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General => General discussion => Topic started by: Thom89 on 14 June 2012, 23:16
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When I engage "Warp Drive" the ship starts to shake itself to bits.... How do I rectify this problem
Thanks
Thom
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When I engage "Warp Drive" the ship starts to shake itself to bits.... How do I rectify this problem
Thanks
Thom
:laugh:
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Speak to this man. I am not in Engineering. He is.
(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/MrBounce38/Montgomery-Scott-Scotty.jpg)
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Scotty bailed :lipsrsealed:
Thom
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Could always upgrade for a newer model?? :laugh:
(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/MrBounce38/simon-pegg-star-trek.jpg)
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That would be Illogical...
And the newer version is so much smaller than Scotty :shocked:
Thom
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"i got caught speeding... how do I get off?" seems to be the main question? :smiley:
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Could you post the technical notes for mobile speed cameras. Particularly the manufacturers stated accuracy tolerances.
:wink:
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Also can you tell us how to dispose of bodies of the policeman in question as well as any other evidence we can conceal.
Thanks
:grin:
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Can you tell me what not to say to the Police when i've been pulled. "You're not going to look in the boot are you Officer?" got me in trouble :sad:
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With regard to the "How to dispose of a body", try this chap. He knows a man with some pigs.
(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/MrBounce38/081009brit_bricktop.jpg)
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Can you tell me what not to say to the Police when i've been pulled. "You're not going to look in the boot are you Officer?" got me in trouble :sad:
You are your own worst enemy. Take your foot, and remove it from your mouth. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Could you post the technical notes for mobile speed cameras. Particularly the manufacturers stated accuracy tolerances.
:wink:
No. :tongue: :grin:
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So far Mr bounce your expertise have been atrocious!
I am disappointed to say the least :sick:
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:grin: :grin: :grin:
I aim to please
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How many people get done for speeding through average speed cameras on the the motorway? And the variable speed limit cameras for that matter?
So many cars, vans and trucks seem to fly past me when i'm doing the limit and always wonder if they get done?
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How many people get done for speeding through average speed cameras on the the motorway? And the variable speed limit cameras for that matter?
So many cars, vans and trucks seem to fly past me when i'm doing the limit and always wonder if they get done?
Lots. It doesn't matter if they change lanes either - that was rectified years ago. If you want specific figures you'll need to submit a Freedom of Information Act request with your local Police Force. :smiley:
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Why did the football player get away on the m4 in his mclaren in court, he was doing 160+, the volve t5 traffic car maxed out its speedo which the footage confirmed with the speed in the video and you could clearly see the mclaren disappearing in the distance :tongue:
Why are also the police rubbish at prosecuting people on mobile phones whilst driving with only a 50% success rate?
Why is it the crack heads get away with murder, yet the taxpayer gets r@ped financially for doing something thats a hundredth of the seriousness?
Also what is the answer to life?
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How many people get done for speeding through average speed cameras on the the motorway? And the variable speed limit cameras for that matter?
So many cars, vans and trucks seem to fly past me when i'm doing the limit and always wonder if they get done?
Lots. It doesn't matter if they change lanes either - that was rectified years ago. If you want specific figures you'll need to submit a Freedom of Information Act request with your local Police Force. :smiley:
define "lots"
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It's because Plod is fat and thick. Far easier to catch speeding motorists than crooks in order to justify your existence.
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It's because Plod is fat and thick. Far easier to catch speeding motorists than crooks in order to justify your existence.
Traffic and road policing is a completely separate department from the more general oficers unfortunately. True they can still deal with most situations but they tend not to get involved in specific investigations.
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define "lots"
My workload went up by lots when they were last fitted in our area :laugh:
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Why did the football player get away on the m4 in his mclaren in court, he was doing 160+, the volve t5 traffic car maxed out its speedo which the footage confirmed with the speed in the video and you could clearly see the mclaren disappearing in the distance :tongue:
Why are also the police rubbish at prosecuting people on mobile phones whilst driving with only a 50% success rate?
Why is it the crack heads get away with murder, yet the taxpayer gets r@ped financially for doing something thats a hundredth of the seriousness?
Also what is the answer to life?
www.google.com :wink:
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Why did the football player get away on the m4 in his mclaren in court, he was doing 160+, the volve t5 traffic car maxed out its speedo which the footage confirmed with the speed in the video and you could clearly see the mclaren disappearing in the distance :tongue:
Why are also the police rubbish at prosecuting people on mobile phones whilst driving with only a 50% success rate?
Why is it the crack heads get away with murder, yet the taxpayer gets r@ped financially for doing something thats a hundredth of the seriousness?
Also what is the answer to life?
www.google.com :wink:
Sadly google doesn't have all them answers, also where you work? At a guess your either an officer, police staff or part of the persecution?
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can you be done for speeding on a bicycle?
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can you be done for speeding on a bicycle?
I have a mate who use to race and he was stopped while out on a training ride and the officer said "did you know you were speeding"
His reply was "well of course I never, how the f**k do I know how fast I was going" :rolleyes: :laugh:
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can you be done for speeding on a bicycle?
I have a mate who use to race and he was stopped while out on a training ride and the officer said "did you know you were speeding"
His reply was "well of course I never, how the f**k do I know how fast I was going" :rolleyes: :laugh:
Do Bicycles set off speed camera's? I got a speedo on my MTB but whether I can hit 30 is another question :grin:
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can you be done for speeding on a bicycle?
You cant be done for
No insurance
No Road Tax
Not wearing a Helmet
(sure these will change in the near future)
You can be done for most other road offences although rarely does this happen........
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Hmmm The Mighty Elvi's signature is making me have naughty thoughts :laugh:
I think we should have autobahns and have done with it :evil:
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As far as I am aware you can't get done for "speeding" as such on a bicycle although I have heard of a case where you can be fined for "furious pedalling". How true this is I don't know but I think it was more a case of being in proper control and riding like a prize twonk. :laugh:
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I have heard of a case where you can be fined for "furious pedalling"
Does that mean I could get done in the gym too :grin:
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I have heard of a case where you can be fined for "furious pedalling"
Does that mean I could get done in the gym too :grin:
Depends really if you're in charge of your bike :laugh:
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As far as I am aware you can't get done for "speeding" as such on a bicycle although I have heard of a case where you can be fined for "furious pedalling". How true this is I don't know but I think it was more a case of being in proper control and riding like a prize twonk. :laugh:
Yep, under a old bylaw you can be done for furious pedalling but not speeding as such, the fine I got 18 years ago was £22
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You can be done for speeding via the "due care" side of the law, speeding may mean you are not in proper control........
Not a real problem unless you are speeding in a 20mph :grin:
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As far as I am aware you can't get done for "speeding" as such on a bicycle although I have heard of a case where you can be fined for "furious pedalling". How true this is I don't know but I think it was more a case of being in proper control and riding like a prize twonk. :laugh:
Yep, under a old bylaw you can be done for furious pedalling but not speeding as such, the fine I got 18 years ago was £22
I had to do a cycle proficiency as well :lipsrsealed:
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Has Thom just gotten a job building speed cameras or something? :undecided:
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Has Thom just gotten a job building speed cameras or something? :undecided:
No, he's restoring them to concours condition, of course.
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Has Thom just gotten a job building speed cameras or something? :undecided:
Why you ask Grasshopper
Thom
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Has Thom just gotten a job building speed cameras or something? :undecided:
Why you ask Grasshopper
Thom
As you started the thread :undecided:
I must be missing a massif personal/in joke. I'll go back to my pot noodle.
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Mr Bounce started it, then chuff split it
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Has Thom just gotten a job building speed cameras or something? :undecided:
Why you ask Grasshopper
Thom
As you started the thread :undecided:
I must be missing a massif personal/in joke. I'll go back to my pot noodle.
Qui!
Mr Bounce started the thread! no circle here....
Thom
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It says you on the list... :huh:
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Mr Bounce started it, then chuff split it due to banter, so it looks like Thom started it when he never:
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=233981.0 Here's the original stickied in the off topic section
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Ah, now I see where the confusion lies, but on the upside, I can now "Remove topic/Lock topic" and its not everyday that that happens!
Thom
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I can now "Remove topic/Lock topic" and its not everyday that that happens!
Except in threads you start and in the Golf2 forum....