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General => General discussion => Topic started by: dav87 on 22 July 2012, 07:31
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Just wondering who was up at this hour??
And why you up so early
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Just loaded the bikes in to the van, currently having a sh!t then im
Leaving for a ride!!
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Thanks for the detail man, what bikes you got?
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i was because i just got back off holiday! 3 hours delayed :sad:
awsome holiday though, best holiday ive had! chase and status, pro green, example, dj wire, dj fresh, kasabian, westwood (thingy, but a good dj) all doing gogs in our hotel!
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Just loaded the bikes in to the van, currently having a sh!t then im
Leaving for a ride!!
Do you wet wipe the poo residue after, for that just showered freshness?
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we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!
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we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!
I agree. I would not like the feeling of it being wet/damp though. My mother in law has just had this toilet installed, that a little shower head type thing comes out and washes you, then blow dries afterward. Deffo not my idea of fun, and they all keep spouting off about how good it is. I refuse to try it though. :undecided: :sick:
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we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!
I agree. I would not like the feeling of it being wet/damp though. My mother in law has just had this toilet installed, that a little shower head type thing comes out and washes you, then blow dries afterward. Deffo not my idea of fun, and they all keep spouting off about how good it is. I refuse to try it though. :undecided: :sick:
You should try it. Some find a warm massaging feeling of the bum hole to be a rather erotic turn on.
Personally, after doing a poo, I like to be clean. I can't stand the thought of spending the hole day with a sh!t residue arse, as wiping most of the poo off won't leave it clean. Wet wipe and you'll be surprised at how much residue is left. You can dry off after with dry toilet paper.
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we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!
I agree. I would not like the feeling of it being wet/damp though. My mother in law has just had this toilet installed, that a little shower head type thing comes out and washes you, then blow dries afterward. Deffo not my idea of fun, and they all keep spouting off about how good it is. I refuse to try it though. :undecided: :sick:
You should try it. Some find a warm massaging feeling of the bum hole to be a rather erotic turn on.
Personally, after doing a poo, I like to be clean. I can't stand the thought of spending the hole day with a sh!t residue arse, as wiping most of the poo off won't leave it clean. Wet wipe and you'll be surprised at how much residue is left. You can dry off after with dry toilet paper.
:grin: :grin: now my missus will know were all the baby wipes go in our house
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Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..
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What started as an honest good morning thread has quickly turned into a how to wipe your arse thread! :grin:
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To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too :grin:
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To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too :grin:
you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko :grin: :grin:
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Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..
:grin: :grin: :grin: Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day. :laugh: :laugh:
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Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..
:grin: :grin: :grin: Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day. :laugh: :laugh:
To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too :grin:
you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko :grin: :grin:
Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.
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Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..
:grin: :grin: :grin: Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day. :laugh: :laugh:
To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too :grin:
you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko :grin: :grin:
Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.
I agree, I nearly always remember to wipe my arse, but did you really need to be so graphic? :sick:
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Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..
:grin: :grin: :grin: Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day. :laugh: :laugh:
To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too :grin:
you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko :grin: :grin:
Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.
I agree, I nearly always remember to wipe my arse, but did you really need to be so graphic? :sick:
Ought I to give you my guidance of genital maintenance?
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Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..
:grin: :grin: :grin: Some people live boring lives, this was probably the highlight of his day. :laugh: :laugh:
To reduce or minimise the skid marks from a days worth of farting, wrap a wet wipe around your finger and get right in there to clean it out. It's so good. Feels rather nice too :grin:
you have just taken it to far pokin your own bum ya sicko :grin: :grin:
Bodily maintenance is something which should be taken seriously.
I agree, I nearly always remember to wipe my arse, but did you really need to be so graphic? :sick:
Ought I to give you my guidance of genital maintenance?
I already have a male grooming kit consisting of a wash cloth, a little fluffing brush, sculpting scissors, a mirror and evening wear, so I'm sorted in that area cheers. :wink:
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Genital topiary FTW.. :grin: