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Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Diamond Hell on 01 July 2012, 07:17: Here's a man who's proud of his Golf3.

I think you'll agree his lithe lines suit those of the car:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/561162_10151869781715571_580918188_n.jpg)

captions, please.
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Post by: Wazzzer on 01 July 2012, 08:31: "Hello boys"
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Post by: bored_Welsh_lad on 01 July 2012, 08:50: Does it look any lower when I lie on it like this?
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Post by: Thom89 on 01 July 2012, 08:51: Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking, as from midday, sunbathing and Quoits will be held on the upper forward deck... Thank you

Thom
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Post by: VeeDubGTI16v on 01 July 2012, 09:48: "I wish my mk3 handled as well as that bus over there"
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Post by: mk3.owner on 01 July 2012, 11:46: Does my hair really look as bad as the lacquer peel on the bonnet? :undecided:
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Post by: luke on 01 July 2012, 12:01: draw me like one of those french girls
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 01 July 2012, 12:21: EuroNCAP reveals new test for suspension failure.
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Post by: tomp on 01 July 2012, 12:30: Has anyone seen my carer?
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Post by: Wazzzer on 01 July 2012, 12:38: This will be my location while all the work is going on with MY car :wink:
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Post by: R32UK on 01 July 2012, 14:40: You have a 'Fast' ..............

...... now get a 'Slow'
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Post by: T_J_G on 01 July 2012, 17:20: Jedward have clearly grown up over the last few years, and to be honest really let themselves go.
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Post by: Dave_IOW on 01 July 2012, 18:29: Wow, jedward and suspension tester..

Creative imaginations I see... Keep going.
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Post by: Dave_IOW on 01 July 2012, 18:32: Quote from: tomp on 01 July 2012, 12:30
Has anyone seen my carer?

:huh:
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Post by: JC on 01 July 2012, 18:34: Thank you Mr Dave for your recent application to www.bendnerslookingforlove.com

:grin:

:laugh:

:lipsrsealed:
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Post by: Jay on 01 July 2012, 18:39: I see what it is, it's one of the original MK3 promo photo's DH found amongst all the VW video's and other 'stuff' he's gathered over the years. I always thought they went a bit astray with the MK3, but this takes the biscuit...
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Post by: Dave_IOW on 01 July 2012, 18:40: Quote from: Chuff on 01 July 2012, 18:34
Thank you Mr Dave for your recent application to www.bendnerslookingforlove.com

A slightly more intelligent offering than the last delinquents.. :grin:
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Post by: JC on 01 July 2012, 18:43: wouldnt laugh too soon dave, chekc ya emails for application confirmations :lipsrsealed:

:laugh:

:kiss:
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Post by: Dave_IOW on 01 July 2012, 18:47: Quote from: Chuff on 01 July 2012, 18:43
wouldnt laugh too soon dave, chekc ya emails for application confirmations :lipsrsealed:

:laugh:

:kiss:

You would be surprised as to what's in there already... :shocked: :kiss: :wink:

When you staying next? x
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Post by: DarnPB on 01 July 2012, 23:35: Quote from: Diamond Hell on 01 July 2012, 07:17
Here's a man who's proud of his Golf3.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/561162_10151869781715571_580918188_n.jpg)

Just been licking my windows, huh huh huh!!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Dave_IOW on 01 July 2012, 23:36: Quote from: DarnPB on 01 July 2012, 23:35

Just been licking my windows, huh huh huh!!

Haven't cleaned them since I bought it actually, along with the rest of the vessel.
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Post by: richw911 on 01 July 2012, 23:41: "Duck iceberg dead ahead"
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Post by: Dave_IOW on 01 July 2012, 23:53: If this gets enough interest, i'll put the naked one up..

Trying to get in the Shadys mk3 calender for next year..
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Post by: VR6_Wherry on 02 July 2012, 09:57: "Thank you Dave, your application to join the Village People has been accepted!"