles. So manual or DSG, turns out they're both as sh!t as each other.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: wigit on 10 August 2012, 09:47
always makes me smile these threads, end of the day, dsg or manual, more door or three door we are still GTI owners  :wink:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Mr GTD on 10 August 2012, 09:59
Over the years I have been on numerous owners forums as my cars have changed and there is always a 'sensitive' subject, which has clearly been found here  :grin:

Still amazes me though with us all being adults how it gets taken so seriously, it is only the internet and a place for a bit of chat and humour to get away from the real world, let's all hug and be friends again :wink:



Hit the nail on the head there pal, at the end of the day we all have our own opinions, which is what makes us all different...
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: ScottA on 10 August 2012, 10:09
always makes me smile these threads, end of the day, dsg or manual, more door or three door we are still GTI owners  :wink:

Don't even get me started on 5 doors........  :grin: :grin: :laugh: :laugh:

 :lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimmymature on 10 August 2012, 10:23
always makes me smile these threads, end of the day, dsg or manual, more door or three door we are still GTI owners  :wink:

Don't even get me started on 5 doors........  :grin: :grin: :laugh: :laugh:

 :lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed:

Yeah real petrol heads only have 3 doors or is it 5?


Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ed35 chunk on 10 August 2012, 10:26
Ov a reflex silver ed35 5door dsg is a pure drivers car  :smiley:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Rislar on 10 August 2012, 10:38
Wow its still going on :grin: what about turbo verses naturally aspirated??  :drool:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 10 August 2012, 11:16
Gti vs gtd or colour preference I guess creates a good debate too.....
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Mr GTD on 10 August 2012, 11:41
Gti vs gtd or colour preference I guess creates a good debate too.....

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Steve30 on 10 August 2012, 11:44
Gti vs gtd or colour preference I guess creates a good debate too.....

 :laugh:

GTD is miles better than the GTI esp with DSG :grin:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Rislar on 10 August 2012, 11:58
Yeah BLACK is the bestest  :grin:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Steve30 on 10 August 2012, 12:01
Yeah BLACK is the bestest  :grin:

White is the fastest by a mile :grin:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Rislar on 10 August 2012, 12:09
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: R32UK on 10 August 2012, 12:38
let me fix this for yaw all

black>white
manual>dsg
5dr>3dr
19">18">17"

and most importantly

mk5>mk6


 :laugh:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Buck on 10 August 2012, 14:22
let me fix this for yaw all

black>white
manual>dsg
5dr>3dr
19">18">17"

and most importantly

mk6>mk5


 :laugh:

^ Agreed - except for the last point ! :wink:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: wigit on 10 August 2012, 15:00
i think the fact i have only driven our mk5 Pirelli twice (other than moving it out the way to get to the mk6) since i have had the Ed35 answers the question
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 10 August 2012, 18:09
Yeah real petrol heads only have 3 doors or is it 5?

Real petrol heads wouldn't choose a pimped up shopping car, would they?
Because that's all a GTI is...let's be honest.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Snoopy on 10 August 2012, 18:31
If you drove a DSG for a week i bet my last pound you wouldn't go back to a manual  :wink:
I did over 30k in a one, not for me sorry.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: mkviken on 10 August 2012, 18:38
the GTI already feels like im playing a video game to start with. DSG just makes it even more inert IMO.


if you sit in traffic alot fine i see the point in DSG. otherwise i'd opt for a manual every time.

i wouldnt dare own a DSG if the car didnt have a warranty.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: The Doc on 10 August 2012, 20:41
if you sit in traffic alot fine i see the point in DSG. otherwise i'd opt for a manual every time.

i wouldnt dare own a DSG if the car didnt have a warranty.

With you 100% on both - I hate clutching in traffic - and DSGs not under Wtee
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: The Doc on 10 August 2012, 20:42
QUICK DOC, LOCK THE THREAD!!!!



Jim

I kind of started it lol
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 10 August 2012, 20:59
Yeh great thanks making me look like I started a trolling thread lol!
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: The Doc on 10 August 2012, 21:10
Yeh great thanks making me look like I started a trolling thread lol!

Thats why I left the quote in so peopel would guess it was removed from another thread and called it OFF TOPIC etc  -  we all like a laugh and a dig once in a while   :wink:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 10 August 2012, 21:29
It's all good, I am learning the personalities on here...slowly :huh:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimmymature on 10 August 2012, 21:32
QUICK DOC, LOCK THE THREAD!!!!



Jim

I kind of started it lol

LMFAO, didnt realise you'd done it....


Now lock it....  :evil:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Edi35 on 10 August 2012, 21:33
QUICK DOC, LOCK THE THREAD!!!!



Jim

I kind of started it lol

Had a rental today which was a manual and enjoyed using a manual box. Covered all sorts of driving country roads, motorway and town. Did it feel more involving, yes but not in a positive way gear changes were slow and argricultural in comparison. One of the most alarming things was during the country road driving mostly spirited was the time my left hand was off the wheel and it just felt slightly unsafe compared to my normal drive and yes less in control. In summary if I had to by a car with a manual only option I would buy it no problem, if there is a DSG type (manual/semi auto) option I would choose this over manual. However if there was a regular auto option  then no.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 10 August 2012, 21:36
One of the most alarming things was during the country road driving mostly spirited was the time my left hand was off the wheel and it just felt slightly unsafe compared to my normal drive and yes less in control.

This most alarming factor here is how quickly you have lost the ability to drive a proper car :shocked:

Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Edi35 on 10 August 2012, 21:46
One of the most alarming things was during the country road driving mostly spirited was the time my left hand was off the wheel and it just felt slightly unsafe compared to my normal drive and yes less in control.

This most alarming factor here is how quickly you have lost the ability to drive a proper car :shocked:



What is it with this type of attitude just because I prefer a DSG does not mean I can't drive (i can opperate a manual with no problems as i have explained) there really is  no need to slag my or anyone elses driving off as you don't know the first thing about how I drive?  You really are taking this far too seriously  :smiley:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: The Doc on 10 August 2012, 21:47
lol this one will burn all weekend - night night Golfers  :kiss:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 10 August 2012, 21:58
You really are taking this far too seriously  :smiley:

Am I, but surely this is the Internet and whatever is posted is fact :undecided:

Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Edi35 on 10 August 2012, 22:11
You really are taking this far too seriously  :smiley:

Am I, but surely this is the Internet and whatever is posted is fact :undecided:



Yes, had I stated that you had not embraced new technology and inferred that made you a poor driver I could understand the attitude but I havent so please don't make this personal.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Raffe on 10 August 2012, 22:19
You really are taking this far too seriously 


 :grin:

Seriously fella you are winding yourself up with my throw away tongue in cheek comments, chill out and have another beer :kiss:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Rislar on 10 August 2012, 22:23
Lol you are funny, first of all if you really wanted a drivers car you'd never drive a VW anyway, lets face the facts and get real, it would have to be the GTR !   :smiley:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimmymature on 10 August 2012, 22:31
Lol you are funny, first of all if you really wanted a drivers car you'd never drive a VW anyway, lets face the facts and get real, it would have to be the GTR !   :smiley:

Hasnt that got an auto box?  :kiss:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 10 August 2012, 23:17
Lol you are funny, first of all if you really wanted a drivers car you'd never drive a VW anyway, lets face the facts and get real, it would have to be the GTR !   :smiley:

Surely this funny man is a joker?

If you wanted a 'drivers car' you wouldn't choose a Playstation on wheels that's controlled by computers.
You'd probably spend your £80k on something with the engine in the wrong place, no computer controlled 4WD system, a LSD and an organic link between the drivers foot and the engine....oh, and a manual gearbox!

Unless of course, you just wanted a fast car, with the minimal amount of actual 'driving' required?
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimmymature on 10 August 2012, 23:20
Lol you are funny, first of all if you really wanted a drivers car you'd never drive a VW anyway, lets face the facts and get real, it would have to be the GTR !   :smiley:

Surely this funny man is a joker?

If you wanted a 'drivers car' you wouldn't choose a Playstation on wheels that's controlled by computers.
You'd probably spend your £80k on something with the engine in the wrong place, no computer controlled 4WD system, a LSD and an organic link between the drivers foot and the engine....oh, and a manual gearbox!

Unless of course, you just wanted a fast car, with the minimal amount of actual 'driving' required?

Surely this funny man is a joker?

F1?
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 10 August 2012, 23:47
Surely this funny man is a joker?

F1?

Surely this man doesn't read too well ^

"Unless of course, you just wanted a fast car"

I don't live on a F1 circuit, nor do I earn my living winning races...so any comment regarding F1 compared to the real world is utterly pointless.


But, since you mention F1...
Weren't fully computer controlled F1 cars faster?
You know, the ones where the computers did the gear changing, active suspension etc?
The ones where all the driver had to do (still no small feat, I know) was point it in the direction he wanted to go, whilst the computers controlled the throttle, suspension etc?
Do you remember them?
Hardly a 'drivers' car...but a fast one.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ginge 35Edition on 11 August 2012, 07:56
I think I need to start a key ring thread to distract everyone :evil:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Mr GTD on 11 August 2012, 08:45
I think I need to start a key ring thread to distract everyone :evil:

LMAO! :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Edi35 on 11 August 2012, 09:13
As ours GTI's have too many computers in them and are therefore not drivers cars we can then go and sell them and buy some classics from the 60's and claim we are real drivers. Just off to go and buy some driving gloves and flat cap too  :laugh:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimmymature on 11 August 2012, 10:04
I just wish I could know everything like some of the people on here.


One day I'll know it all.......
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimble on 11 August 2012, 10:10
I suggest you all stop arguing about which is best and actually go out and drive it!! :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: mkviken on 11 August 2012, 21:16
I think I need to start a key ring thread to distract everyone :evil:

not that old chest nut please  :sad:
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Snapey070 on 11 August 2012, 21:50
Manuals are for the ones who couldn't afford the £1200 dsg option on purchase lol

Hahahahahahahahaha...

£7000+ of options...and I couldn't afford a frustrating gearbox.
I love the geniuses who live on this forum!  :grin:

£7000 spent in halfords not dealer thought it was a saxo at first glance lol
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 11 August 2012, 22:11
£7000 spent in halfords not dealer thought it was a saxo at first glance lol

Sorry...you've confused me.
What does that collection on un-punctuated word mean?
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimmymature on 11 August 2012, 22:27
£7000 spent in halfords not dealer thought it was a saxo at first glance lol

Sorry...you've confused me.
What does that collection on un-punctuated word mean?


FFS the sooner this thread gets locked the better.

This is everything I dislike about this forum on one thread.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 11 August 2012, 22:28
Welcome to the internet.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimmymature on 11 August 2012, 22:33
Welcome to the internet.

This is a forum for people who like the same cars, not a place for people to patronise and belittle others...
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Snapey070 on 11 August 2012, 22:36
Welcome to the internet.
Do you have it in Scotland then, no humour either sitting here lmao
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 11 August 2012, 22:39
Welcome to the internet.

This is a forum for people who like the same cars, not a place for people to patronise and belittle others...

Like the same cars eh?
Perhaps if you read the originl comments by out poster with his mighty two posts, you'd agree the response was justified.

I also fail to see how making a sentence readable is too much to ask?
If someone can't be arsed trying to make a point readable...why should others be arsed trying to decipher it?
Oh...but if you don't...you are wrong too, for not giving them enough attention.

If threads like this upset the cotton-wool people of the world...can I suggest not reading them?
Or not getting involved?
Simples.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 11 August 2012, 22:41
Welcome to the internet.
Do you have it in Scotland then, no humour either sitting here lmao

Was that a question?
See this > '?'
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ed35 chunk on 11 August 2012, 22:46
My dads harder then your dad  :smiley:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Snoopy on 11 August 2012, 22:46
Can we all take a deep breath and get back to discussing our personal feelings (right or wrong) about the original topic.
Name calling, attacking etc are all not allowed according to the forum rules.
Help and sarcasm are.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 11 August 2012, 22:47
My dads harder then your dad  :smiley:

 :grin: :grin:
You bugger off back to playing with your Playstation gearbox!  :grin:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Snapey070 on 11 August 2012, 22:49
Welcome to the internet.
Do you have it in Scotland then, no humour either sitting here lmao

Was that a question?
See this > '?'
Ha ha Never comment on here Tbh, but couldnt resist a dig at Mr know it all after reading your sarcasm to others posts.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Jimmymature on 11 August 2012, 22:50
Welcome to the internet.

This is a forum for people who like the same cars, not a place for people to patronise and belittle others...

Like the same cars eh?
Perhaps if you read the originl comments by out poster with his mighty two posts, you'd agree the response was justified.

I also fail to see how making a sentence readable is too much to ask?
If someone can't be arsed trying to make a point readable...why should others be arsed trying to decipher it?
Oh...but if you don't...you are wrong too, for not giving them enough attention.

If threads like this upset the cotton-wool people of the world...can I suggest not reading them?
Or not getting involved?
Simples.

Like I said before, I can't wait until I know it all just like you.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ed35 chunk on 11 August 2012, 22:55
Lol shame members can't vote to kick some people out of the forum and put them on the how to grow a bigger cock on your head.co.uk forum
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Murrayedition35 on 11 August 2012, 23:03
This is a long post...thank god I've got a manual car.... :grin:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 11 August 2012, 23:10
Ha ha Never comment on here Tbh, but couldnt resist a dig at Mr know it all after reading your sarcasm to others posts.

Sarcasm is allowed in the rules.
See a few posts up.

You'll have to do better if you consider that a dig.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Ess_Three on 11 August 2012, 23:13
Like I said before, I can't wait until I know it all just like you.

I don't know it all...
Just more of the basic stuff than many on here who post comments as gospel.

Just because I don't think DSG is the bestest invention in the world ever, or think a Golf is the best car ever, and very similar to a F1 car...I'm the big bad man?

Grow up folks...this is a public forum...and if you don't want to hear opposing views, maybe you should re-consider posting public comments.
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: The Doc on 11 August 2012, 23:21
And thats that with all that.....locked
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Rhyso on 11 August 2012, 23:23
And thats that with all that.....locked

Boooo  :angry: :laugh: :laugh:

Reply to my text btw  :undecided:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: The Doc on 11 August 2012, 23:25
Means I'd need to go through loads of invoices - it was about £7.50 I think
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness
Post by: Rhyso on 11 August 2012, 23:27
Means I'd need to go through loads of invoices - it was about £7.50 I think

That will do :afro:

Thanks hunny  :kiss:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness - no changed, cost to post an alientech box to S Wales
Post by: The Doc on 13 August 2012, 15:17
Item has arrived back at base ta  :wink:
Title: Re: Off topic DSG madness - no changed, cost to post an alientech box to S Wales
Post by: Rhyso on 13 August 2012, 15:24
Item has arrived back at base ta  :wink:

Yeah saw your message on FB  :smiley:  Was starting to panic a little but then got told TNT didn't pick it up until Friday..... :rolleyes: :embarassed: