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Title: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Jay on 03 May 2012, 15:02
Just sent these round the building because this ALWAYS happens and parking at work is TIGHT as a badgers sphincter, we've told the other company in the building that these spaces out the front are ours as specified in the tenancy agreement and if their visitors need to park out there they should at least park properly and tell us, in case we need their car moved to get ours out we know who to find.

I've had to squeeze my car in a small double yellow line 'space' along the side of the building, thus if I get a fine and wheel clamp they WILL be paying to have these removed.

(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj183/jayton82/IMG_20120503_142805.jpg)
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(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj183/jayton82/Parkingdiagram.png)
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: R32UK on 03 May 2012, 15:17
very hard to stop visitors parking like cnuts. maybe some marked out bays would help your cause J?  :cool:
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Kerrse on 03 May 2012, 15:21
very hard to stop visitors parking like cnuts. maybe some marked out bays would help your cause J?  :cool:

This ^^^

To be honest im glad i dont have to park there look rough as  :grin:
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Jay on 03 May 2012, 15:38
I think my MD looked into marking up parking bays, but the parking area as you can see is rubbish and the markings wouldn't last long unless it's completely repaved which means £££. He also looked at getting his own wheel clamp off ebay, but the change in law put him off  :grin:

Kerrse, we do work in the dumpiest building in Oxford  :laugh: though it's a nice area with lots of posh restaurants, nice houses etc and our building gets 'tagged' pretty much every night with some new thingyes, tits and bums that face the kids park down the other side of the building. They get removed and it's like giving them a blank canvas  :grin:
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: clipperjay on 03 May 2012, 16:06
Thats nothing Jay when we want a space its not a problem!  :evil:
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44778000/jpg/_44778858_8652e288-740c-4127-9833-4b53b7123c41.jpg)
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: stfc_gti on 03 May 2012, 16:07
www.youparklikeathingy.com
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 03 May 2012, 18:26
for anyone who tries to click the above link, "thingy" should be replaced with the c word
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Guy on 03 May 2012, 19:08
www.youparklikeathingy.com

this'll work http://www.yplac.com/ (http://www.yplac.com/)
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Len on 03 May 2012, 23:27
Nice ashlar stone wall there, shame its being allowed to fall down! :rolleyes:
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Dan_GTi8v on 04 May 2012, 04:12
(http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Untitled-1.png)

at leasy you dont have to park here :P

(http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2011/11/s_d32_A-556722.jpg)
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: R32UK on 04 May 2012, 08:15
I count 21 Beetles... anyone top that  :laugh:
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Lurky on 04 May 2012, 10:21
26 that i can see without going into geek mode and getting a magnifier
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Guy on 04 May 2012, 10:36
its easier to see here...

(http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2011/11/s_d32_A-556722.jpg)

gave up on beetles.. can see 3 campers for certain..
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: PenguinGTI on 04 May 2012, 10:41
And I think I can see 1 Time Machine (from Scooby Doo) (Quite near the middle of the picture just in front of an orangey mini-bus type vehicle).

Just thinking though, imagine how much that car park would be worth if all those vehicles were in that nick today?  :cool:
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Egbutt Wash on 04 May 2012, 11:44
That photo looks to be from the mid 1970's.
I used to own a 1971 Oldsmobile Delta 88 and I can see one there.
The front electric bench seat always raised a smile from lady passengers.
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Guy on 04 May 2012, 11:58
And I think I can see 1 Time Machine (from Scooby Doo) (Quite near the middle of the picture just in front of an orangey mini-bus type vehicle).

Just thinking though, imagine how much that car park would be worth if all those vehicles were in that nick today?  :cool:

Mystery Machine?
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Ant1981 on 04 May 2012, 16:58


I've had to squeeze my car in a small double yellow line 'space' along the side of the building, thus if I get a fine and wheel clamp they WILL be paying to have these removed.


No, they won't. I sympathise with you, but how you park is not anyone elses responsibility.
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Jay on 05 May 2012, 17:13
No, they will and my boss has told them that too :smiley:


Another fine example of thingyery. This time I saw the f@cktards pull in the child and parent parking, so gave them an earful told them they must be blind to have parked in a child and parent parking bay and took some pics. Pics emailed off to their company too, pic submitted to YPLAC. Utter Cunts in the guise of neck wobbling, finger pointing, teeth cussing black women.

(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj183/jayton82/IMG_20120505_145359-smaller.jpg)
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Ant1981 on 05 May 2012, 18:46
I wouldn't pay you for your own bad parking  :drool:

You moan about others, but then park where you know you shouldn't!
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Jay on 05 May 2012, 19:44
Where was I meant to park then bright spark, or should I have gone home early from work taking the afternoon off because there was no where to park?  :rolleyes: I did move my car when said cunt had gone, thus reducing my necessary cuntyness.
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Khare on 05 May 2012, 20:03
The one thing I can't stand is people with "disabilities" parking in disabled spots. By "disabilities" I mean they hold a disabled permit but can still walk, just have trouble maybe getting up from the seat. People like these should not be allowed to park in disabled bays. My father is paraplegic and to get in and out of his car he needs to have the door wide open so he can wedge the chair in there and he can slide from the car to the chair and vice versa. In Brazil where he lives though, sadly people don't respect the highway code and sometimes my dad has to put off going somewhere because he simply can't get out of the car! I say disabled bays should be for wheelchair users and people who have extreme difficulty walking anything more than 50 meters.
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Jay on 05 May 2012, 20:06
Unfortunately it's too easy to get a disabled badge  :sad:
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Jord_GTI on 05 May 2012, 20:21
(http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/Themes/2_SlickPro_Graphite/images/newlogo3.jpg)
+ white whining  :lipsrsealed: :laugh:
Title: Re: How to park like a c#nt
Post by: Ant1981 on 06 May 2012, 11:02
Where was I meant to park then bright spark, or should I have gone home early from work taking the afternoon off because there was no where to park?

They may have been thinking exactly the same. Like I say, I do sympathize however.