GolfGTIforum.co.uk

General => General discussion => Topic started by: dav87 on 22 July 2012, 07:31

Title: Good morning
Post by: dav87 on 22 July 2012, 07:31
Just wondering who was up at this hour??
And why you up so early
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: Toby on 22 July 2012, 07:41
Just loaded the bikes in to the van, currently having a sh!t then im
Leaving for a ride!!
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: dav87 on 22 July 2012, 07:47
Thanks for the detail man, what bikes you got?
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 22 July 2012, 12:54
i was because i just got back off holiday! 3 hours delayed   :sad:

awsome holiday though, best holiday ive had! chase and status, pro green, example, dj wire, dj fresh, kasabian, westwood (thingy, but a good dj) all doing gogs in our hotel!
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: Ant1981 on 22 July 2012, 12:58
Just loaded the bikes in to the van, currently having a sh!t then im
Leaving for a ride!!

Do you wet wipe the poo residue after, for that just showered freshness?
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: Dan_GTi8v on 22 July 2012, 14:15
we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: Seanl on 22 July 2012, 14:19
we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!

I agree. I would not like the feeling of it being wet/damp though. My mother in law has just had this toilet installed, that a little shower head type thing comes out and washes you, then blow dries afterward. Deffo not my idea of fun, and they all keep spouting off about how good it is. I refuse to try it though.  :undecided: :sick:
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: Ant1981 on 22 July 2012, 14:31
we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!

I agree. I would not like the feeling of it being wet/damp though. My mother in law has just had this toilet installed, that a little shower head type thing comes out and washes you, then blow dries afterward. Deffo not my idea of fun, and they all keep spouting off about how good it is. I refuse to try it though.  :undecided: :sick:

You should try it. Some find a warm massaging feeling of the bum hole to be a rather erotic turn on.

Personally, after doing a poo, I like to be clean. I can't stand the thought of spending the hole day with a sh!t residue arse, as wiping most of the poo off won't leave it clean. Wet wipe and you'll be surprised at how much residue is left. You can dry off after with dry toilet paper.
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: barrym381 on 22 July 2012, 14:46
we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!

I agree. I would not like the feeling of it being wet/damp though. My mother in law has just had this toilet installed, that a little shower head type thing comes out and washes you, then blow dries afterward. Deffo not my idea of fun, and they all keep spouting off about how good it is. I refuse to try it though.  :undecided: :sick:

You should try it. Some find a warm massaging feeling of the bum hole to be a rather erotic turn on.

Personally, after doing a poo, I like to be clean. I can't stand the thought of spending the hole day with a sh!t residue arse, as wiping most of the poo off won't leave it clean. Wet wipe and you'll be surprised at how much residue is left. You can dry off after with dry toilet paper.
:grin: :grin: now my missus will know were all the baby wipes go in our house
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: Gavv8 on 22 July 2012, 15:06
Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: Luke1981 on 22 July 2012, 15:21
What started as an honest good morning thread has quickly turned into a how to wipe your arse thread!  :grin:
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: Ant1981 on 22 July 2012, 15:25
To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too  :grin:
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: barrym381 on 22 July 2012, 15:33
To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too  :grin:
you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko  :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: bob23 on 22 July 2012, 15:35
Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..

:grin: :grin: :grin: Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day. :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: Ant1981 on 22 July 2012, 15:37
Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..

:grin: :grin: :grin: Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day. :laugh: :laugh:


To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too  :grin:
you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko  :grin: :grin:




Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: bob23 on 22 July 2012, 15:43
Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..

:grin: :grin: :grin: Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day. :laugh: :laugh:


To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too  :grin:
you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko  :grin: :grin:




Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.

I agree, I nearly always remember to wipe my arse, but did you really need to be so graphic? :sick:
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: Ant1981 on 22 July 2012, 15:46
Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..

:grin: :grin: :grin: Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day. :laugh: :laugh:


To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too  :grin:
you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko  :grin: :grin:




Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.

I agree, I nearly always remember to wipe my arse, but did you really need to be so graphic? :sick:


Ought I to give you my guidance of genital maintenance?
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: bob23 on 22 July 2012, 15:51
Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..

:grin: :grin: :grin: Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day. :laugh: :laugh:


To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too  :grin:
you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko  :grin: :grin:




Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.

I agree, I nearly always remember to wipe my arse, but did you really need to be so graphic? :sick:


Ought I to give you my guidance of genital maintenance?

I already have a male grooming kit consisting of a wash cloth, a little fluffing brush, sculpting scissors, a mirror and evening wear, so I'm sorted in that area cheers. :wink:
Title: Re: Good morning
Post by: Gavv8 on 22 July 2012, 21:51
Genital topiary FTW.. :grin: