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Title: Nissan Juke R
Post by: richw911 on 09 May 2012, 21:20
http://cars.uk.msn.com/reviews/nissan-juke-r-2012-onwards-1  :shocked:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: jockgti on 09 May 2012, 21:21
ugly pos
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Jay on 09 May 2012, 21:22
Even more offensive to the eyes than the normal Juke  :sick:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: richw911 on 09 May 2012, 21:23
Bet it goes well though :shocked:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: jockgti on 09 May 2012, 21:24
whats the new scooby brz about ?
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Mr GTD on 09 May 2012, 21:25
485bhp and 3.7sec to 60mph but well over priced and ugly a fook! :sick:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: barrym381 on 09 May 2012, 21:26
Bet it goes well though :shocked:
wouldnt mind a blast in it as my old pulsar went well  :smiley:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: richw911 on 09 May 2012, 21:30
It is way OTT  :sick:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Gavv8 on 09 May 2012, 21:35
So far all i've seen is middle aged women driving jukes so i'm not sure who this thing is aimed at.
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Khare on 09 May 2012, 21:36
Can't be £250,000. The GTR is £60,000 and I bet that goes a hell of a lot better from point to point, even though it's got the same engine.

Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: richw911 on 09 May 2012, 21:37
So far all i've seen is middle aged women driving jukes so i'm not sure who this thing is aimed at.

Someone with too much money  :laugh:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Bellend on 09 May 2012, 21:39
Don't think it is/was originally an official Nissan thing was/is it?

Team of Nissan technitions but not officially Nissan IIRC.
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Steve_PD on 09 May 2012, 22:18
It was made as a 1 off by Nissan UK seems they might make it for special order now
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 09 May 2012, 22:26
ouch, my eyes
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Devilz on 09 May 2012, 22:51
its not that ugly compared to regular juke  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: bobotheclown on 10 May 2012, 00:02
I kinda like it. Though I think the BMW X6 M looks nice so off to spec savers I go
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Gavv8 on 10 May 2012, 05:48
I kinda like it. Though I think the BMW X6 M looks nice so off to spec savers I go
The problem with the X6 is not the way it looks so much as what it stands for, it's like waving a wad of 50's in a tramps face and then using  their dog as a football.
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: TeddyKGB on 10 May 2012, 06:45
Hmm.. is it wrong I slightly like it (in a Focus RS sort of way!?) :undecided:

But 250k for one.. hope that's a typo :grin:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: raptorSE on 10 May 2012, 08:17
They are £100,000 I agree about the price its mental exspecting someone to pay £40,000 more than a GTR. But I think it looks smart. Theres a vid on youtube of a track in Dubai of it pissing all over a lambo 570 and 458 Italia  :cool:

Looking forward to see when someone starts tuning it  :shocked:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: golf-sib on 10 May 2012, 10:14
Its a Nissan Joke, yet I' confused why we are even talking about the Nissan Joke. Next thing we will be discussing is the Nissan CashCow.
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Khare on 10 May 2012, 10:34
We're on about the Nissan Jew Car  :rolleyes:  :laugh:  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: richw911 on 10 May 2012, 10:58
I kinda like it. Though I think the BMW X6 M looks nice so off to spec savers I go
The problem with the X6 is not the way it looks so much as what it stands for, it's like waving a wad of 50's in a tramps face and then using  their dog as a football.

 :grin:



Its a Nissan Joke, yet I' confused why we are even talking about the Nissan Joke. Next thing we will be discussing is the Nissan CashCow.

To get opinions on something a bit different Golf talk is rather boring  :laugh:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: stfc_gti on 10 May 2012, 12:50
looks vile but wouldnt mind a go it
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: VW BUSH on 10 May 2012, 13:21
looks vile but wouldnt mind a go it
Who your sister?
















 :grin:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: stfc_gti on 10 May 2012, 13:34
looks vile but wouldnt mind a go it
Who your sister?
















 :grin:
no, she died actually
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: stfc_gti on 10 May 2012, 21:58
f**k me, thought I might get a bit from that one, instead I killed the thread. As you were chaps
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Ess_Three on 10 May 2012, 22:16
Back on topic...

If I had a 'spare' £100k, I'd have my name on the list right now.
I think it's utterly bonkers and take my hat off to Nissan for being daft enough to build it.  :grin:

I find the Juke kinda funky in a quirky/ugly sort of way...but then I like the Skoda Yeti too.

I know I'd have far more fun in a Juke GTR than in some bright red Italian posing-pouch.

Being able to chase and humble 911 turbos...in a Nissan crossover has a certain alure  :grin:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Bellend on 10 May 2012, 23:09
Juke is not a car I like to look at but there is something quirky about it.

I would have one if I had the money but only after buying a billion other cars.

I'd have it resprayed though to a normal colour so it's a bit more inconspicuous (sp?).
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 10 May 2012, 23:29
I guess this has put an end to my thoughts of what would happen if the Batmobile drove into a Nissan Micra at speed.
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: Jord_GTI on 11 May 2012, 00:46
I like it  :lipsrsealed:

Would buy it if I won the the euromillions and had bought a car for every other day of the year.


Looks like a cuter version of the Touareg from the film Repo Men

(http://ohkate.com/d200/3.8.09_craigsara/_OHK3732.jpg)


Of course being the macho cnut that I am I'd buy the more masculine Touareg first  :smug:
Title: Re: Nissan Juke R
Post by: PenguinGTI on 11 May 2012, 01:17
Back on topic...

If I had a 'spare' £100k, I'd have my name on the list right now.
I think it's utterly bonkers and take my hat off to Nissan for being daft enough to build it.  :grin:

I find the Juke kinda funky in a quirky/ugly sort of way...but then I like the Skoda Yeti too.

I know I'd have far more fun in a Juke GTR than in some bright red Italian posing-pouch.

Being able to chase and humble 911 turbos...in a Nissan crossover has a certain alure  :grin:

Words. Mouth. Taken out of.